Grooby Comics Resurrected ... and more?

[GroobySteven]

I thought there might be some of you have hadn't seen the Grooby comics strips of a few years ago ... and to see if there are any comic book artists who'd like to have a go at doing future ones.

Some of these are "in-jokes" but mostly they're based on real experiences in the industry over the past 16+ yrs. I'll add some notes on them if they need an explanation.

If you can do comic strips or larger comic book types, email me admin@grooby.com or show off your work here.

[GroobySteven]

True story (and happened more than once) but on porn shoots especially in Brazil and Thailand with tile floors, there have been a few bad accidents when shooters and performers slip in slime - all you can prayer on the way down, is that "I hope that was only lube".
We've had a male performer knock himself out and I think Damazo (or was it Frank?) broke his toe in Thailand on a spent cum shot.

[GroobySteven]

This is an ongoing joke we've had about one of our ex photographers - a diminutive chap with a love of large cock up his bum. We always thought this would be the way he'd go out!

[GroobySteven]

Absolute true story - Tony Vee and I met these average looking black trannies in a casino bar in Vegas one night, talked to them about doing shemale porn and what we did. Arranged for the shoots and when it got to the point of showing their cocks, they had two big hairy twats! Was a big shock for us ... and how did we tell them we thought they'd have cocks?

[LexusFire]

Excellent!!
There has to be more!!!!

[GroobySteven]

Excellent!!
There has to be more!!!!

Coming ...

[benbutton1]

Haha those two girls sound like dimwits.

I loved the comics you guys used to post. I hope you guys find an artist so you can keep em coming.

[LexusFire]

@seanchai woooohoooo!!!

[TempestTS]

I sent this off to a couple artist friends of mine that might be interested - WOOT!!!

[Willie Escalade]

A few good (and funny) stories have been told to me by a few Grooby photogs...should be interesting!

[Seansxbrand]

I have to thank Rock Doll Tempest for sending me this.
I'd definitely be interested in designing the cartoons/Comics for Grooby :-)

I keep alot of my work posted on FB: http://www.facebook.com/smcnelis1

I love doing comics & just drawing in general whenever I can :-)

[GroobySteven]

A certain photographer and tgirl hound, always seems to get poop on the end of his plumbing. Popular wisdom within the company, suggest his penis is poop scooper shaped.

[Willie Escalade]

A certain photographer and tgirl hound, always seems to get poop on the end of his plumbing. Popular wisdom within the company, suggest his penis is poop scooper shaped.

I'm telling. :p

[GroobySteven]

True story this. Frank and I were shooting a model in LA - cute Vietnamese girl name Kiana for those that can remember.
In the middle of the shoot Frank squats down and a fart slips out - she laughs and the dildo shot out right at him.

[Wendy Summers]

True story this. Frank and I were shooting a model in LA - cute Vietnamese girl name Kiana for those that can remember.
In the middle of the shoot Frank squats down and a fart slips out - she laughs and the dildo shot out right at him.

LMAO - runaway dildos are an occupational hazard IMO

[VictoriaVeil]

True story this. Frank and I were shooting a model in LA - cute Vietnamese girl name Kiana for those that can remember.
In the middle of the shoot Frank squats down and a fart slips out - she laughs and the dildo shot out right at him.

Isn't everything on the internet true? :joke:

[GroobySteven]

This came so close to being the best (or worst) joke I've ever pulled on someone. I was at a friends house and tried to show him something on his computer when the auto-fill on the browser, came up with Asian-Ts, AsianLadyboy, Ladyboy-Ladyboy ... he quickly closed the browser down. This friend had no idea of what my biz was but a quick look in the members list when I got home showed that he'd been a member of the sites for long before we ever met. He was surprised when I told him what I done for a living - and pretty cool about it. So cool in fact, he decided to come to Thailand with us.

While there, he decided to get a tattoo in Thai for his girlfriend (who was American and unable to read it) to show his love for her, with her name in Thai writing. We had a Thai friend write it down instead of "I love ______" as "I love ladboys". The tattooist was already writing it when some nosy girl from the kiosk across told him why he wanted that on his leg and then wrote it properly for him
Close ... but no cigar.

