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Nikka
05-29-2013, 11:18 PM
I think a cheesecake with mokka coffe

after that french fries with mayonese and ketchup

after that a cheeseburger

ok I am ready to die :whistle:

Jericho
05-29-2013, 11:20 PM
20lbs of peas and a spork with one tine missing! :whistle:

Ms.Stepford
05-29-2013, 11:21 PM
Just a fifth of some good tequila.

I'd like to spice up my last words a bit, and if possible go out projectile vomiting blood.

Nikka
05-29-2013, 11:25 PM
Just a fifth of some good tequila.

I'd like to spice up my last words a bit, and if possible go out projectile vomiting blood.

I think alcohol is not allowed

RallyCola
05-29-2013, 11:27 PM
like i said in the other thread...

2 slices of peter luger's bacon, steak for 3, german hash, a mound of slag and ice cold pepsi to wash it down since i can't have alcohol

Ms.Stepford
05-29-2013, 11:42 PM
Well, if they're not serving alcohol, I'm not going.

LibertyHarkness
05-29-2013, 11:44 PM
i would try take a big bite/chunk out of a few of the guards looking over me .. may as well try eating abit of human flesh once in your life .

EvaCassini
05-30-2013, 12:16 AM
lucky charms

bluesoul
05-30-2013, 12:16 AM
appetizer: one cup of miso soup (hot) with dried sea weed on the side

main: nigiri sushi: hokkigai (4pcs), unagi (4pcs), anago (4pcs), ika (4pcs), saba, hamachi (2pcs), maguro (2pcs) and whatever the chief thinks will compliment my palette (except ebi or egg)

dessert: 1 pink rice cake (or uiro)

1 large glass of ice-cold water (i heard the toilets on the other side are heavenly so i wanna make a good impression)

SpoogeMonkey
05-30-2013, 12:28 AM
appetizer: one cup of miso soup (hot) with dried sea weed on the side

main: nigiri sushi: hokkigai (4pcs), unagi (4pcs), anago (4pcs), ika (4pcs), saba, hamachi (2pcs), maguro (2pcs) and whatever the chief thinks will compliment my palette (except ebi or egg)

dessert: 1 pink rice cake (or uiro)

1 large glass of ice-cold water (i heard the toilets on the other side are heavenly so i wanna make a good impression)

Gay....

Gimme a massive barely cooked sirloin steak and a barrel of chip shop chips from the finest uk chip shop.

yosi
05-30-2013, 12:33 AM
A slice of a watermelon , oh , it's not the season? I can wait :dancing:

EvaCassini
05-30-2013, 12:44 AM
Gay....

Gimme a massive barely cooked sirloin steak and a barrel of chip shop chips from the finest uk chip shop.

hahaha, whats wrong with his palette? I love those things he mentioned......
Does that mean I am gay too?

Well I do suck cock, and put my penis into butts......but really am I gay?!?!
Im so confused now.....how will I break this to my girlfriend....sigh

LMAO

Dino Velvet
05-30-2013, 01:11 AM
As much beans and asparagus as they allow me to load up on. The stench of me will be my last words. I'm sorry for nothing.

TS Evelyn Summers
05-30-2013, 01:35 AM
The Number #3 At the Taco Joint On The Corner...


2 Cheese Enchiladas w/ that cold ass non melted cheddar cheese w/ Some Beans & Rice & a NOS Energy Drink!


Boo Ya!!! & I'm out with a smile :)

EvaCassini
05-30-2013, 01:38 AM
74 redbulls drank consecutively, one right after the other

sukumvit boy
05-30-2013, 02:34 AM
Francois Mitterrand chose Ortolan , a small song bird ( now illegal to hunt).
The practice is cruel. After they are caught they are blinded by pricking their eyes with a pin , they are fed on sweets like figs and than they are drowned in Armagnac before plucking and cooking.They are eaten whole , bones ,head and all.

There is a strange ritual in eating ortolan which includes covering your head with a napkin (so God can't see you eating this little song bird)

I think I'll skip that one and have the tofu!
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5223077

Prospero
05-30-2013, 11:14 AM
A dozen escargot with great french bread
Chateaubriand for two... (my guest would be a beautiful ladyboy) with black truffles and perfectly roasted potatoes
Souffle
All served with a fine vintage Champagne and, with dessert, a bottle of Chateau Yquem.
Belgian chocolates with coffee and Armagnac

Then take me away and get the killing done asap before i get terrible heartburn and indigestion

Stavros
05-30-2013, 11:51 AM
Francois Mitterrand chose Ortolan , a small song bird ( now illegal to hunt).
The practice is cruel. After they are caught they are blinded by pricking their eyes with a pin , they are fed on sweets like figs and than they are drowned in Armagnac before plucking and cooking.They are eaten whole , bones ,head and all.

There is a strange ritual in eating ortolan which includes covering your head with a napkin (so God can't see you eating this little song bird)

I think I'll skip that one and have the tofu!
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5223077

Thanks for the link Sukumvitboy that is an extraordinary story I had not heard before, nor the Ortolan. Mind you, fowl with those flavours does sound tempting; might be one to try at home using figs as stuffing and armagnac as a sauce...?

gimmeurblood
05-30-2013, 12:29 PM
deep fried ortolan wrapped in bacon with a side of cheese fries smothered in shredded steak and lobster

irvin66
05-30-2013, 12:32 PM
Maybe some balut.........:ignore:

iagodelgado
05-30-2013, 08:42 PM
Send it back complaining it's not cooked properly.

robertlouis
05-31-2013, 02:14 AM
I'd just say I'm not hungry just now and can I have it tomorrow please.

moonunit7
05-31-2013, 02:54 AM
North Carolina BBQ samich with cole slaw on it, string beans, corn bread and some peach cobbler a la mode.

