Dear bottoms - why dick pics?

[Wendy Summers]

I've been getting a ton of messages lately from bottoms who seem to think sending me dick pics will make me want to top them. I don't get it. What will those pics accomplish?

If you want to awaken the top in my, showing me your nice ass will go a hell of a lot further than dick pics.

Can someone explains why these bottom boys keep sending them?

Here's a naked pic for your time:

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/79/image_94570.jpg

[martin48]

It's logistics, my dear! Easy to point a camera at your dick than your arse

[Dino Velvet]

You'd think they'd brag about having turds the size of a grain of rice.


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[Wendy Summers]

It's logistics, my dear! Easy to point a camera at your dick than your arse

A man lacking ingenuity is not someone I wanna put my dick inside.

[Ms.Stepford]

Yeah, if you can't take a proper picture of your ass, I have my doubts that you'll be able to figure out how to clean it properly.

[Dino Velvet]

Yeah, if you can't take a proper picture of your ass, I have my doubts that you'll be able to figure out how to clean it properly.

If that can't snap it right they probably don't wipe it right either. Let it go to the voice mail.

[Ms.Stepford]

I can totally talk, because I'm pretty much an expert at both taking pics of my own ass, and cleaning it inside and out.

[amberskyi]

Honestly a guy sending me a pic of him bent over, ass spread just creeps me out

[giovanni_hotel]

Honestly a guy sending me a pic of him bent over, ass spread just creeps me out

Such a prude.:geek:

[Wendy Summers]

Honestly a guy sending me a pic of him bent over, ass spread just creeps me out

So you'd rather get dick pics? #sendsonetoyourinbox

[Prospero]

I worked on a project once involving a members of a tribe from remote highlands in Indonesia, visiting the UK for the first time as part of an anthropological project. The men were much struck by the beauty of Western women. Until they discovered that, instead of washing after visiting the WC westerners used toilet paper. It put them right off - as they decided that we westerners must be indescribably filthy.

They were also much struck by the idea of cashpoints - free money from trees - until they had the concept of banking explained to them.

[Wendy Summers]

I worked on a project once involving a members of a tribe from remote highlands in Indonesia, visiting the UK for the first time as part of an anthropological project. The men were much struck by the beauty of Western women. Until they discovered that, instead of washing after visiting the WC westerners used toilet paper. It put them right off - as they decided that we westerners must be indescribably filthy.

They were also much struck by the idea of cashpoints - free money from trees - until they had the concept of banking explained to them.


I can't disagree with them - the 3 shells would be a more hygenic post-poo cleansing process.

http://www.gadgetteaser.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/058.jpg

[amberskyi]

Such a prude.:geek:

im not a prude at all.just not interested in seeing some dude in the same poses i use lol

[Prospero]

Peronally i find really tight close-up shots of butt holes unappealing however beautiful the girl attached is... and I'm sure it's even worse for the girls seeing some saggy old dude's bumhole.

[amberskyi]

So you'd rather get dick pics? #sendsonetoyourinbox

to be honest i dont care for nude pics much anyway.if im escorting and a guy sends me a pic it usually means he's trolling for a freebie or a time waster.if its a guy im talking to socially they should wait until after we've already had sex before sending me shit like that

[Prospero]

Why would an escort's client send her a nude pic? Baffled (though Amber is probably right that they are angling for a freebie. They gotta be stupid if they think that'd be an inducement).

[Dino Velvet]

I worked on a project once involving a members of a tribe from remote highlands in Indonesia, visiting the UK for the first time as part of an anthropological project. The men were much struck by the beauty of Western women. Until they discovered that, instead of washing after visiting the WC westerners used toilet paper. It put them right off - as they decided that we westerners must be indescribably filthy.

They were also much struck by the idea of cashpoints - free money from trees - until they had the concept of banking explained to them.

We hired a buncha Mayans err somthin' like that for the back of the house. They didn't trust indoor plumbing and pitched their asswipe behind the bowl. Leave it to a Mexican to finally finger the Central Americans to make the conquistadors aware. That was a National Geographic I woulda been happy to miss.

[amberskyi]

Why would an escort's client send her a nude pic? Baffled (though Amber is probably right that they are angling for a freebie. They gotta be stupid if they think that'd be an inducement).

it happens all the time...its soooooo annoying.like do you really think i care how you look? you could look like freedie cruger and im still taking your money lol.
on the flip side you could look like tyson beckford and im still charging your ass

[NightmareX0666]

A man lacking ingenuity is not someone I wanna put my dick inside.

Hmmm would this work?

All that is missing is your joystick...

[bluesoul]

I worked on a project once involving a members of a tribe from remote highlands in Indonesia, visiting the UK for the first time as part of an anthropological project. The men were much struck by the beauty of Western women. Until they discovered that, instead of washing after visiting the WC westerners used toilet paper. It put them right off - as they decided that we westerners must be indescribably filthy.

that reminds me: i saw a documentary on native tribes in papua new guinea such as huli wigmen of tari highland who spend all day applying (their own form of) makeup and fixing their hair to look beautiful whilst the women do all the work (from building the house to cooking etc).

also, some tribes such as the etoro and sambia require boys to drink the semen of older male members of the tribe as semen is seen as being the true source of life and homosexuality is believed to prolong your life.

in essence: what they do is pretty much similar to a lot of what a hung angel would go thru- but without the social stigma we apply to this lifestyle and no srs or breast implants (or female hormones).

the downside is some of them are also cannibals but i suppose, you can't win them all

[postopadmirer]

that reminds me: i saw a documentary on native tribes in papua new guinea such as huli wigmen of tari highland who spend all day applying (their own form of) makeup and fixing their hair to look beautiful whilst the women do all the work (from building the house to cooking etc).

also, some tribes such as the etoro and sambia require boys to drink the semen of older male members of the tribe as semen is seen as being the true source of life and homosexuality is believed to prolong your life.

in essence: what they do is pretty much similar to a lot of what a hung angel would go thru- but without the social stigma we apply to this lifestyle and no srs or breast implants (or female hormones).

the downside is some of them are also cannibals but i suppose, you can't win them all



So you have to be careful who you say "eat me" to.

[Wendy Summers]

Hmmm would this work?

All that is missing is your joystick...

Huh - not sure where I left it

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/38/image_80413.jpg

[Dino Velvet]

Shove a trac-ball up there and play Missile Command like Twister.

[Steve-Oh]

They didn't trust indoor plumbing and pitched their asswipe behind the bowl..
The sewers south of tha border can't handle the wads of TP so that's pretty common. If they don't like you, they'll draw on the walls with poo.


Dino Velvet; Shove a trac-ball up there and play Missile Command like Twister.
As long as it's not Tetris! ;-)

Wendy, I like how you play Wii. or is it Wee?