[TatianaSummer]

They seem pretty cool and funny. I want more!

[TatianaSummer]

A certain photographer and tgirl hound, always seems to get poop on the end of his plumbing. Popular wisdom within the company, suggest his penis is poop scooper shaped.

LOLOLOLOL :Bowdown: :dead: :dead:

[Ecstatic]

I remember all these, and yes, a bunch more. Great fun!

[GroobySteven]

Let's just say, there was once a website owner called Chris whom I wasn't particularly fond of ... and sometimes, we do wonder what we're going to find up some girls!

[danthepoetman]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
That's what I'd call nasty.
But for some reason, I still love it... :)

[danthepoetman]

LOLOLOLOL :Bowdown: :dead: :dead:

Well, it happens...
:)
...not a big deal...

[GroobySteven]

The true story on this was that Frank, Louie Damazo and myself were our in the Amazon with a couple of tgirls doing photoshoots ... and Louie had hair at the time which was neither attractive or real looking, in fact, it looked like an orange monkey. We were at an eco-park and a monkey did come down from the tree and try and fuck his head.

Of course underlying this is the fact that some of the hair the girls wear ...

[youngblood61]

Glad to see that the comics are back.:)

[elo]

Fucking funny shit.Especially Nr1,5 and 6.5 literally.:dead:

[GroobySteven]

I think we all know whom A.S. is on her shirt. She turned up in Vegas for some shoots we'd arranged (her second shoot and first hardcore) and was very cool and then a photographer of ours came out of the bathroom, all 400+lb in nothing but a paid of y-fronts. The shock on her face ... and his when I told him to get back in the bathroom and put something on.

[youngblood61]

LOL, that is funny.:)

[danthepoetman]

:lol:
That must be the best one so far. I love it.
You know, in the end, Seanchai, from what it looks like, the lady was pretty courageous: I'm sure I would have run out the door butt naked and screaming into the streets...

[Castor_Troy05]

Haha I remember talking to A.S about this years ago on yahoo. Is still hilarious now

[GroobySteven]

True story ... Buddy picked up a model and on the way back had to sit in her AA meeting before going to a shoot ... and she asked for a drink.

[GroobySteven]

This could apply to the girls as well as the guys. You wouldn't believe some of the photos that we get sent in, that look amazing ... and practically a different person arrives. Sometimes we're committed to shooting with them (especially when someone has traveled an extraordinary way) and other times we have to pay a kill fee. There is nothing worse though than a male performer who claims to be a super stud and then can't get it up.

[Willie Escalade]

You need to post the one from Facebook...that shit was hillarious!

[GroobySteven]

You need to post the one from Facebook...that shit was hillarious!

I think it's here? Which one?

[Willie Escalade]

I think it's here? Which one?

The short director one...my bad, you already posted it! :D

[GroobySteven]

The only artistic license we took on this, was it was Kelly's bum and not Danny's which pushed the emergency button.

[GroobySteven]

Generally we've had great experiences with girls ... except in Brazil, where they feel they can help themselves to anything on the shoots. So we left advertising tshirts around and yep, they all went!

[LexusFire]

I truely love these!!!

[Prospero]

Great cartoons seanchai. Who is the artist?

[evilguy919]

HAHA this stuffs is great! I'm laughing my ass off here, please keep it coming!

[GroobySteven]

Great cartoons seanchai. Who is the artist?

I can't remember :-(

[GroobySteven]

Another totally true story. Arnold decided to eat something prior to the shoot and they were just about to shoot when he got the Bangkok/Bombay belly - or Montezuma's Revenge. The toilet is only one door from the studio and the noises coming from beyond, were unholy.
The model went from being a lovely shade of chocolate to green within minutes but professionally both still done the shoot.

[GroobySteven]

Oh dear ... this one takes a bit of looking at and I'm not going to say who the two hapless guys were (ahem) but both thought they had a ladyboy in EACH hand.
These comedy ladyboys!

[GroobySteven]

It sounded like a great idea until two of the girls got sick - and as there were 20+ of us on a boat out from Rio de Janeiro, we refused to turn around.
Cue - shemale smells sick off the seashore.

