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SpoogeMonkey
05-19-2013, 04:06 PM
Who would win in a fight

Zachary quinto vs benedict cumbersnatch
The puffer won this one

Quentin crisp v godzilla

No chance for the pink haired queeny, his sartorial wit crunched by a reptilian foot the size of a car

MacShreach
05-19-2013, 04:20 PM
Fuck there was me going, 'Shit break out the beer and crisps' and it's just you taking the piss LOL I will get you back....

Willie Escalade
05-20-2013, 02:19 AM
Hmm...a gay offensive lineman versus a straight golfer? Gotta think about THAT one...

EvaCassini
05-20-2013, 02:27 AM
Liberaci v. George W. Bush ?!?!?!?!?!


but....there's a twist...

Liberaci is a cyborg ...and...Dubya is genetically enhanced with donkey DNA!!!!!

YOU DECIDE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Willie Escalade
05-20-2013, 03:04 AM
Liberace would still kick his ass

RallyCola
05-20-2013, 03:18 AM
Liberaci v. George W. Bush ?!?!?!?!?!


but....there's a twist...

Liberaci is a cyborg ...and...Dubya is genetically enhanced with donkey DNA!!!!!

YOU DECIDE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

since the donkey (democrat) DNA will fight his elephant blood, Dubya would kill himself and Liberaci would kick his ass and then he'd fuck it.

Sir Ian McKellan (i was shocked when i learned gandalf was the gay)
vs
Sir Ian Holm (bilbo)

EvaCassini
05-20-2013, 03:49 AM
since the donkey (democrat) DNA will fight his elephant blood, Dubya would kill himself and Liberaci would kick his ass and then he'd fuck it.

Sir Ian McKellan (i was shocked when i learned gandalf was the gay)
vs
Sir Ian Holm (bilbo)

Hahahaha, nicely done.

Gandalf ANYDAY!!!! :)


Nathan Lane v. fat/old Shatner :p teehee

g@meb0y
05-20-2013, 08:00 AM
Neal Patrick Harris vs. Kurt Russel

EvaCassini
05-20-2013, 10:20 AM
Ellen VS. Oprah!!!

but!

both have lightsabers and they can only be activated and stay active by moaning!

Great mental image eh??? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Willie Escalade
05-20-2013, 10:47 AM
Ellen would win because she has the moves