When You Invite A Buddy Out For A Drink, Do You Mean...

[Dino Velvet]

I usually wake up in the flower bed the next day. Lucky I hide a comforter behind the ferns just in case.

Don't trust me even on a Tuesday. I show you tacos then hand you Tequila.

[Quiet Reflections]

I normally mean just a few because I refuse to drive drunk these days since Im a father.

[RallyCola]

when out drinking, its not a night until someone throws up or gets bounced from the bar/club for lewd behavior

[Jericho]

It's never one! :shrug

[Chaos]

One? PLEASE! I tend to drink free or cheaply since the bars I go to are owned by people I know,so it' usually on....
Now after a weekend bender Sunday will be a light day...lol,and even then it's not just one.
Granted I haven't had a drink since June of last year,and won't until St.Patricks Day. Lately I only end up in a bar if I'm working. (Which means a small few drinks to keep the social phobia away)but once the workday is over...