"Hey, What's That White Stuff???"

[Dino Velvet]

Remember being about 12 years old and breaking into my friend's neighbor's shed and finding a goldmine of VHS tapes and mags. Remember watching Aunt Peg, Taboo, and some other shit. My buddy, who was a little younger than me, kept asking me questions as I was trying to figure things out myself. Good stupid times.

[timid1]

Reminds me of when I was 15 , and was at the local public golf course with two friends. One of the senior members says to us "Oi lads, I've bought one of those video players, I' m gonna pop home and bring it up here and put it on in the tv room. You young lads wanna watch a porno film?" "Err yes John" ( trying to play all cool)
None of us had ever seen a blue film, and we were all virgins at the time. This film was very blue. We were all treated to lemonade and crisps , just like at the cinema. John was a very funny character. Half way through a v raunchy scene he froze the picture ,quickly switched the lights on and shouted " Ok hard on alert , who's got a stiffy?" Three young lads all sitting on the sofa with raging boners! Load of laughing from all the senior members, then lights off back to the film.
First porn experience, always makes us chuckle when reminiscing !

[RallyCola]

lol...the first time i "jerked off" i didn't realize i was really jerking off. I was just playing with myself and I came. It was awesome but before that point, I had never seen a cum shot and didn't know what to expect. after a brief moment of "WOW THAT WAS AWESOME", i figured out it was the orgasm i had heard so much about.

[Acron]

Kids today have it so easy. Im only 23 but I remember watching one of those VHS tapes that my mates dad had 'hidden away' when I was about 11. I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

[RallyCola]

my first taste of online porn was AOL in 95 at a friend's house. it was a thrill in so far as i knew we weren't supposed to watch it but you are right, the interwebz makes it too easy...not from an ethical or moral position...but from the thrill of obtaining magz and vidz you weren't supposed to have access to...and the time you spent hiding your stash in inventive places.

i remember when i was 15 and trying to by mags. you could always count on the little old indian men at newspaper stands never to card you.

it was quite fun...

[Dino Velvet]

lol...the first time i "jerked off" i didn't realize i was really jerking off. I was just playing with myself and I came. It was awesome but before that point, I had never seen a cum shot and didn't know what to expect. after a brief moment of "WOW THAT WAS AWESOME", i figured out it was the orgasm i had heard so much about.

Me too. Pretty much more advanced ball scratching in the shower until the goop fell out. Thought there was something wrong with me but being naked was too embarrassed to sprint to the telephone.

[Dino Velvet]

Kids today have it so easy. Im only 23 but I remember watching one of those VHS tapes that my mates dad had 'hidden away' when I was about 11. I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

I'm 45 and creeping around when I was young made it more fun. Everything was treasure nothing being taken for granted.

[RallyCola]

Me too. Pretty much more advanced ball scratching in the shower until the goop fell out. Thought there was something wrong with me but being naked was too embarrassed to sprint to the telephone.

i didn't think anything was wrong, but i didn't expect it. i was just rubbing it a lot and it kept feeling good then better, then spurt and it was over and i was sad....until i realized i could do it again, and again..and again.

i've never once been embarrassed about jerking off...doesn't matter where or when.

[Dino Velvet]

i didn't think anything was wrong, but i didn't expect it. i was just rubbing it a lot and it kept feeling good then better, then spurt and it was over and i was sad....until i realized i could do it again, and again..and again.

i've never once been embarrassed about jerking off...doesn't matter where or when.

Did you have instincts for medicine back then?

I'm a little shy about Punishing Percy in broad daylight.

[RallyCola]

Did you have instincts for medicine back then?

I'm a little shy about Punishing Percy in broad daylight.

i always wanted to be a physician...it didn't help that my parents told me harped on that goal since i was a wee lil lad.

i'm not shy about anything. i'm not saying i'm going to walk down to a police station and jerk it on to a cop car....but i will, if i feel the conditions are secure...jerk it if i am in the mood.

case in point, i was studying for exams and there was a hot russian chick in the rutgers library a few tables away. i pulled my coat over my lap and rubbed on out under the table. that's how i roll.

[Acron]

I'm 45 and creeping around when I was young made it more fun. Everything was treasure nothing being taken for granted.

Exactly. Now they just have to make sure they delete their browser history. No stashing porn mags under mattresses or staying up late trying to catch a glimps of soft core channel 5 films that used to be on late in the UK while your mam or dad leaves the room for 2 minutes to make a coffee.

[Dino Velvet]

case in point, i was studying for exams and there was a hot russian chick in the rutgers library a few tables away. i pulled my coat over my lap and rubbed on out under the table. that's how i roll.

Was she considerate enough to hold her alluring pose until you finished?

[RallyCola]

Was she considerate enough to hold her alluring pose until you finished?


she never even noticed. i jerk off like i fart....silent but deadly

[Dino Velvet]

she never even noticed. i jerk off like i fart....silent but deadly

I got bulging green thyroid eyes. Can't squeeze my paste off as sneaky.

[RallyCola]

I got bulging green thyroid eyes. Can't squeeze my paste off as sneaky.

oh...i've got years of practice at dry jerking and not showing any emotion or outward appearance. stealth jerking is not just an art...its a science.

the hardest part for me is what to do after i cum on my hand and there is not a towel or kimwipe in sight.

[Dino Velvet]

oh...i've got years of practice at dry jerking and not showing any emotion or outward appearance. stealth jerking is not just an art...its a science.

the hardest part for me is what to do after i cum on my hand and there is not a towel or kimwipe in sight.

Ever rub one out while playing Poker?

[RallyCola]

i'm not a good poker player to begin with so that would be a bad idea. i don't know what my tell is...but apparently all my friends know when i am bluffing. i've gone so far as to set up my flip and watch myself but i can't see what the see me doing. so my latest tactic is to try to buy pots indiscriminately to throw them off.

[Dino Velvet]

When I see a gal I'm sweet on I have more of a Poke Her Face than any Poker Face.

Had a dog that looked pretty much like this with a great Poker Face.