What is your worst experience with a T-girl, (or a punter for that matter ladies)?

[Fancy fancy]

Evening all,

I just wanted to ask if any of you had experienced times with a t-girl (or a punter ladies) that have made you shake your head in total disbelief and question humanity.

Please note, I'm not talking violence, or when someone has short-changed you, I'm not really into hearing negative stuff, so please focus on things that have made you laugh.

For me, I remember going with a t-girl in Madrid some years ago. I got taken to a brothel by her and proceeded to take her. As I was increasing pace, I got near to a point of climax, pulled out all to quickly, and the poor cow shat herself......

As i went to put my trousers on, all of my change fell out of my pocket over the floor, though instead of cleaning herself up, or hiding as i think I would have done, she insisted the loose change was hers and got down on all fours and started frantically picking up every penny. It stank.


I don't know why she did this........ this has synergy with another post I made on douching, why would you accept a punt if you felt like going for a crap? :salad

[Genetic]

With a GG escort about to do anal, she used some poppers and then offered me some which I declined. She then proceeded to spill the bottle over herself and started freaking out cause she was convinced it would burn her. After that she apologised and said that she'd had a long day as she'd started work at 10pm, so she wasn't as co-ordinated and with it as she should be. She seemed very shocked when I pointed out it wasn't even 11pm yet and at this point she admitted that the problem was more likely to be the fact that she had been doing coke constantly since she woke up that morning ;)

[tskitana]

With a GG escort about to do anal, she used some poppers and then offered me some which I declined. She then proceeded to spill the bottle over herself and started freaking out cause she was convinced it would burn her. After that she apologised and said that she'd had a long day as she'd started work at 10pm, so she wasn't as co-ordinated and with it as she should be. She seemed very shocked when I pointed out it wasn't even 11pm yet and at this point she admitted that the problem was more likely to be the fact that she had been doing coke constantly since she woke up that morning ;)


lol you made me giggle.

[RallyCola]

my worst experience is actually not sexual whatsoever and has something to do with a girl from nyc that is on this board. due to her actions, i'm much less likely to post my picture and any other identifying details ever again.

[RyderMonroe]

With a GG escort about to do anal, she used some poppers and then offered me some which I declined. She then proceeded to spill the bottle over herself and started freaking out cause she was convinced it would burn her. After that she apologised and said that she'd had a long day as she'd started work at 10pm, so she wasn't as co-ordinated and with it as she should be. She seemed very shocked when I pointed out it wasn't even 11pm yet and at this point she admitted that the problem was more likely to be the fact that she had been doing coke constantly since she woke up that morning ;)

lol too funny.

[Willie Escalade]

Yup...the girl-not-douching-beforehand scenario...as soon as I unplugged that hole, her personal fudge started unpacking.

[notdrunk]

Yup...the girl-not-douching-beforehand scenario...as soon as I unplugged that hole, her personal fudge started unpacking.

I know that scenario well. She says sorry after the fudge gets on one of your legs...:ignore:

[Prospero]

A bed that collapsed on us onetime... a girl in New York who had me on my hands and knees with her searching for her lost contact lens... a very lovely TV who flipped her wig (literally - across the room because she said she was ht. It killed the whole thing.) Worst - and not funny - the twosome who managed to pour poppers up my nose and into my eye.

[txjr3]

Evening all,

For me, I remember going with a t-girl in Madrid some years ago. I got taken to a brothel by her and proceeded to take her. As I was increasing pace, I got near to a point of climax, pulled out all to quickly, and the poor cow shat herself......



Hey - you're lucky - that's an extra fee in most places :)

[timid1]

Hey - you're lucky - that's an extra fee in most places :)

nearly spat my beer over the keyboard with laughter! great answer!

[littletwink]

A t-girl took my virginity. I don't know if it gets any worse than that (unless HIV is involved).

[Genetic]

Worst - and not funny - the twosome who managed to pour poppers up my nose and into my eye.

It wasn't the girl I posted about was it? lol

[STARTUP999]

I had been with a lovely tg ladies with medium sized tool. (she was not a working girl) and I loved it. But I was enamored with the super hung gurls in internet porn. I wanted to try that. I called up Edna who still is on Eros in LA.

