When You Visit A Hooker Do You Close The Door When You Use The Bathroom?

[Dino Velvet]

I do when I go number two. Many of the gals I see I know a bit and I just keep talking midstream with the door open.

[rbiller]

Most of the time. I just feel more comfortable as I feel this a personal thing and should be kept private as much as possible.

[robertlouis]

Good ole Dino. Always gets straight to the heart of the matter. You'd be great on Jeremy Kyle here in the UK..... :party:

[Dino Velvet]

Good ole Dino. Always gets straight to the heart of the matter. You'd be great on Jeremy Kyle here in the UK..... :party:

Would Jeremy Kyle be so bold to take a drag out of the infamous Listerine bottle on the bathroom floor under the sink? Me neither. Problem is I have a fairly good idea where it's been.

Check this out. Is he your Jerry Springer?
https://www.youtube.com/results?q=Jeremy+Kyle&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=rcs&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=w1

[robertlouis]

Would Jeremy Kyle be so bold to take a drag out of the infamous Listerine bottle on the bathroom floor under the sink? Me neither. Problem is I have a fairly good idea where it's been.

Check this out. Is he your Jerry Springer?
https://www.youtube.com/results?q=Jeremy+Kyle&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=rcs&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=w1

Nope. Despite the circus style exploitation of people, Springer retains a modicum of humanity whereas Kyle clearly despises the desperate people who appear on his show.

[Prospero]

Always.

[robertlouis]

Always.

You are a true gentleman, Prospero. But we knew that already. :whistle:

[Dino Velvet]

Nope. Despite the circus style exploitation of people, Springer retains a modicum of humanity whereas Kyle clearly despises the desperate people who appear on his show.

Springer came to a place I worked and was nice as Hell. I shook his hand and refused to give it back and he still was cool. Kept saying, "Jerry, get me outta here!" I thought I'd be just as good security for him and help his writing staff offering up some new dilemmas.

[robertlouis]

Springer came to a place I worked and was nice as Hell. I shook his hand and refused to give it back and he still was cool. Kept saying, "Jerry, get me outta here!" I thought I'd be just as good security for him and help his writing staff offering up some new dilemmas.

I don't know if you caught his programme in the Who Do You Think You Are strand on the BBC. Excellent.

[MacShreach]

There is definitely a scat thing going on in the forums this week...is it the time of year? Anyway I prefer to be private if I have to go poopoo and I vastly prefer if she does too. Although I confess I still get a really childish kick if she pees standing up while chatting over her shoulder. Sorry. I know. Puerile. Just can't help it.

[Dino Velvet]

I'm probably the most guilty influence as I smear poo on the board the most often.

[Ms.Stepford]

I don't mind if a guy talks while he sits on the toilet. I think there are better uses for our time together, but that's his own business. It's at least a positive indicator that he doesn't want me anywhere near his butt. A little less quesswork is always nice.

I would definitely not have to poo around a client.

[Dino Velvet]

The sound of him forcing one out plus the inevitable splash must be unnerving.

[Prospero]

Actually I would close the bathroom door whoever was around. Private.

[Prospero]

There is a part of Dino that is forever an 11-year-old fascinated by toilet talk.

[Dino Velvet]

There is a part of Dino that is forever an 11-year-old fascinated by toilet talk.

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[buttslinger]

Hey, there are times when all of us feel like an eleven year old......

[Cecil Rhodes]

No ...... if I did then we could not have a Golden Shower & Cleveland Steamers .

[Dino Velvet]

No ...... if I did then we could not have a Golden Shower & Cleveland Steamers .

If she tells you to close the door demand a discount... unless she's in there with 'ya.


I like to trap a gal in the shower and give her one of my patented wet dairy flutter farts with my hand firmly keeping the door closed.http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/customprofilepics/profilepic3632_1.gif

[Cecil Rhodes]

Springer came to a place I worked and was nice as Hell. I shook his hand and refused to give it back and he still was cool. Kept saying, "Jerry, get me outta here!" I thought I'd be just as good security for him and help his writing staff offering up some new dilemmas.

Was his check good ?

[Cecil Rhodes]

You are a true gentleman, Prospero. But we knew that already. :whistle:

Yes, but when he's in The Loo, Taking a Number Two, He blames it on You .... Robert Looo --- uis

Weird Science - When Gary Slaps Wyatt - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3Z5GLi06BY&feature=player_detailpage)

[Dino Velvet]

Was his check good ?

I have no idea. He came in with his manager or someone who seemed like that. Saw him on the way in and out and visited his table for a bit. Springer must have some strange meetings with people in the street. I have good memories of a guy who put up with me.

[Cecil Rhodes]

I have no idea. He came in with his manager or someone who seemed like that. Saw him on the way in and out and visited his table for a bit. Springer must have some strange meetings with people in the street. I have good memories of a guy who put up with me.

Jerry got arrested for writing a bad check to a prostitute around the time he was mayor .

[Dino Velvet]

Jerry got arrested for writing a bad check to a prostitute around the time he was mayor .

That's right. How dumb was that?

http://www.syracusenewtimes.com/newyork/imgs/media.images/3751/film_springercowboy.jpg

[Cecil Rhodes]

About as dumb as being the Masculine Feminist on Married With Children ..... lol

[lixx]

erm, isn't it just common courtesy to close the door?

I don't think an escort really wants to hear or even see a client go for a piss or shit lol..

[Dino Velvet]

erm, isn't it just common courtesy to close the door?

I don't think an escort really wants to hear or even see a client go for a piss or shit lol..

Shit, no. Piss might be grey area.

