Am I fucked up in the head?

[Wendy Summers]

I've come to the conclusion just about everything in life is sexualized. Maybe it's just me. But here's a case in point: The Haynes Auto repair manual for my Saturn S-series car. Just reading through a passage makes me realized how sexualized auto repair can be.

So watch this and let me know... I am reading word for word from the manual. Am I fucked up in the head for thinking this is sexual?

Wendy Summers Non Erotic Erotica Episode 1: Haynes Saturn Repair Manual - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNp2QxbMZPw)

[tommy001]

Wendy, I'm going to do some auto repairing myself. There's one tool i need and you have it. Please cum and help me with the work!

[Wendy Summers]

Wendy, I'm going to do some auto repairing myself. There's one tool i need and you have it. Please cum and help me with the work!

I AM an expert on trannies.

:banana::banana::banana:

[tommy001]

I AM an expert on trannies.

:banana::banana::banana:

It could turn into a long repair job lol

[Wendy Summers]

It could turn into a long repair job lol

Don't worry - I'll be sure to lube your chassis and rotate your tires ;).

[Rusty Eldora]

I am sure you are an expert at stick shifting and enjoy performing lube checks and tuneups. After the service, the road test includes hard climbs and revving the throttle.

[Saint_Frankenstein]

Well, it's a subjective thing. I guess it says more about you than the object in question - an auto repair manual. Lol.

As Freud said, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. :p

[Wendy Summers]

I am sure you are an expert at stick shifting and enjoy performing lube checks and tuneups. After the service, the road test includes hard climbs and revving the throttle.

Do I need to take you for a test drive? :)


Well, it's a subjective thing. I guess it says more about you than the object in question - an auto repair manual. Lol.

As Freud said, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. :p

Here on Hung Angels I'm pretty sure the cigar is never a cigar ;)... or so we decided when I did my therapist set

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/73/image_99874.jpg

[GroobyKrissy]

Ummm... the naked picture in this thread seems to be missing...?

[Saint_Frankenstein]

Here on Hung Angels I'm pretty sure the cigar is never a cigar ;)... or so we decided when I did my therapist set


Oh, yeah? Well, in that case, I'd "sit down" for you any day. ;)

[shermanwt]

To think, all this time I've been searching the web for good porn when it was sitting in the glove box of my car the whole time. Hmmm, glove box??? Excuse me, I need to, um, go for a ride....

[Wendy Summers]

Ummm... the naked picture in this thread seems to be missing...?

Sigh - here's me in my library - and by library I mean by my bookshelves... do you like my stacks? ;)

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/47/image_39822.jpg



Oh, yeah? Well, in that case, I'd "sit down" for you any day. ;)

I'd rather have you lie on my couch for a little "hands on" therapy.



To think, all this time I've been searching the web for good porn when it was sitting in the glove box of my car the whole time. Hmmm, glove box??? Excuse me, I need to, um, go for a ride....

Shall I put my keys in your ignition?

[shermanwt]

[QUOTE=Shall I put my keys in your ignition?[/QUOTE]

Lol, I prefer to drive, so you can sit right back and enjoy the ride. And by sit right back I mean bend over and prop your ass up. :D

[Wendy Summers]

Lol, I prefer to drive, so you can sit right back and enjoy the ride. And by sit right back I mean bend over and prop your ass up. :D

I do enjoy getting a good ride ;)

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/85/image_94463.jpg

[shermanwt]

I do enjoy getting a good ride ;)

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/85/image_94463.jpg

'atta girl. :salad

[Saint_Frankenstein]

I'd rather have you lie on my couch for a little "hands on" therapy.

Touch therapy can do wonders in healing psychological issues. I may have to go over just the one hour however.

[Wendy Summers]

Touch therapy can do wonders in healing psychological issues. I may have to go over just the one hour however.

Maybe I ought to commit you to some "in patient" therapy

[Saint_Frankenstein]

Maybe I ought to commit you to some "in patient" therapy

Oh, I might have to be there for days. May also have to use restraint. ;)

[GroobyKrissy]

Sigh - here's me in my library - and by library I mean by my bookshelves... do you like my stacks? ;)

OMG Wendy... do you have to sexualize everything? Even libraries aren't sacred?

BTW... Dark Angel?? Really...? Dark Angel?

[Wendy Summers]

Oh, I might have to be there for days. May also have to use restraint. ;)

Oh we have those... ;)


OMG Wendy... do you have to sexualize everything? Even libraries aren't sacred?

BTW... Dark Angel?? Really...? Dark Angel?


