What's Your Favorite Food?

[TSPornFan]

I love food! I especially love chicken! Who doesn't love chicken? If Jesus had three loaves of bread and 5 pieces of chicken then Jesus would be able to multiply 5 pieces of chicken into a 20 piece meal with some mac and cheese!

My good friend owns a Chinese resistant in town. His cousin cooks the best shrimp lo mien and orange chicken in town. He fixes a special combo dish just for me mixing the two dishes into one awesome dish!

What's your favorite food?

[GroobyKrissy]

I am so confused...

What does this have to do with porn?

[GroobyKrissy]

I love food! I especially love chicken! Who doesn't love chicken? If Jesus had three loaves of bread and 5 pieces of chicken then Jesus would be able to multiply 5 pieces of chicken into a 20 piece meal with some mac and cheese!

My good friend owns a Chinese resistant in town. His cousin cooks the best shrimp lo mien and orange chicken in town. He fixes a special combo dish just for me mixing the two dishes into one awesome dish!

What's your favorite food?

Owning Chinese resistants should be illegal. Franklin supports slavery.

[dderek123]

I am so confused...

What does this have to do with porn?

Sshhhhh

He has stopped complaining for a few minutes. Let's see what happens.

[GroobyKrissy]

I love food! I especially love chicken! Who doesn't love chicken? If Jesus had three loaves of bread and 5 pieces of chicken then Jesus would be able to multiply 5 pieces of chicken into a 20 piece meal with some mac and cheese!

My good friend owns a Chinese resistant in town. His cousin cooks the best shrimp lo mien and orange chicken in town. He fixes a special combo dish just for me mixing the two dishes into one awesome dish!

What's your favorite food?

Can someone please critique Franklin's photography skills?

[TSPornFan]

Can someone please critique Franklin's photography skills?

My phone's camera sucks. lol

[GroobyKrissy]

My phone's camera sucks. lol

Perhaps you should make a wishlist.

This board enjoys, NAY...DEPENDS, on your thoughtful and insightful analysis and if you're going to be posting pictures now, we cannot have this poor quality stuff coming from you. You have a reputation to uphold. Otherwise someone may go off on a rant about how you should not be creating poor quality pictures to lure people into your threads.

[Corran]

Krissy..stop..you're making me laugh so hard my sides hurt.

[GroobyKrissy]

As an avid Fan of food (I eat 3 times a day!), I am severely offended when someone posts bad quality pictures like this. I mean, it's not like this is porn or anything! I mean, you say you love food... yet THIS is the way you treat it?

Would it kill you to use a different backdrop other than a plain green table? I mean, how unappetizing is that color anyway? I'm picturing something like a checkered tablecloth... maybe on a picnic table... use some imagination. We see food on plastic plates against solid colors all the time.

And really, what the hell is that shadow in the upper left hand corner? Really... could you have just moved whatever it was a couple of inches away so it wouldn't be in frame? It is SO distracting.

Also, you've cut off part of the plate. I really wanted to see the WHOLE PLATE, not just 98.5% of it. Seriously unprofessional.

And seriously, PLASTIC PLATE? I mean, if you're going to say that you're a "food lover", shouldn't you treat it with more respect?

And, how does this represent your love of chicken? I mean, to me, it looks like something I could run down to 7-11 and buy. If you're going to represent a real love of chicken, I don't think it is fair for you to pass off inferior chicken.

Further... I don't think that is Mac and Cheese. It looks more like overly done noodles with some sort of cheese derivative. Again, I want the REAL THING... not something that passes itself off as Mac and Cheese. I'm talking big, mouthwatering bites of gooey cheese with perfectly done noodles. Maybe a little steam rising off of it... Wait... I just stained my panties. That is what we Food Porn Fans deserve.

I think that is fried okra, but the picture is too blurry to tell for sure. This especially offends me since I love me some fried okra. That looks like someone put it through a blender though. I mean really...

Just messin' with you Franklin... All in fun.

[TSPornFan]

Yep! It's fried okra with mac and cheese and chicken wings. :) That's a manly meal!

[GroobyKrissy]

Yep! It's fried okra with mac and cheese and chicken wings. :) That's a manly meal!

AND NOT EVEN ONE BREAST AMONG THEM... Wait... did someone hack Franklin's account...?

Moderators?

[MacShreach]

Can someone please critique Franklin's photography skills?
Got the shakey jakes.

[Dino Velvet]

Had some really good Mexican Food the other night at El Coyote. Great LA place that's been around forever. As a native Angeleno, Mexican Food agrees with my stomach very well. It's KFC that gives me mad diarrhea.

http://www.dobkowitz.com/rogers_pages/Favorites_Things/Assets/El%20coyote.jpg

[SheWantsTheD]

http://www.applebees.com/~/media/2012_menu_images/Menu%20C/579x441/Entrees/Ribs/Double_Glazed_Baby_Back_Ribs_6_2011.jpg

[Willie Escalade]

Krissy, you KNOW I'm a leg and thigh man...