[robertlouis]

Shit, no. Piss might be grey area.

If your piss is grey, go see a doctor, quick! :hide-1:

[Dino Velvet]

If your piss is grey, go see a doctor, quick! :hide-1:

If your piss is grey you might be dead.

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[lixx]

Shit, no. Piss might be grey area.

depends. some people don't like to hear even piss splash sounds.

[sukumvit boy]

A few years back ,when the "RED SHIRTS" demonstrators closed Bangkok Suvarnabhumi airport two days before I was booked to fly to Thailand , I found myself in Phuket.
I much prefer Bangkok , except for the beaches ,of course.
Anyway , it was the wee hours , I couldn't sleep , so I went out to one of those open-air
bars on the street by my hotel.
I spied this stunning hot young ladyboy walking the street. I could tell right off that this girl spelled trouble. An 'operator', if you know what I mean. My punters' radar alarm bells were all going off.
But she was so hot and naughty looking , I had to have her!
I took her to a 'short-time' hotel. Another thing I don't like about Phuket , in Bangkok all my favorite hotels are 'girl-friendly'.
In the room there was something cagey about her, and I noticed an unnatural interest in my round the neck style money pouch.
Than she starts with the "showah" thing . I was freshly showered ,with new clothes after
swimming all fucking day, whereas she'd been out on the hot Thailand streets peddling her ass all night. I knew she wanted me to go to the bathroom. I was already undressed and all my stuff was on a chair by the bed.
So I figured ,"fuck this , I'm going to bring this shit to an abrupt conclusion".
So I went to the bathroom ,closed the door, counted to 7 and rushed out and back to the chair by the bed.
Sure enough ,there she was , trying to figure out how to open my money pouch.
I tossed her onto the bed and brought our little encounter to a close by giving her a
hard ass fucking.
I'm usually not rough with girls , but for some strange reason , I got off on it with this sneaky little vixen.

So , no I don't close the door to shit , unless my shit's with me.

[Willie Escalade]

depends. some people don't like to hear even piss splash sounds.
Depends. For people who don't like to hear even piss splash sounds. :party:

[buckjohnson]

to paraphrase bill simmons: these are HA members:


A few years back ,when the "RED SHIRTS" demonstrators closed Bangkok Suvarnabhumi airport two days before I was booked to fly to Thailand , I found myself in Phuket.
I much prefer Bangkok , except for the beaches ,of course.
Anyway , it was the wee hours , I couldn't sleep , so I went out to one of those open-air
bars on the street by my hotel.
I spied this stunning hot young ladyboy walking the street. I could tell right off that this girl spelled trouble. An 'operator', if you know what I mean. My punters' radar alarm bells were all going off.
But she was so hot and naughty looking , I had to have her!
I took her to a 'short-time' hotel. Another thing I don't like about Phuket , in Bangkok all my favorite hotels are 'girl-friendly'.
In the room there was something cagey about her, and I noticed an unnatural interest in my round the neck style money pouch.
Than she starts with the "showah" thing . I was freshly showered ,with new clothes after
swimming all fucking day, whereas she'd been out on the hot Thailand streets peddling her ass all night. I knew she wanted me to go to the bathroom. I was already undressed and all my stuff was on a chair by the bed.
So I figured ,"fuck this , I'm going to bring this shit to an abrupt conclusion".
So I went to the bathroom ,closed the door, counted to 7 and rushed out and back to the chair by the bed.
Sure enough ,there she was , trying to figure out how to open my money pouch.
I tossed her onto the bed and brought our little encounter to a close by giving her a
hard ass fucking.
I'm usually not rough with girls , but for some strange reason , I got off on it with this sneaky little vixen.

So , no I don't close the door to shit , unless my shit's with me.

[Dino Velvet]

So , no I don't close the door to shit , unless my shit's with me.

Those are some wise words, my friend.

[MacShreach]

A few years back ,when the "RED SHIRTS" demonstrators closed Bangkok Suvarnabhumi airport two days before I was booked to fly to Thailand , I found myself in Phuket.
I much prefer Bangkok , except for the beaches ,of course.
Anyway , it was the wee hours , I couldn't sleep , so I went out to one of those open-air
bars on the street by my hotel.
I spied this stunning hot young ladyboy walking the street. I could tell right off that this girl spelled trouble. An 'operator', if you know what I mean. My punters' radar alarm bells were all going off.
But she was so hot and naughty looking , I had to have her!
I took her to a 'short-time' hotel. Another thing I don't like about Phuket , in Bangkok all my favorite hotels are 'girl-friendly'.
In the room there was something cagey about her, and I noticed an unnatural interest in my round the neck style money pouch.
Than she starts with the "showah" thing . I was freshly showered ,with new clothes after
swimming all fucking day, whereas she'd been out on the hot Thailand streets peddling her ass all night. I knew she wanted me to go to the bathroom. I was already undressed and all my stuff was on a chair by the bed.
So I figured ,"fuck this , I'm going to bring this shit to an abrupt conclusion".
So I went to the bathroom ,closed the door, counted to 7 and rushed out and back to the chair by the bed.
Sure enough ,there she was , trying to figure out how to open my money pouch.
I tossed her onto the bed and brought our little encounter to a close by giving her a
hard ass fucking.
I'm usually not rough with girls , but for some strange reason , I got off on it with this sneaky little vixen.

So , no I don't close the door to shit , unless my shit's with me.

Haha great yarn. Only been to Phuket once and wasn't too keen. I like BKK too. I don't mind Pattaya, it's kinda grown on me, bit like Blackpool with ladyboys instead of those stupid lights...But every time is different there.