What is the weirdest thing you have ever stuck up your own arse (or someone else's)?

[Fancy fancy]

:salad

[Fancy fancy]

Malt Whiskey

[Prospero]

Nothing weird. One girl i used to know gave the most wonderful fizzy blow jobs with a mouthful of champagne.

[Jericho]

A rubber-chew dog bone (with bell), then i lead her around the room on a lead.

[Prospero]

Her, Jericho? A dog or a girl?

[Jericho]

A girl, you gimp!
I do like to keep it within my own species! :shrug

[Prospero]

Now that conjours up one very-very strange image Jericho. Got any pictures to share with us?

[GroobySteven]

A barbie doll.

[Jericho]

Well, as it happens....No, no, perhaps not...She's the vindictive type, and I've grown fond of having my testicles attached to my body

[Prospero]

A Barbie Doll seanchai... that sounds dodgy with all the bits that might come up and get lodged up there.

[GroobySteven]

A Barbie Doll seanchai... that sounds dodgy with all the bits that might come up and get lodged up there.

Ask Danni Evangelista - it might still be there.

[Prospero]

ahhh it was up Danni's arse... not yours. I forgot that bit of the OP's headline. LOL

[robertlouis]

I stuck a Dinky truck up my brother's arse. He was four, I was two.

[Prospero]

Sounds painful. A Matchbox toy would have been better.

[robertlouis]

Sounds painful. A Matchbox toy would have been better.

Did you do your own childhood experimentation then? :dancing:

Lego anyone?

[bassman2546]

Her, Jericho? A dog or a girl?

Fair question. I wondered the same based on the wording.

[Prospero]

Er no - never had any childhood yearnings to shove any sort of toy up my arse. And even today I hate adult toys up there. Only the safely gift wrapped living version attached to beautiful girls thanks very much.

[SuzySnappz]

Louisville Slugger

[Gillian]

If you ask any A&E doctor or nurse, they'll tell you it's not the objects stuck up arses themselves that make them laugh, but the ridiculous stories the patients come up with to explain their presence ... :D

[Willie Escalade]

I've heard of a person pouring wet cement in the turd tunnel...

[bluesoul]

can someone please ring tvkim and make her aware of this thread?

[LexusFire]

I was able to put half a cordial bottle up one of my ex's ass.
She could almost pour a drink :)

[VictoriaVeil]

mmmm The Grenade was interesting....

[tvkim]

can someone please ring tvkim and make her aware of this thread?

I'm way ahead of you!

22 hard boiled eggs was a tight fit but up they all went into my cavernous butt hole, followed by a good mashing up with some huge dildos!

I was pooping eggs for days, cluck-cluck!

[bluesoul]

22 hard boiled eggs was a tight fit but up they all went into my cavernous butt hole, followed by a good mashing up with some huge dildos!

I was pooping eggs for days, cluck-cluck!

http://oi47.tinypic.com/dg5fd4.jpg

[Quiet Reflections]

I have put my fist, vodka, and wine in a girls ass however in college I saw pickles and hotdogs put in asses at the frat house.

[Jericho]

I'm way ahead of you!
22 hard boiled eggs was a tight fit

....

[Dino Velvet]

Martha Stewart's Egg Salad (http://www.food.com/recipe/martha-stewarts-egg-salad-115961)
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/1/2007/12/medium_joantrump_defamer.flv.jpg

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/attachment.php?attachmentid=573467&stc=1&d=1365887349

[runround04]

Sword, handle first and only to the hilt.

[natina]

Eddie Murphy - Boogie In Your Butt (with lyrics)
Eddie Murphy - Boogie In Your Butt (with lyrics) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TkAZ7T6ZDw)



http://www.metrolyrics.com/boogie-in-your-butt-lyrics-eddie-murphy.html

:salad

[Willie Escalade]

Whew...Jesus Christ!

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