She met me at the door naked, erect and hung. She and immediately went on her knees and went down on me. I wanted to do that to her and she let me but quickly got board. She has the largest one I have ever seen in person, I am thinking it was just a little smaller but thicker than Marina Cordoba. After disrobing she pushed me on the floor right in front of the front door and poked some cold lube in me then proceeded to pound me so hard my teeth banged together and I started getting rug burns on my knees.

I when I told her I wanted to top for a while she gave me a fast and furious reach around until I spilled in the carpet (I wondered how many other guys loads were dried into where I was) Then pulled out abruptly, slapped my back side and pointed to the bathroom.
From start to finish it was probably six minutes.

This kind of thing looks great on the dom sites but being basically raped by a way larger than average tool hurts. And yes I was bleeding but of course she was coverd.

When I healed a few weeks, later I was with Vo D Balm, also a well endowed gurl but a much different experience.

[Prospero]

Genetic... no this was two t-girl escorts, Suzanna in earls court and a girl who used to visit from Holland called Pamela.

[Willie Escalade]

The stories on Ednita (Edna) are EPIC. Just do a search.

[sucka4chix]

Damn, I thought I couldn't tell me story because it was disgusting, but I guess shit happens (pun intended). In my case, it was kinda dark and the girl started saying "I'm sorry" over and over. I didn't know what she was talking about. Then I smelled it and ran to the bathroom. Omg! All over the condom, in my pubes! Yuck.
Before that there was the girl riding me in the car and when she got off, my cock sprung back shooting poo shrapnel toward my face. I swore I'd never fuck a TS again! Tgirls are a helluva drug!

[Willie Escalade]

Jajajajaja :D

[Prospero]

I've been very lucky in the shitty sticks stakes... never had it happen in either direction.
My other worst was probably many years ago with a GG who administered poppers to me and I passed out. I woke up when she poured a glass of water over my head.

Others - a GG who was very drunk when I arrived and tried to scratch my eyes out when I declined to stay and a set-up by a team of two TS "girls" - gorgeous one opened the door. But when i got inside her friend emerged. looked like a trucker with a fright wig and threatened to beat me up unless i paid an exit fee.

[sucka4chix]

Oh I've got 8 million stories: I picked up 2 tgirls on South Beach. They took their cocks out and fed them to me in the cab (all I could think was this is gonna be on "Taxi Cab Confessions"). Then we get to the apartment and play around on the couch. They start giggling and talking in Spanish. Out comes a third TS who sits on my cock. Sounds cool but she was about 75 years old!! Wtf???!! I was traumatized!

[Wendy Summers]

my worst experience is actually not sexual whatsoever and has something to do with a girl from nyc that is on this board. due to her actions, i'm much less likely to post my picture and any other identifying details ever again.

Didn't I apologize or that already? :dancing::dancing::dancing:

[artie]

Top 3 worst experiences (countdown style):

3) Went back to a girls' place. She went to the bathroom to clean up. I went in after her and saw she had left a floater in the toilet. Figured we'd be good to go after that since she was empty so I soldiered on. I was wrong. Chocolate river when I pulled out after the deed was done.

2) Had hooked up with a girl from one of the NYC parties once before. Great time, almost completely GFE when we went back to her place. Long unrushed session that was top 10 best experiences. Went for round 2 maybe a month later but she claimed she couldn't leave the club and we were going to do it there. Took me in the back. Open space where anyone could see. Kind of hot and filthy, but totally weird and so wrong. Total rush job that if you extrapolated it out over a full hour it would be an hourly rate that would make the best lawyers in the world envious.

1) Anytime certain NYC girls bug me for a drink at Sunny's or Tranny Strip then when I say no they curse me out angrily in Spanish to the point where I think they are going to attack me. They know who they are. And if you don't, they're the ones with the big, extremely unattractive personalities. Not good times.

[timid1]

A long time ago I returned home to my parents house from a nightclub pretty pissed with my gorgeous GG about 3 a.m.. I started to fuck her. Apparently I was grunting like a demented wild boar , shot my load , then proceeded to "pass out" on her. She started to panic as I got heavier and heavier . Luckily she woke me ,rather than have to yell for help from one of the family to lift me off . V embarrassing but funny looking back.