Libraries are sacred to me -- I consecrated the ground there VERY carefully ;)

And of course Dark Angel - it was an awesome series - one of my all-time favorites.

[Saint_Frankenstein]

Oh we have those... ;)

I'm all yours then, doctor. Do with me what you will. My health and healing are in your hands.

[GroobyKrissy]

And of course Dark Angel - it was an awesome series - one of my all-time favorites.

I definitely thought Jessica Alba was a cutie in it but just couldn't get past the plot holes... like this all powerful organization hunting her couldn't figure out she worked as a bike messenger? I watched the series though until it got cancelled and then I moved on to Birds of Prey :)

[tommy001]

Don't worry - I'll be sure to lube your chassis and rotate your tires ;).

I'll get you on my Hydraulic Jack, blow out any tubes that might be blocked. Play around with your timing, Rub your headlamps then polish your door handle!

[Wendy Summers]

I'm all yours then, doctor. Do with me what you will. My health and healing are in your hands.

I hope by health & healing you mean balls and shaft. ;)

[Wendy Summers]

I definitely thought Jessica Alba was a cutie in it but just couldn't get past the plot holes... like this all powerful organization hunting her couldn't figure out she worked as a bike messenger? I watched the series though until it got cancelled and then I moved on to Birds of Prey :)

After how season 2 ended I was bummed there was no season 3. So many possibilities with where they left it AND it resolved that particular plot hole.


I'll get you on my Hydraulic Jack, blow out any tubes that might be blocked. Play around with your timing, Rub your headlamps then polish your door handle!

Bet my chrome will shine by the time you're done ;)

[Saint_Frankenstein]

I hope by health & healing you mean balls and shaft. ;)

Well, of course. Shaft, anyway. My body and mind are not exactly in alignment. Lol.

[Wendy Summers]

Well, of course. Shaft, anyway. My body and mind are not exactly in alignment. Lol.

I'm beginning to think I need to bring you in for a complete overhaul... where is that Haynes repair manual?

[tommy001]

Wendy is there any big end knock due to premature rod bearing wear. Can you confirm?

[Saint_Frankenstein]

I'm beginning to think I need to bring you in for a complete overhaul... where is that Haynes repair manual?

I agree, doc. My parts are all out of order. :p

[tommy001]

Don't know about you, but i need a complete strip down

[Saint_Frankenstein]

Don't know about you, but i need a complete strip down

Same here. Badly.

[Wendy Summers]

Hahaha sounds like I might need to open up shop here...

I hate to see what the topics will be when I post the political speeches for Non-Erotic Erotica - LOL

[Ecstatic]

I been balling a shiny black steel jack-hammer,
Been chippin up rocks for the great highway,
Live five years if I take my time,
Ballin that jack and a drinkin my wine....

Dark Angel was a great series, although season two rather wandered off the original course. It was set in the near, dystopian future (2019, only 6 years hence). However, it was filmed just prior to the digital photo era, which made one episode rather anachronistic in retropspect: they chased down a stolen 35mm film cartridge, when if it had been filmed maybe 2 years later it would've been a flashcard they were chasing.

[Wendy Summers]

I been balling a shiny black steel jack-hammer,
Been chippin up rocks for the great highway,
Live five years if I take my time,
Ballin that jack and a drinkin my wine....

Dark Angel was a great series, although season two rather wandered off the original course. It was set in the near, dystopian future (2019, only 6 years hence). However, it was filmed just prior to the digital photo era, which made one episode rather anachronistic in retropspect: they chased down a stolen 35mm film cartridge, when if it had been filmed maybe 2 years later it would've been a flashcard they were chasing.

You have evaded the question... am I mentally fucked up for making that video LOL

[Willie Escalade]

I thought being fucked in the head meant a HARDCORE blowjob...

[Wendy Summers]

I thought being fucked in the head meant a HARDCORE blowjob...

Skullfucking Maybe... but this... this:

Wendy Summers Non Erotic Erotica Episode 1: Haynes Saturn Repair Manual - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNp2QxbMZPw)

Says maybe there's something mentally wrong with me.

[robertlouis]

In response to your OP, of course you are, Wendy.

And that's just one of the reasons why we love you.

[SXFX]

Strangest thing I've ever masturbated to.....

[BiBoyinBeantown]

A voice so sexy you'd listen to her read the phone book. (FWIW, I used to have an S-series myself, with probably that identical Haynes workshop manual. Never thought of it as fapping material.)

[Prospero]

I've come to the conclusion just about everything in life is sexualized. Maybe it's just me. But here's a case in point: The Haynes Auto repair manual for my Saturn S-series car. Just reading through a passage makes me realized how sexualized auto repair can be.

