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MrsKellyPierce
01-24-2013, 09:31 PM
Here is my advice to men. If you want to "woo" a transsexual. Don't ask her cock size, don't ask her sexual style (top, bottom, versatile). Treat her the same respect you would a hot girl you are speaking to. Talk to her like a person, and make her laugh. Don't ask her if your "gay" and don't be ashamed to show her affection in public. Holding her hand, guiding her by her waist to her table. Showing her that you are proud to be in public with her. Don't ask her questions about her transition unless she offers the information. And for goodness sakes don't say "I'm new to this over and over or I've never dated a girl like you or Gosh I admire you, your so strong." << all of these are NO, NO'S.......my free advice for the day...

(This is obviously not in an escort setting, that's why I said DATING)

I can only assume men do these fucks ups, because they in the back of their head see trans-women as 3/5 of a person. That their not equal to women, their freaks, so you take no care on how you ACT or speak. And then you wonder why you get shut down and get attitude!


xoxoxo,


Kelly

RallyCola
01-24-2013, 09:35 PM
well, i've always found that by being a total asshole to a ggirl, asking her if fucking her makes me straight and asking about how deep her vag goes gets me laid easily. so if you want me to treat you like i treat a ggirl, then i can't agree with your advice

my my my!
01-24-2013, 09:48 PM
free advice?

Kelly, this stuff should be on Wikipedia in the transsexual section as required reading for anyone that googles/wikis the words transgendered/transsexual or the like.

That way all these dumb bastards don't offend the ladies with such drivel.

scenario:
guy: "Hmmm, I think I might be attracted to transsexuals, i should google it"

Wikipedia entry:
How to treat/respect Transgendered/Transsexual Females:
copy and paste kelly's stuff lol
" If you want to "woo" a transsexual. Don't ask her cock size, don't ask her sexual style (top, bottom, versatile). Treat her the same respect you would a hot girl you are speaking to. Talk to her like a person, and make her laugh. Don't ask her if your "gay" and don't be ashamed to show her affection in public. Holding her hand, guiding her by her waist to her table. Showing her that you are proud to be in public with her. Don't ask her questions about her transition unless she offers the information. And for goodness sakes don't say "I'm new to this over and over or I've never dated a girl like you or Gosh I admire you, your so strong."

Of course with some edits for spelling, grammar etc. :dancing:

guy goes up to girl: "hi my name is bob, and I like you"
girl: "have you read the wiki article on transsexuals in it's entirity?"
guy: "omg how big is your cock?"
girl: kicks him in the nuts
guy: "ok ok, I'll go home and read it, thanks lulz. i never want my baby batter sacks to be kneed again"
girl: "k thnx bai"




:)

MrsKellyPierce
01-24-2013, 09:50 PM
free advice?

Kelly, this stuff should be on Wikipedia in the transsexual section as required reading for anyone that googles/wikis the words transgendered/transsexual or the like.

That way all these dumb bastards don't offend the ladies with such drivel.

scenario:
guy: "Hmmm, I think I might be attracted to transsexuals, i should google it"

Wikipedia entry:
How to treat/respect Transgendered/Transsexual Females:
copy and paste kelly's stuff lol
" If you want to "woo" a transsexual. Don't ask her cock size, don't ask her sexual style (top, bottom, versatile). Treat her the same respect you would a hot girl you are speaking to. Talk to her like a person, and make her laugh. Don't ask her if your "gay" and don't be ashamed to show her affection in public. Holding her hand, guiding her by her waist to her table. Showing her that you are proud to be in public with her. Don't ask her questions about her transition unless she offers the information. And for goodness sakes don't say "I'm new to this over and over or I've never dated a girl like you or Gosh I admire you, your so strong."

Of course with some edits for spelling, grammar etc. :dancing:

guy goes up to girl: "hi my name is bob, and I like you"
girl: "have you read the wiki article on transsexuals in it's entirity?"
guy: "omg how big is your cock?"
girl: kicks him in the nuts
guy: "ok ok, I'll go home and read it, thanks lulz. i never want my baby batter sacks to be kneed again"
girl: "k thnx bai"




:)
lmao!

RallyCola
01-24-2013, 09:54 PM
free advice?

Kelly, this stuff should be on Wikipedia in the transsexual section as required reading for anyone that googles/wikis the words transgendered/transsexual or the like....
:)


I agree that Kelly makes valid statements but most guys that want to "woo" a transwoman that use such a blunt and crass approach are not "wooing" a woman for a relationship because their approach is of a sexual nature and one that would not likely work on a ggirl, therefore the point is moot. Men that would approach a transwomen open minded and interested in her, rather than her anatomy, would already know to treat her like the woman she is, not the woman he wants to screw. Moreover, many men that use wikipedia are not looking up what transgender means. They are googling "shemale" and will find that wiki or a porn site.

MrsKellyPierce
01-24-2013, 10:14 PM
I agree that Kelly makes valid statements but most guys that want to "woo" a transwoman that use such a blunt and crass approach are not "wooing" a woman for a relationship because their approach is of a sexual nature and one that would not likely work on a ggirl, therefore the point is moot. Men that would approach a transwomen open minded and interested in her, rather than her anatomy, would already know to treat her like the woman she is, not the woman he wants to screw. Moreover, many men that use wikipedia are not looking up what transgender means. They are googling "shemale" and will find that wiki or a porn site.

Then that alone tells the girl what you are about and you won't be getting none!

And no men that want to date trans-women serious believe it or not do the same

Jericho
01-24-2013, 10:48 PM
I can only assume men do these fucks ups, because they in the back of their head see trans-women as 3/5 of a person.

Nope...We do it because we're guys.
Damn, you chickies over-think things! :shrug

































:whistle:

Xcreet
01-25-2013, 12:39 AM
Jericho gives the best answer again.

Bopper007
01-25-2013, 12:45 AM
Nice post. There are some, not all, guys that need that advice.

Thanks Kelly.

christianxxx
01-25-2013, 03:56 AM
i disagree with asking about versatile, top, bottom, that's not out of bounds to ask and kind of important.

Dino Velvet
01-25-2013, 04:04 AM
The girl's gotta be a bottom or we're going Dutch because I don't take Greek. If I can't just ask I'll listen for how hollow her farts sound.

C. Saw
01-25-2013, 04:21 AM
Kelly, thanks for the advice, but I disagree with one thing. Any guy that is looking for a tgirl and says something rude will most likely say something rude to ggirl. Some guys are just idiots. Of course that is excluding the whole other group of guys that can't accept anything outside of what they consider "normal" - hopefully they don't frequent this site. Not to say that I'm above being an idiot myself - I just do it in a non-offensive way - if that is possible :)