Talent Portion Events Of Beauty Pageants That Have Never Been Done

[Dino Velvet]

Put the violin down. Take stem of cherry, put in vagina, tie in knot, pull out and show audience.

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[Stavros]

In the case of transexual beauty pageants, I think anything other than those pointless disco dancing routines would be welcome. They have been doing them for more than two decades now, and it is tedious beyond belief. The Miss International Queen winner (from Japan) a few years ago did magic tricks which would have helped her win as it was original, but other than that I suppose making animals out of balloons might count as something yet to be done....reciting an epic poem...demonstrating cooking skills to the audience? -getting to the judges through a souffle?

[Dino Velvet]

There should be 4 girls and 4 plexiglass boxes. The one who yells, screams, and stomps her feet filling the box full of smartphones first wins. Phone! Phone! Phone! Now! Now! Now!