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Prospero
05-12-2013, 03:01 PM
This is an advert from Birchplace for an escort. Are this simply ludicrously badly photoshopped images? To me they look like avatars copied from Second life or some such site.

http://profiles.birchplace.com/jennymyshe

Willie Escalade
05-12-2013, 03:53 PM
That's not even PaintShop Pro...that's PaintShop Remedial :smh

Abartig
05-12-2013, 05:12 PM
That's not even PaintShop Remedial...that's PaintShop: Nonna Edition :)

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/2656/frescojesus.jpg

GroobyKrissy
05-12-2013, 06:11 PM
I wonder how many clients she actually gets though...?

Stavros
05-12-2013, 06:15 PM
What about the dog in the street photo? It is looking right into the camera.

Saint_Frankenstein
05-12-2013, 09:31 PM
Lol.

tsadriana
05-12-2013, 09:53 PM
Someone dint read the rules properly how to photoshop...imao:mad:

EvaCassini
05-12-2013, 11:29 PM
if a girl needs to use photo shop "that terribly", she shouldn't escort LMAO

Saint_Frankenstein
05-12-2013, 11:33 PM
if a girl needs to use photo shop "that terribly", she shouldn't escort LMAO

Lol. TRUTH. It's hilariously bad. I wonder if it's for real, though. I mean, come on. Is someone really going to go for that? O.o

EvaCassini
05-12-2013, 11:33 PM
It looks a lot more like "FingerPaint by Numbers Tranny Edition"!!! HAHA HA HA :)

Saint_Frankenstein
05-12-2013, 11:38 PM
Lmao

lg775n
05-12-2013, 11:42 PM
What about the dog in the street photo? It is looking right into the camera.

The dog looks a little drunk. It's about to fall

Robertthomas
05-12-2013, 11:43 PM
It looks like it was done on a Etch A Sketch

Saint_Frankenstein
05-12-2013, 11:44 PM
LOL, Robert. Hahahahahaha!

ibanezuk
05-12-2013, 11:46 PM
at least shes not got the standard "my shots are real not fotoshop" line in here profile.

EvaCassini
05-13-2013, 12:12 AM
hahaha that would have been way more funny tho! :)

Saint_Frankenstein
05-13-2013, 12:14 AM
at least shes not got the standard "my shots are real not fotoshop" line in here profile.

At first I thought you were saying she did have that on her profile. Lol.

Sulka_bewitched_me
05-13-2013, 12:14 AM
That's some of the worst attempts at photo editing I've ever laid eyes on. I know I'm dating myself but it looks like Colorforms!

danthepoetman
05-13-2013, 01:06 AM
No no! It's all real: the girl is really two dimensional and flat coloured...

EvaCassini
05-13-2013, 01:10 AM
lmao...more like Fuzzy Felt!

bluesoul
05-13-2013, 03:17 AM
This is an advert from Birchplace for an escort. Are this simply ludicrously badly photoshopped images? To me they look like avatars copied from Second life or some such site.

http://profiles.birchplace.com/jennymyshe

let's not be so harsh. maybe she really looks like that

Sulka_bewitched_me
05-13-2013, 03:54 AM
let's not be so harsh. Maybe she really looks like that
I'm in no way criticizing her appearance. I'm critiquing her ability (or inability as it were) to use photo editing software.:dead: