Sorry about the wasted sperm...

[Vicki Richter]

I wanted to apologize to all the HA men who I have assisted in you milking out your little helpless sperms. I was thinking of the billions of sperms that I have caused to meet an untimely demise over the years. It's just mean. They didn't ask to be pumped out into the cold world.

[arena95]

:oops:

[Trogdor]

:lol: :mrgreen: :slimer :peanutbutter

[Ecstatic]

Sure they did! Everytime I see your pic, I can hear them clamouring: "Me! Me! Pick me!" So you see, Vicki, it's really what they want. ;)

[hung4real2002]

:jerkoff there goes 100,000 more victum's. :cry: I'm such a murdurer because of you Vicki.

[hondarobot]

As you know, I've not really watched a lot of your movies, maybe five that I can think of off hand. But I was planning my morning wank session today and thought "what the hell, I'll check out that Big Ass Shemale scene with you and Danielle Foxxx everyone keeps talking about". It's now available on Big Ass Shemale Allstars (plug).

That was a fuckin fantastic scene. I actually came too soon first time through, then finished watching it and came again. You are unbelievably sexy and watching you perform is very hot (stress releaving as well). I also think you're a great girl in lots of other ways, like I've told you on many occasions, and I think you will take the Best Performer at AVN again next year. Maybe if things work out on my end by then I'll see ya there, if I can make the trip.

And then you'll try to get me to jump into a pool, and I'll threaten to start crying, and you'll get a towel with a hole in it. . .hehe

Make more movies! We are a pretty horny bunch, ya know.

:P

[CaliBoy951]

Vicki there is no need to apologize......just promise us that you are going to continue showing us your awesome body!!! I know I have said it before, but I will say it again......"I feel like a dog in a hubcap factory looking at all the sexy women in here"!!!!!!!

[CaliBoy951]

Vicki there is no need to apologize......just promise us that you are going to continue showing us your awesome body!!! I know I have said it before, but I will say it again......"I feel like a dog in a hubcap factory looking at all the sexy women in here"!!!!!!!

[trish]

Vicki said


I wanted to apologize to all the HA men who I have assisted in you milking out your little helpless sperms.

(pouting) You should apologize to all the girls too!

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

taking seed out and putting your own in
-priceless

[blahblahblah]

Oh no. You are one of those girls that are simply too gorgeous to be used as wanking material. You are simply worth more than that. Yes, i know that you are a porn star, but since i also know that you're doing that only in order to maintain and improve your beauty which is an expensive thing to do, i give you all the credits anyway. One thing is for sure: you should have been born as a GG, the big guy from above committed a terrible mistake in your case. It feels so unfair.

[MDinMD]

No apologies needed - there's always plenty!

[drock]

I wanted to apologize to all the HA men who I have assisted in you milking out your little helpless sperms. I was thinking of the billions of sperms that I have caused to meet an untimely demise over the years. It's just mean. They didn't ask to be pumped out into the cold world.

LOL Im sure they'd rather be pumped into your nice ass. :D :)

[Felicia Katt]

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them

I'm a Roman Catholic
And have been since before I was born
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm

You don't have to be a six footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came, because

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found


Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care

Every sperm is useful
Every sperm is fine
God needs everybody's
Mine, and mine, and mine

Let the pagans spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill and plain
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain

:)

FK

[stillies77]

you can waste your sperm in my mouth to make it up to me if you'd like :)

[hondarobot]

Hehe. . . great post Felicia. I think the only real reason to "spill some sperm" is because a person is really turned on, and that's a complicated deal as well.

I actually think that would be a great thread. . .what makes a person cum? There's lots of factors involved, regardless of gender, sexual preference, or whatever.

I like dirty stories, presented as such or imagined personally, but that's just me.

[specialk]

Vickie I'm not one to waist much in this life, so I'm popcorning my ceilings here at home......Thanks for the insperation. :lol:

[lmw222001]

That's what sperm was invented for.

[Vicki Richter]

Do you think that sperm live longer in a mouth or ass? I am curious... And to Tina who posted "what about the girls too"... well that is just hot.

Luv you all,

V

[Canucklehead]

Well Vicki, I think of it as a public service. Thanks to your HOT pics, I know that my plumbing still works
:claps :peanutbutter :peanutbutter :claps
:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

[scorpion]

I think they gonna live the same time...If you swallow else they gonna be older in the ass :roll:
Scorpion

[ezed]

Vicki, don't worry toots, there's plenty more where that came from! Step up to the pump and select Ethel or Hi-Test and begin pumping!

And Felicia, see below!

[Felicia Katt]

Thanks Ed, too bad we can't have a clip, thats one of the funniest musical numbers ever

FK

[Trogdor]

Do you think that sperm live longer in a mouth or ass? I am curious... And to Tina who posted "what about the girls too"... well that is just hot.

Luv you all,

V

I think that outta be your slogan.

PAris Hilton retired her slogan of "That's hot", with "That's sexy", so you outta what "That is just hot" for yourself now :idea: :peanutbutter :slimer

[scorpion]

I get always a strong feeling that I would like to fucking doggystyle when I see your avatar Vicky. :D
scorpion

[BeardedOne]

Every sperm is sacred

Of course, we re-Pythonized it to double usage with "Every Spam is sacred", but that's another story. :lol:

To paraphrase Jay Leno's Doritos ads:

"You keep wankin', we'll make more!"

:wink:

[Hugh Jarrod]

Well dammit gurl! You should be sorry, just look at what you're waisting for God's sake!

[stillies77]

Ask and ye shall recieve...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8

[BeardedOne]

Ask and ye shall recieve...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8

:lol:

It's been ages since I've seen that flick. A priceless and timeless scene. :lol:

[stillies77]

i love that song...i really love the beginning with the file cabinet pirates its so hilarious!

[Hugh Jarrod]

Love it right before that song when the lady drops a baby while washing dishes and says "Get that for me will ya?"

[Felicia Katt]

Ask and ye shall recieve...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8

oh thank you!! I love that scene and movie, I really should get a DVD.

FK

[OutlawKind]

Yes, Vicki darlin', due to you, Carmen Cruz, Allanah, and a few others I've wiped entire civilizations off my chest with a gym sock. (line stolen from the late great Bill Hicks)

[Vicki Richter]

That last comment was funny.