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Dino Velvet
05-25-2013, 08:09 PM
Scratchin' and Scrummin' fer days already. I blame the 'skeeters in the back yard. They overthrew the crabs with insectarian violence during our Arid Spring. Now I'm the one who struggles.

CORVETTEDUDE
05-25-2013, 08:27 PM
Drop 'em in dry ice, Brother!!! You won't feel a thing!!!:party:

ImpulZ
05-25-2013, 09:45 PM
sweet information :p

Dino Velvet
05-25-2013, 09:54 PM
sweet information :p

I think there was too much honey dripping from my figs in the first place. If anything it was entrapment. My dirty secret is the joy I have scalding my itchy nuts in the shower. Hot! Hot! Hot! Jump! Jump! Jump! Ahhhhhhhhh...

ImpulZ
05-25-2013, 09:59 PM
they also could fly in your beard!!!

Dino Velvet
05-25-2013, 10:01 PM
they also could fly in your beard!!!

The crows will fly outta my beard and assrape 'em. Mosquitos'll be walking funny for 2 weeks.

dderek123
05-25-2013, 10:15 PM
Cornstarch yer balls. It works wonders.

Dino Velvet
05-25-2013, 10:18 PM
Cornstarch yer balls. It works wonders.

The mosquitoes will be able have a nice waltz before they sink their teeth or whatever into my poor, innocent gonads.

irvin66
05-26-2013, 01:00 AM
Drop 'em in dry ice, Brother!!! You won't feel a thing!!!:party:
:iagree:hahahaha!!!!!!!!:dead:

ImpulZ
05-26-2013, 01:04 AM
:iagree:hahahaha!!!!!!!!:dead:

so it was nice?

Dino Velvet
05-26-2013, 01:14 AM
Thank God for the Internets. Ain't doin' it. Rather burn 'em again.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100703080555AAFI4G9

https://www.google.com/search?q=genitals+dry+ice&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

scorpion
05-26-2013, 01:36 AM
Scratchin' and Scrummin' fer days already. I blame the 'skeeters in the back yard. They overthrew the crabs with insectarian violence during our Arid Spring. Now I'm the one who struggles.

leavethem yo mee..:jerkoff

Dino Velvet
05-26-2013, 07:26 PM
leavethem yo mee..:jerkoff

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/380100/thumbs/r-NORM-MACDONALD-UPDATE-large570.jpg
WHAT THE H???

dderek123
05-26-2013, 07:30 PM
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/380100/thumbs/r-NORM-MACDONALD-UPDATE-large570.jpg
WHAT THE H???

You've got a new fan of yer balls apparently.

Dino Velvet
05-26-2013, 07:46 PM
You've got a new fan of yer balls apparently.

I'd rather have a gal fan them off. They is burnin' like'a fiya!

Corrosion of Conformity - "Who's Got The Fire" - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff_50moFeBA)

robertlouis
05-27-2013, 05:59 AM
I'd rather have a gal fan them off. They is burnin' like'a fiya!



A visit to the pox doctor sounds in order. I'm assuming you already have an account there. :ignore:

Prospero
05-27-2013, 08:42 AM
Joking apart the Scotsman is right Dino. Go see a medic

Dino Velvet
05-27-2013, 07:33 PM
Joking apart the Scotsman is right Dino. Go see a medic

Has this medic mastered some sorta advanced ball scratching technique that he learned in medical school? I'd be better off going to Walgreen's and buy a hairbrush so I can scratch every layer of skin off for maximum relief.

runround04
05-29-2013, 05:34 AM
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