Watermelon Sodomy

[Wendy Summers]

This past weekend I was a performer and guest at Twisted World: Divine Decadence - a NY region geeky kink event. My piece "Watermelon Sodomy" was one of the highlights of the weekend (and one of the best attended performances). I filmed it, originally intending only to give it to my website members, but reception was so positive at the event, I'm making the full performance freely available.

To set your expectations properly: this really isn't porn; it's performance art with an emphasis on humor. Trust me -- you'l never look at a watermelon the same again.

Hopefully you'll dig it.

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[lifeisfiction]

Wendy I am appalled of what you did. I speaking as a member of the Watermelon Trust Foundation (WTF) about your treatment and ill respect to your fellow fruit. Your arousing act, demonstrates the abomination and atrocity people commit towards water melons. I hope your actions will be truly dealt with. I feel that I can no longer support a person whose actions demoralize fruit. I am truly hurt.

[Wendy Summers]

Wendy I am appalled of what you did. I speaking as a member of the Watermelon Trust Foundation (WTF) about your treatment and ill respect to your fellow fruit. Your arousing act, demonstrates the abomination and atrocity people commit towards water melons. I hope your actions will be truly dealt with. I feel that I can no longer support a person whose actions demoralize fruit. I am truly hurt.

I made sure it consented first :p lol

[lifeisfiction]

If its not a signed consent, then I don't buy it. I am keeping my eye on you young lady and my hand never mind, my hand isn't a concern.

[WendyWilliams]

YOU USED A STRAP-ON, that don't count!
................ I demand you do it with your penis LOL Thought that could be hard and painful LITERALLY

[Wendy Summers]

YOU USED A STRAP-ON, that don't count!
................ I demand you do it with your penis LOL Thought that could be hard and painful LITERALLY

LOL - sadly NJ state laws wouldn't let me ACTUALLY fuck it in public. -- although I did try it before the show ;). The trick is to cut and prepare it a few hours earlier so it softens before you begin to fuck it. Just don't ask how I know this... lol

[LexusFire]

LOL - sadly NJ state laws wouldn't let me ACTUALLY fuck it in public. -- although I did try it before the show ;). The trick is to cut and prepare it a few hours earlier so it softens before you begin to fuck it. Just don't ask how I know this... lol

You really do learn something new everyday!! :)

[VictoriaVeil]

congrats on crossing into fucking multiple fruits..... Cant wait for you to toss the salads next.....

:cheers:

[buttslinger]

Hey Wendy, GALLAGHER CALLED! He wants his act back!!

[SXFX]

huh?

[shermanwt]

That's one way to make a fruit smoothie you won't see at Orange Julius. On another note, the cantaloupe I was eating while watching is now jealous and is demanding more than just oral from me.

[moonunit7]

Great Job!
Tonight Show is next!

[robertlouis]

I'll never be able to listen to the Kinks singing Watermelon Sunset in quite the same way ever again.....

[buttslinger]

Hey Wendy, GALLAGHER CALLED! He wants his act back!!

RETRACTION: Ms Summers did indeed make a Gallagher reference which I missed and for that I apologize....

[Chase_Mcthirsty]

Wow...that was hot!

I'm speechless.

[johnb]

I would prefer watermelon sodomy, as opposed to watermelon inside of me

[Rusty Eldora]

Wendy, Wendy, Wendy - what will we do with you

or the more important question - what will you do to us.

[Wendy Summers]

huh?

Yep - I knew you would not get this... lolz


That's one way to make a fruit smoothie you won't see at Orange Julius. On another note, the cantaloupe I was eating while watching is now jealous and is demanding more than just oral from me.

hahaha


Great Job!
Tonight Show is next!

Thanks - I do enjoy getting to do comedic performances.


I'll never be able to listen to the Kinks singing Watermelon Sunset in quite the same way ever again.....

Yep - I've ruined a lot of watermelon-y things with this video.


RETRACTION: Ms Summers did indeed make a Gallagher reference which I missed and for that I apologize....

Mallets were my enemy.


Wow...that was hot!

I'm speechless.

Well then maybe we should fill your mouth with some watermelon?


I would prefer watermelon sodomy, as opposed to watermelon inside of me

LOL - folks did ask if I was fucking the watermelon or taking it up my ass.


Wendy, Wendy, Wendy - what will we do with you

or the more important question - what will you do to us.

What you can't tell what I want to do ;)

[Prospero]

Now before working up to a big watermelon what other fruit have you had sex with (apart from that wonderful throwaway remark about the gay guy.... don't think we missed that).

Did you start small - with maybe grapes or blackberries and work your way up via Apples and pears? What next then? C'mon bring it on - how about a Gang bang with a buncha tomatoes. (Tomarhtoes).

Maybe you could pretend its necrophilia by tackling a Durian fruit.

[theone1982]

Yes, but when are we going to see the watermelon fuck you Wendy?! :dancing:

[Seansxbrand]

Awesomely different! I enjoyed it :)

[francisfkudrow]

My first thought was that "Watermelon Sodomy" would be a cool name for a band, but then I reconsidered. It would be a better name for an album.