So if I had a major meltdown

[Wendy Summers]

and sounded like the crazy tranny porn star I ought to be... will you still respect me in the morning?

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/58/image_99076.jpg

[timid1]

Oh yes! Nice pic btw x

[ed_jaxon]

Depends

[GroobyKrissy]

Ummm... "still" ??

[BlueTrapsRed]

"A Beautiful Mind"

Summer style

[up_for_it]

Like the hat, used to have one just like it...

[Wendy Summers]

Depends

You've confused me with Sadie Hawkins


Ummm... "still" ??

Go fuck yourself slutbag... oh wait! :dancing:


Like the hat, used to have one just like it...

You took it off? o.O

[ed_jaxon]

:kiss:Oh you just stepped all over my punchline

[Wendy Summers]

Oh you just stepped all over my punchline

I think I've walked all over you since the day we first met, no? :geek:

[VictoriaVeil]

I think I've walked all over you since the day we first met, no? :geek:


must be a carpenter... lay the wood and walk all over it.

[ed_jaxon]

I just laid down on my back because I did not trust you behind me.

[Wendy Summers]

must be a carpenter... lay the wood and walk all over it.

I thought we established earlier today - it's been a while since I've done any laying.

[Wendy Summers]

I just laid down on my back because I did not trust you behind me.

Getting laid -- you're doing it wrong.

[ed_jaxon]

you need to find slower prey.

[ed_jaxon]

my momma always told me that if I went to jail just lie on my back and shake uncontrolably and then they leave you alone.

[Wendy Summers]

you need to find slower prey.

But... I like challenges.

[VictoriaVeil]

I think I've walked all over you since the day we first met, no? :geek:


I thought we established earlier today - it's been a while since I've done any laying.


that can be fixed readily enough.... :yingyang:

[Wendy Summers]

my momma always told me that if I went to jail just lie on my back and shake uncontrolably and then they leave you alone.

The best defense is a good offense. Pick the biggest guy in the yard and announce to him you're his new bitch. Everyone else will leave you alone.

[robertlouis]

I thought we established earlier today - it's been a while since I've done any laying.

Jesus! You're a CHICKENNNN?????

[Saint_Frankenstein]

Yes, dear.

[TempestTS]

Everything looks normal to me...

Whats the problem? :crazy




and sounded like the crazy tranny porn star I ought to be... will you still respect me in the morning?

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/58/image_99076.jpg

[Rusty Eldora]

and sounded like the crazy tranny porn star I ought to be... will you still respect me in the morning?

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/58/image_99076.jpg

Not sure about the respect part, but I will adore you in the morning.

[up_for_it]

You took it off? o.O

Actually, the FBI took it off for me- apparently tin foil doesn't block their satellites. They took my collection of urine jars and decapitated dolls too. But thats ok, I've moved on now...

[Stavros]

You could always give up your dissolute lifestyle and join the daughters of the American Revolution....no?

http://club.quizkerala.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/890.jpg

[reinhardt.lane]

'They're coming to take me away ha ha', crazy? Or 'Fluoride in the water is secretly government control', crazy?

either way, sure.

[Wendy Summers]

Jesus! You're a CHICKENNNN?????

Do you even know what a chicken sounds like?
#arresteddevelopment'd


Everything looks normal to me...

Whats the problem? :crazy

I learned it from watching you!


Not sure about the respect part, but I will adore you in the morning.

Yes, but will you relieve my morning wood?


Actually, the FBI took it off for me- apparently tin foil doesn't block their satellites. They took my collection of urine jars and decapitated dolls too. But thats ok, I've moved on now...

LOL


You could always give up your dissolute lifestyle and join the daughters of the American Revolution....no?

Mom? o.O

http://club.quizkerala.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/890.jpg


'They're coming to take me away ha ha', crazy? Or 'Fluoride in the water is secretly government control', crazy?

either way, sure.

A lil' of both.

[Rusty Eldora]

Yes, but will you relieve my morning wood?

It would be an honor and a privilege to carresse, suck, stroke, pleasure and take your morning wood for every drop until it was totally relived and you had a huge smile.

[TempestTS]

I learned it from watching you!




You Dont want to Follow Me - Im Hopelessly Lost but making excellent time...

[BiBoyinBeantown]

You Dont want to Follow Me - Im Hopelessly Lost but making excellent time...

"Not all those who wander are lost."
--J.R.R. Tolkien

[Tits McButts]

If you go crazy, I'd still be 'nutty' for you, Wendy.
That means I'd take full advantage.


http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/111937531/30616990

[Wendy Summers]

"Not all those who wander are lost."
--J.R.R. Tolkien

I'm pretty sure Tempest was lost years ago... lol


If you go crazy, I'd still be 'nutty' for you, Wendy.
That means I'd take full advantage.


http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/111937531/30616990


Nutty huh? So I can smear you with peanut butter and lick it off?

[LexusFire]

I wonder what colour Ms. Summers would be if she did melt...

[Wendy Summers]

I wonder what colour Ms. Summers would be if she did melt...

Given all the tootsie pops I suck on, I'm a creamy brown inside.