Dino Velvet
05-31-2013, 02:56 AM
North Carolina BBQ samich with cole slaw on it, string beans, corn bread and some peach cobbler a la mode.

That sounds great.

robertlouis
05-31-2013, 03:14 AM
North Carolina BBQ samich with cole slaw on it, string beans, corn bread and some peach cobbler a la mode.

What if you get indigestion? :hide-1:

robertlouis
05-31-2013, 03:15 AM
One of the better things about living in the UK is that you would never have to choose.

On the other hand, prison food for life - that's as bad as the sentence, isn't it?

Merkurie
05-31-2013, 03:48 AM
The governor's wifes' pussy.

CORVETTEDUDE
05-31-2013, 05:45 AM
I like mine rare.....

BiBoyinBeantown
05-31-2013, 06:44 AM
I'd just say I'm not hungry just now and can I have it tomorrow please.

That is the reality of what usually happens--usually the condemned isn't in the mood to eat much.

bimale69
06-01-2013, 03:15 AM
"Fuck the last meal, just shoot me like a damn horse!!"

runround04
06-01-2013, 10:28 AM
Peanut butter because Im allergic, I dont wanna give The Man the satisfaction of killing me. lol

Lovecox
06-08-2013, 03:45 AM
roast pork, black beans and rice, and fried plantains.

danthepoetman
06-14-2013, 01:10 PM
It's not so much what I would eat. It's much more what I would drink...
Probably a Macalan 18 years old. A Lagavulin. ...?

youngblood61
06-14-2013, 01:57 PM
I like mine rare.....That would be a fine meal indeed!:salad

talldudeil
06-14-2013, 09:41 PM
2 Lamar's Donuts from Kansas City, Thai hot chicken green curry, banana cream pie, Pepsi and 6 dulcolax tables so when I go I will go.

supply446
06-14-2013, 09:55 PM
A couple of blue pills and 24 hrs with Valerie from Hawaii

suttonporksword
06-14-2013, 10:35 PM
a loaded machine gun, a skeleton key, a plastic surgeon and a passport forger.

stan.smith
06-14-2013, 10:57 PM
Smoke a Blunt, Eat a Fillet minion steak grilled well done, side of mash potatoes and gravy, wash it down with a full glass of ice and coca cola. Black forest cake for dessert

bimale69
06-16-2013, 07:50 PM
2 Lamar's Donuts from Kansas City, Thai hot chicken green curry, banana cream pie, Pepsi and 6 dulcolax tables so when I go I will go.

What a shitty way to go.:dead::dead:

wiltthestilt
06-16-2013, 08:21 PM
realistically? Nothing. My appetite would be gone in the weeks leading up to it. I wouldnt be able to enjoy anything.

For sake of discussion? Two slices of pepperoni pizza. Half of chicken parm. Plate of french fries with ketchup. Cranapple Juice. Strawberry Cheesecake with vanilla ice cream. A bowl of blueberries. One bar dark chocolate. One cup of coffee (some fancy roast).

Erika1487
06-17-2013, 09:34 PM
I prefer a humble breakfast............
Homefries, a 1/2lb of Bob Evans sausage, Sausage gravy with 4 buttermilk biscuits, a 3 scrambled eggs, 5 slices of French toast..

bte
06-18-2013, 04:31 AM
Tacos

Amy Gray
06-18-2013, 04:39 AM
If I was on death row I would ask for one of these.
http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/food/files/2011/06/tim-ellis.jpg

TatianaSummer
06-18-2013, 04:51 AM
roast pork, black beans and rice, and fried plantains.

same order for me but pink or red beans, and some yuca al ajo con papas majadas. :)

ed_jaxon
06-18-2013, 04:57 AM
Two hot birds in a hot tub.

robertlouis
06-18-2013, 07:34 AM
Forget the food. If I could spend my last meal in the company of the friends I've made on HA it would make me forget what's coming.

danthepoetman
06-18-2013, 07:48 AM
Forget the food. If I could spend my last meal in the company of the friends I've made on HA it would make me forget what's coming.
Socrate.
You know it's probably one of the myths at the origins of the Christian construct? If you mean it, Robert, I don't know what to say. I appreciate you a lot also. This world is fucking cold. We don't find many people with a spiritual connection. HA is nice; I agree.

Prospero
06-18-2013, 07:48 AM
Who though RL? Pantic? Then you'd be glad for the dawn....

robertlouis
06-18-2013, 07:49 AM
Who though RL? Pantic? Then you'd be glad for the dawn....

I'd invite you although it's unlikely you'll be around..... :whistle:

danthepoetman
06-18-2013, 08:00 AM
You know Horacio? "Live every day as if it was your last"...?
And of course: "Suave Mari magno!" "how good it is, when, from the seashore, you see a ship strugling with the elements"... Assholish, right? Here in Quebec, it's something we feel many times every winter.
I live my last day every day. And if you're not happy, FUCK YOU!

kaientai
06-18-2013, 09:08 AM
A nice medium rare steak,country wedges,mayonaise a frikandel (is dutch) a big mac and a can of prinles hot and spicy with remia mayonaise..desert should be some big ice cream and whipcream thing.. Breakfast a english breakfast