What Do You Call A Woman Too Old To Be A Cougar But Still Looks Good?

[Dino Velvet]

I have no idea. Hot old broad maybe. Don't ask for an example please although I just spotted one on the TV I'm confused about. Thanks in advance.

[lifeisfiction]

GILF Granny I like to Fuck (its only thing I could think of)

[sukumvit boy]

Prugar,for pre-cougar,I guess?
But that sounds like it's probably a curse-word in some language.
Last night on"Big Bang Theory" the guy sez his mom cooked a TURBRISGIFEL for the Jewish holidays.
That's a TURkey stuffed with a BRISkit stuffed with GIFELte fish.
Yum.

[robertlouis]

Mother?

[Dino Velvet]

Mother?

You never grab at any geriatric pussy before?

[robertlouis]

You never grab at any geriatric pussy before?

I'm not like you, Dino - I don't grab women who are simply to old to run away..... :whistle:

[Dino Velvet]

I'm not like you, Dino - I don't grab women who are simply to old to run away..... :whistle:

I put a club on 'em so they can't roll away either.:whistle:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fYB2MqnLo6s/Sx0IekXMAUI/AAAAAAAAAKE/EHe5anRUzmc/s400/the+club.jpg

[robertlouis]

I put a club on 'em so they can't roll away either.:whistle:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fYB2MqnLo6s/Sx0IekXMAUI/AAAAAAAAAKE/EHe5anRUzmc/s400/the+club.jpg

Attaboy!

[Dino Velvet]

Attaboy!

Respect your elders while climbing up their back.:fuckin:

[robertlouis]

I'm hoping you draw the line at tripping them up when they're using one of these, Dino.

[Dino Velvet]

I'm hoping you draw the line at tripping them up when they're using one of these, Dino.

Wish her tits were bigger so she'd have something to trip over herself.

[tsdvdman]

You mean like the MATURER Linda Roberts? Always one of my favorites. She's gotta be in her late 50s now or early 60s

[Dino Velvet]

You mean like the MATURER Linda Roberts? Always one of my favorites. She's gotta be in her late 50s now or early 60s

Sure, why not? Thanks for saving this thread as me and Robert were spiraling it down the terlet. Linda Roberts is better than Doris Roberts for sure. Much obliged.:cheers:

[sukumvit boy]

One of my fav Pre-Cougars.Laurel Canyon.

[robertlouis]

Sure, why not? Thanks for saving this thread as me and Robert were spiraling it down the terlet. Linda Roberts is better than Doris Roberts for sure. Much obliged.:cheers:

True.

Of course the worst thing about shagging an old bird is when your knees bang into her tits while you're thrusting away.....:ignore:

[robertlouis]

Prugar,for pre-cougar,I guess?
But that sounds like it's probably a curse-word in some language.
Last night on"Big Bang Theory" the guy sez his mom cooked a TURBRISGIFEL for the Jewish holidays.
That's a TURkey stuffed with a BRISkit stuffed with GIFELte fish.
Yum.

That would be post-cougar, young man. Pre means before, post means after.

Clearly not enough classical scholars hereabouts.

O tempora, o mores!

[Dino Velvet]

True.

Of course the worst thing about shagging an old bird is when your knees bang into her tits while you're thrusting away.....:ignore:

Somebody got busted felching an old lady across the street.

[robertlouis]

Somebody got busted felching an old lady across the street.

Those boy scouts aren't the same these days, are they?

[fred41]

I'd call her Raquel.

[robertlouis]

I'd call her Raquel.

I see what you did there Fred. Excellent. :Bowdown:

By the same token, I'd call her Sophia.

[Dino Velvet]

No Zsa Zsa?

[robertlouis]

No Zsa Zsa?

There's no one alive who can remember Zsa Zsa when she was young.

[Dino Velvet]

There's no one alive who can remember Zsa Zsa when she was young.

Somebody should fix her up with Ariel Sharon.

[fred41]

I see what you did there Fred. Excellent. :Bowdown:

By the same token, I'd call her Sophia.

Okay!!!! I call Double Date!...you pick the venue.









(Pssst...when we converse at the table, please talk slow cause you Scots talk funny...:) )

[robertlouis]

Okay!!!! I call Double Date!...you pick the venue.









(Pssst...when we converse at the table, please talk slow cause you Scots speak funny...:) )

Sorry, could you repeat that please? :dancing:

[fred41]

Sorry, could you repeat that please? :dancing:

...you can't judge by me...NO ONE can decipher my mumble.

[Willie Escalade]

My favorites include Lady Sonia and Roni from Roni's Paradise...hot mature bitches...

