Michael Douglas blames oral sex for his cancer

[top4bigbutt]

http://news.yahoo.com/michael-douglas-blames-oral-sex-throat-cancer-083303529.html

I think I am screw, I have miles of pussy and ass eaten
But it taste so fucking good

[Willie Escalade]

I was going to say a Matt Damon joke, but I don't think I will...

[lifeisfiction]

I wonder if they are going to start putting no oral sex ads instead of no smoking ads. Cause oral sex is a habit that I don't plan on kicking anytime soon.

[aprilian]

Is he impugning CZJs snatch?

[JenniferParisHusband]

There is no cure for Catherine Zeta Jones, but it's good to know you can get a shot to prevent her from slowly killing you.

[Steve-Oh]

Yep. HPV has been found to cause throat cancer.
A guy I know had half of his neck cut away due to cancer caused by HPV.
Add oral sex to list of fun things that can kill you.

[giovanni_hotel]

I thought Michael Douglas was admitting he got hpv from sucking cock.lol
They teased this story all day before I had a chance to check and see he mentioned cunnilingus.

[irvin66]

I thought Michael Douglas was admitting he got hpv from sucking cock.lol
They teased this story all day before I had a chance to check and see he mentioned cunnilingus.
:iagree: I also thought it was because he sucked too much dick......:geek:

[alpha2117]

Yeah the smoking had nothing to do with it Michael you keep telling yourself that.

[tsadriana]

Looks like he denies ...I read it on yahoo that he denies this statement....

[trish]

The effects of second hand sucking effect everyone. It would be best if laws limited oral sex to designated areas.

[Bobzz]

Personally, I think he was bragging. "Yeah, I've eaten so much pussy and ass, I got cancer from it! The drinking and smoking, nah, it was all cooch dude. Seriously, know what I'm saying?"