So watch this and let me know... I am reading word for word from the manual. Am I fucked up in the head for thinking this is sexual?

Wendy Summers Non Erotic Erotica Episode 1: Haynes Saturn Repair Manual - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNp2QxbMZPw)

Oh no Ms Summers... the eminent Dr Freud of Vienna came to this same conclusion nearly a century ago

[betts]

am I mentally fucked up for making that video LOL


nah, you're just trying too hard.

[LexusFire]

Why must you be fucked up to sexualize everything? I thought we all do it all the time anyway!
How life would be so dull without the innuendo!

[Wendy Summers]

In response to your OP, of course you are, Wendy.

And that's just one of the reasons why we love you.

Huh - I assumed it was for the copious numbers of nekkid pics


Strangest thing I've ever masturbated to.....

:iagree:


A voice so sexy you'd listen to her read the phone book. (FWIW, I used to have an S-series myself, with probably that identical Haynes workshop manual. Never thought of it as fapping material.)

The concept came out of the thought - what would I do if they banned porn as we know it... not a likely scenario, but it's good to know I'd likely still have a career.


Oh no Ms Summers... the eminent Dr Freud of Vienna came to this same conclusion nearly a century ago

I'm a fan of the Freudian slip ;).


nah, you're just trying too hard.

I'm very certain I wasn't hard in this video...


Why must you be fucked up to sexualize everything? I thought we all do it all the time anyway!
How life would be so dull without the innuendo!

I certainly like something in my end... oh!

[LexusFire]

Is the next stage after reading the manual is to bend over, whilst fixing your car with a ratchet and some oil for good measure?

[shermanwt]

Ironically enough, I happen to have a ratchet at the ready.

[Ecstatic]

You have evaded the question... am I mentally fucked up for making that video LOL

When I read the title I had a vision of you getting fucked in the ear or something...fucked up in the head, lol. But no, no more than usual anyway.....

[Wendy Summers]

Is the next stage after reading the manual is to bend over, whilst fixing your car with a ratchet and some oil for good measure?

Actually the next step will be reading from a Rick Santorum speech!


Ironically enough, I happen to have a ratchet at the ready.

So... you got your tool in hand? :geek:


When I read the title I had a vision of you getting fucked in the ear or something...fucked up in the head, lol. But no, no more than usual anyway.....

well thank y... waaaaaait a minute...

:pissed:

:joke:

[VictoriaVeil]

When I read the title I had a vision of you getting fucked in the ear or something...fucked up in the head, lol. But no, no more than usual anyway.....

dont think this is thread is about skull-fucking... lolz :hide-1:

[Wendy Summers]

dont think this is thread is about skull-fucking... lolz :hide-1:

I dunno - I can be a mind fuck.

[shermanwt]

So... you got your tool in hand? :geek:





Yes, in my own hand, unfortunately. Unless, of course, you have someplace else where I can put it. A tool box, perhaps? :)

[kukm4]

Can the next video involve TPS reports?

[Wendy Summers]

It's taken DAYS but finally someone made a Uranus joke about this on twitter.... thanks Seanchai!

[Wendy Summers]

Can the next video involve TPS reports?

That would involve having one to read.

[theone1982]

I'll bet I could get hard just listening to you read the phone book! :D Oooh, say Aaron A. Aaronson again baby! :dancing:

[robertlouis]

Huh - I assumed it was for the copious numbers of nekkid pics



Now Wendy, you need to discriminate between those who lust after your body and those who love you for your mind.

And then, of course, the very select few who love you for both. :jerkoff :geek:

[Rusty Eldora]

I love smart nekked women, in particular ones that know how to shift my stick

[Ecstatic]

It's taken DAYS but finally someone made a Uranus joke about this on twitter.... thanks Seanchai!

That was thanks to me making a comment about men from Mars, women from Venus, and Tgirls from Saturn (usually would've said Uranus, but given the auto repair context...).

[Wendy Summers]

I'll bet I could get hard just listening to you read the phone book! :D Oooh, say Aaron A. Aaronson again baby! :dancing:

Aaaaaand... added to the list of things to shoot


Now Wendy, you need to discriminate between those who lust after your body and those who love you for your mind.

And then, of course, the very select few who love you for both. :jerkoff :geek:

:iagree:


I love smart nekked women, in particular ones that know how to shift my stick

I don't think my Haynes manual gives instructions like that.


That was thanks to me making a comment about men from Mars, women from Venus, and Tgirls from Saturn (usually would've said Uranus, but given the auto repair context...).

But you didn't, did you?

Ecstatic -1
Seanchai +1