[Prospero]

Grandma?

[RallyCola]

personally, i want to smash betty white so i'd call old women too old for be cougers Rosies after her golden girls character

[Lovecox]

a saber-tooth tiger

[ed_jaxon]

I was flirting with a babe last week at the club that had to be like late 50's. She looked damn good and was in great shape.

No panties and kept flashing me.

Could not get anywhere with her though. My boy took her friend in the back while her husband chatted at the bar happy his wife was getting serviced.

Ya know after I typed this I realized I am really a sick fucker.

The Safehouse -- Where you get topics to talk about with your therapist.

[Dino Velvet]

personally, i want to smash betty white so i'd call old women too old for be cougers Rosies after her golden girls character

Get in a time machine and smash Betty's Buttflower.:fuckin:

[Ecstatic]

Ahh, Granny...

[robertlouis]

Grandma?

After you with the sick bag....

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsXJcIODLtQ

[RallyCola]

Get in a time machine and smash Betty's Buttflower.:fuckin:

i concur that back in the day, betty was a cute chick...but i want to smash her now. i think it would be awesome to have those bragging rights, and i want, when i threaten a girl with such rough sex that i'd break her hip for it to be an actual threat.

[RallyCola]

a saber-tooth tiger

that doesn't work because i am assuming that if the chick is too old to be a cougar, that means she probably has no teeth, or at least very few of her own natural teeth

[Ben]

I have no idea. Hot old broad maybe. Don't ask for an example please although I just spotted one on the TV I'm confused about. Thanks in advance.

Jaguar.
Michelle Pfeiffer, Madonna, Sharon Stone.... All Jaguars.
Plus attractiveness is very subjective.

[Sulka_bewitched_me]

My favorites include Lady Sonia and Roni from Roni's Paradise...hot mature bitches...:iagree:Willie....you and I must look at the same porn sites lol!

[Sebastian]

Wayne Rooney's latest conquest...

[Jericho]

Granny?

[Stavros]

Hmm...calling a woman too old to be a cougar but still looks good Madonna could have serious repercussions, and not just in the Philippines or Latin America.

[irvin66]

Old hag or old bat... :whistle:

[Quiet Reflections]

I have always heard them called lionesses

[Ecstatic]

Jaguar.
Michelle Pfeiffer, Madonna, Sharon Stone.... All Jaguars.
Plus attractiveness is very subjective.

It's all relative to your age, imho. These three are all 54, which is younger than I am, so they can't possibly be cougars from my perspective. Sophia Loren, Raquel Welch, Brigette Bardot, Jane Fonda, and Ursula Andress are all cougars from my point of view.

On an absolute scale (where women in their 40s are called cougars), women over 60 pursuing much younger men are called lionesses, or panthers, and women in their 30s pursuing men in their 20s are called cheetahs. Some classify women in their 50s as jaguars.

[Dino Velvet]

It's all relative to your age, imho. These three are all 54, which is younger than I am, so they can't possibly be cougars from my perspective. Sophia Loren, Raquel Welch, Brigette Bardot, Jane Fonda, and Ursula Andress are all cougars from my point of view.

On an absolute scale (where women in their 40s are called cougars), women over 60 pursuing much younger men are called lionesses, or panthers, and women in their 30s pursuing men in their 20s are called cheetahs. Some classify women in their 50s as jaguars.

Excellent post with some good information. We now have Cougars, Cheetahs, Lionesses, and Panthers. How old does a broad need to be before she's just Tired Pussy?

[buttslinger]

I too go for the Lady.

[Brandi Boots]

jaguar!.....next question?

[Dino Velvet]

I figured something out. If we, as fellas, go after a lady beyond her years as a Lioness that would make us hyenas that are scavenging after a cat that's practically dead. Vulture all assets away from potential heirs that are older than we are as well.

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/13100000/Hyena-animals-13129408-580-640.jpg
"Make me a sammich or you are one!"

[Ecstatic]

Excellent post with some good information. We now have Cougars, Cheetahs, Lionesses, and Panthers. How old does a broad need to be before she's just Tired Pussy?

Here's a feline scale from Urban Dictionary:

Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion

I don't know about that age 69 Pussycat--where'd that single year come from?--and other scales put cheetah where puma is here, but not a bad list otherwise.


I figured something out. If we, as fellas, go after a lady beyond her years as a Lioness that would make us hyenas that are scavenging after a cat that's practically dead. Vulture all assets away from potential heirs that are older than we are as well.


Hyena? or Lone Wolf?

I guess there's no scale for old guys going after younger ladies...except DOM (Dirty Old Men).