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TSLexi
03-26-2013, 12:16 AM
Just made GBP50 rubbing my smelly feet over a fat dude while giving him a handjob. Okay...

GroobyKrissy
03-26-2013, 12:47 AM
That is nothing. There is a "Most Unusual Requests" thread or similar on here somewhere. There are some freaky peeps out there... takes all kinds to make this crazy world go 'round!

rockabilly
03-26-2013, 01:12 AM
" And then we throw the dixie cup away ."

completely_nailed
03-26-2013, 01:23 AM
You have to see the humour in a transexual thinking that smelly feet rubbing as a sexual turn on is odd though :D

TSLexi
03-26-2013, 01:49 AM
You have to see the humour in a transexual thinking that smelly feet rubbing as a sexual turn on is odd though :D

I don't get it.

Devilboy
03-26-2013, 02:04 AM
Just made GBP50 rubbing my smelly feet over a fat dude while giving him a handjob. Okay...

Why are you complaining? In one of your previous posts you mention looking forward to escorting....well you're there. No disrespect but people just like what they like.

If you don't like what they like, or at least tolerate it, you should set boundaries or find another line of work. Just sayin'. Again, you shouldn't do anything you are against, but if you agree to it, why complain later?

TSLexi
03-26-2013, 02:05 AM
Why are you complaining? In one of your previous posts you mention looking forward to escorting....well you're there. No disrespect but people just lie what they like.

If you don't like what they like, or at least tolerate it, you should set boundaries or find another line of work. Just sayin'. Again, you shouldn't do anything you are against, but if you agree to it, why complain later?

I just said it was weird...I enjoyed it! I was just saying it was weird!

Tits McButts
03-26-2013, 02:09 AM
I don't get it.

I get it, but that sounds more insulting than funny.

TSLexi
03-26-2013, 02:12 AM
I get it, but that sounds more insulting than funny.

Yeah. I can have my dislikes!

robertlouis
03-26-2013, 04:37 AM
Just made GBP50 rubbing my smelly feet over a fat dude while giving him a handjob. Okay...

Bet that caused consternation in Asda! :dancing:

Xcreet
03-26-2013, 04:39 AM
Well, at least you're going places and getting customers. Where I love sucks when it comes to escorts.

Jdeere562
03-26-2013, 05:03 AM
I'd say you got off lucky. Would you have rather blown the fat dude? Just me guessing at this point. I just can't see me sucking a cock ever. Just me though. No harm intended for any other folks.

completely_nailed
03-26-2013, 05:49 AM
What I meant was...it's hardly the most mainstream thing to transform from a man into a woman, so it's quite funny that you think smelly feet fetish is strange! :D

Prospero
03-26-2013, 11:28 AM
Whatever gets them through the night. An escort once told me she had a regular who like to lie next to her and masturbate while she smoked and dropped cigarette ash in his mouth. When she finished the cigarette she'd drop the still burning end into his mouth and he would cum. (after swallowing the dog end).

Nowt so queer as folk, eh.

TSLexi
03-26-2013, 11:36 AM
Whatever gets them through the night. An escort once told me she had a regular who like to lie next to her and masturbate while she smoked and dropped cigarette ash in his mouth. When she finished the cigarette she'd drop the still burning end into his mouth and he would cum. (after swallowing the dog end).

Nowt so queer as folk, eh.

That'd be my kind of client! I'd love to see what that guy's dentist thinks of him!

Prospero
03-26-2013, 11:37 AM
I like hot chilli and curry - a lighted ciggie i draw the line at!

BiBoyinBeantown
03-27-2013, 06:51 AM
" And then we throw the dixie cup away ."

"Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up."

avazvito
03-27-2013, 09:41 AM
Well, at least you're going places and getting customers. Where I love sucks when it comes to escorts.
And where do you live?

Xcreet
03-27-2013, 10:21 AM
And where do you live?

Augusta, Georgia.

TatianaSummer
03-27-2013, 10:23 AM
Just made GBP50 rubbing my smelly feet over a fat dude while giving him a handjob. Okay...

Get use to it girl, I get $300 for kicking them in their balls.

Prospero
03-27-2013, 10:29 AM
Is that a labour of love, Tatiana?

TatianaSummer
03-27-2013, 10:37 AM
Is that a labour of love, Tatiana?

Actually yes, they even fall in love with me. :heartbroken:

Prospero
03-27-2013, 10:42 AM
Well I have met a few girls who kick you in the balls in the metaphorical sense. But I don't think I'll be volunteering for that "pleasure" in the literal sense anytime soon (or ever).

TatianaSummer
03-27-2013, 10:50 AM
Well I have met a few girls who kick you in the balls in the metaphorical sense. But I don't think I'll be volunteering for that "pleasure" in the literal sense anytime soon (or ever).

well yes its not for everyone you know. Some choose just to do sensual domination and just the basics.

Prospero
03-27-2013, 11:40 AM
I simply don't have the balls to undergo that sort of pleasure Tat.... I'd prefer to take you under my wing as a beautiful and enjoyable companion for evenings of more conventional pleasure. But maybe Vegas isn't that kind of place.