[sophiebendable]

Hahahahaha! I love these!

[youngblood61]

Lol!:)

[GroobySteven]

I've played some awesome jokes on Frank over the years but when he said he was considering a vasectomy in Thailand, I had the best. Backhand the surgeon and BOOM BOOM!

Sadly, he's yet to go.

[danthepoetman]

The exotic world of little surprises, Thailand... :lol:

[Ben in LA]

Frank should write a book about his travels...

[Cedricbi01]

... with beautiful pictures ?

[GroobySteven]

I think we can all relate to this one. There has to be millions of names to choose from yet the girls all seem to choose from a pool of about 20 (it's gotten a little better in recent years but at the turn of the century it was either Jade, Vanessa, Tiffany, Chanel, Barbie, China ... and not a Mary in sight!). Then there have to be another million second names but for some reason they insist on Starr, Coxx, Devine or Darling.
YOU'RE TOO LATE - IT'S BEEN DONE.

Domino Presley, Morgan Bailey, Kelly Shore, Sarina Valentina, Yasmin Lee, Annalise Rose, Venus Lux, Kelly Clare, Jacqueline Woods, Hazel Tucker, Amy Daly ... these girls got the message!

[Ben in LA]

My ex wanted to change her name to Mia Davies...but that was too close to the names (plural) of another starlet (guess who).

Those Brazilian gals have great names. And seriously...what ever happened to names like Mary, Beth, Candice...I could go on and on!

[danthepoetman]

If you have a kid, you did it...

Here in particular, is it a case of too much substances or not enough?
Opening an anatomy book or an encyclopedia could be helping, or even just the phone book for an hour or two! An extreme sports magazine! :)

[youngblood61]

I wonder in the TS biz how many girls are named Tiffany?

[francisfkudrow]

And seriously...what ever happened to names like Mary, Beth, Candice...I could go on and on!

There's a TS escort in my area named Candice, but I've never been able to find any reviews of her to find out if she's legit...

http://harrisburg.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/adorable-face-yull-nvr-fgt-super-sexy-24/14274256

[GroobySteven]

Luiz Damazo loves his toys - he always has to be the first to get the latest gadgets and cameras but we were all dreading the advent of HD. As gorgeous as many of the girls are, HD isn't always the kindest and for the first time ever, non-Brazilians could see blonde hairs on Brazil TS's legs as some things that should never have seen the light of day.
We're not big on heavy photoshopping at Grooby ... but we do need to soften a few sets.

[Castor_Troy05]

lol some things definitely require Vaseline on the lens

[GroobySteven]

It's seems endemic that many TS girls I know, simply can't keep money. They spend, spend and spend again on things that they don't really need. Then again, so does my best mate.

[my my my!]

Sean, the last one about not keeping money made me laugh, but sadly that's the story for most of the local girls here.

work it , drink.drug it, work it, buy unnecessary crap, work it, drink.drug it, work it

just an endless cycle of always being broke and having to turn a trick to not get the electricity cut off.

Did you really have to party 4 days out of the 7 day week at about $80-100 per night?

[gimmeurblood]

i absolutely love these comics!

[Cedricbi01]

I totally agree : these comics are just GREAT !

[Ben in LA]

Sean, the last one about not keeping money made me laugh, but sadly that's the story for most of the local girls here.

work it , drink.drug it, work it, buy unnecessary crap, work it, drink.drug it, work it

just an endless cycle of always being broke and having to turn a trick to not get the electricity cut off.

Did you really have to party 4 days out of the 7 day week at about $80-100 per night?
Church!

[GroobySteven]

Bit on an in-joke here for those who know Damazo and his ever changing look.

[GroobySteven]

A bit unfair to the many genuine providers out there - but the amount of bad stories I've heard as well as photographers showing up to shoots where it was clearly a different model ...

[Anubis1779]

This is the best post I've seen in a long time! Thanks for sharing these and I hope you find another artist to keep them going.

[GroobySteven]

True story.

I won't mention the name of the tgirl as she's quite well known in Los Angeles - only her initials L.L.