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londonpirate
01-12-2013, 09:44 PM
You know who I'm talking about. I hate this chap and I'm sure I'm not the only one. He frequently appears in ladyboy porn, hairy as a monkey and sometimes sporting a ridiculous wig and proceeds to molest some of the most delicious creatures on earth.
Who is he??? He seems to be living the dream. I'm green with envy.

Protoman2050@gmail.com
01-12-2013, 10:23 PM
Ron Jeremy? No wait, he does regular porn.

Dino Velvet
01-12-2013, 10:48 PM
Still think he's some sorta Yeti they uncovered in The Himalayas. Wonder how long he was quarantined. I'm sure he has to move the hair away on his arm to see the time on his watch.

http://www.pinktentacle.com/images/yeti.jpg

Protoman2050@gmail.com
01-12-2013, 11:03 PM
Still think he's some sorta Yeti they uncovered in The Himalayas. Wonder how long he was quarantined. I'm sure he has to move the hair away on his arm to see the time on his watch.

http://www.pinktentacle.com/images/yeti.jpg

I want to throw up now...I'd be too disturbed and frightened to ever do a scene with him; actually, I would like to take him back to the lab and run non-sexy tests on him.

That and Max Hardcore...guy needs a fucking MRI of his brain. Actually, we should just lock him in an MRI machine forever.

Dino Velvet
01-12-2013, 11:08 PM
I would like to take him back to the lab and run non-sexy tests on him.

Better tranquilize him first. He'll recognize the white van.

JenniferParisHusband
01-12-2013, 11:08 PM
Still think he's some sorta Yeti they uncovered in The Himalayas. Wonder how long he was quarantined. I'm sure he has to move the hair away on his arm to see the time on his watch.

I always feel bad for the ladies who have to go down on him. They probably cough up hairballs for months afterwards.

Protoman2050@gmail.com
01-12-2013, 11:36 PM
Better tranquilize him first. He'll recognize the white van.

Yeah, I think Immobilon could do the job...this could make an awesome (porno?) movie.

londonpirate
01-12-2013, 11:44 PM
I hear he vacuums himself in lieu of showers. I just downt understand who the fuck he is and why he gets to fuck all those ladyboys. I mean..are white dudes so much in demand in thailand?

Donkey
01-13-2013, 12:09 AM
^ I think he is the site owner.

Dino Velvet
01-13-2013, 02:09 AM
I was wondering if Mofaz was a lurker. I hear the ladies not only have condoms ready but several of those pet hair roller doo-hickeys too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBJtp7ieRqs

http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/assets/product_images/380/13313412361530P.JPG

darkrose2000
01-13-2013, 02:28 AM
... I'm sure he has to move the hair away on his arm to see the time on his watch....


:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:
I was laughing several minutes.

And yes, he is quite hairy.
I guess too, that he is the website owner, and he has a lot of videos...

Dino Velvet
01-13-2013, 02:32 AM
:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:
I was laughing several minutes.

And yes, he is quite hairy.
I guess too, that he is the website owner, and he has a lot of videos...

Seanchai might be a husky fella but he doesn't get a comb caught in his back whenever he grooms himself.

Jimmy W
01-13-2013, 03:09 AM
Come on, that guy is the sweaty, hirsute, simian Antonio Banderas of TGirl porn. AND he gets the cutest girls. That fucker is my hero.

illwill
01-13-2013, 03:30 AM
Those videos are 10 years old.

Dino Velvet
01-13-2013, 04:04 AM
Those videos are 10 years old.

Wonder how much greying his coat has experienced over the years. Hopefully Silverback rides again.

http://www.scaryforkids.com/pics/yeti-01.jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZnynueixVa4/TLMJXusRAPI/AAAAAAAAFNA/b4HU9OwJ2Z8/s1600/174310986.jpg

shemalelondon
01-13-2013, 05:21 AM
maybe a beautiful man inside that hair

BiBoyinBeantown
01-13-2013, 07:17 AM
Hell, I'm less hirsute than that and I've considered an all-over waxing....

londonpirate
01-13-2013, 11:01 AM
What I dont get is the wig..is he hoping to achieve anonymity? Like his friends and family would go "this guy looks uncannily like Helmut [I'm calling him Helmut until he's identified] ..ah no Helmut doesnt have that haircut"
Or maybe he's bald which would be supremely ironic

londonpirate
01-13-2013, 11:03 AM
Hell, I'm less hirsute than that and I've considered an all-over waxing....

You could sell a yeti model to madame tussaud after waxing that guy.

alyssaluxor
01-13-2013, 01:54 PM
Ohhh my! So hairy guy love it makes me so horny :)

Jimmy W
01-13-2013, 07:48 PM
What I dont get is the wig..is he hoping to achieve anonymity? Like his friends and family would go "this guy looks uncannily like Helmut [I'm calling him Helmut until he's identified] ..ah no Helmut doesnt have that haircut"
Or maybe he's bald which would be supremely ironic

What would be even more ironic is with that hairpiece if his name really is Helmut. Wait, am I the last one to get the obvious joke?

my my my!
01-13-2013, 08:05 PM
Ohhh my! So hairy guy love it makes me so horny :)

Everything makes you horny mamasita ;)

quiero ir a las islas filipinas para conocer a mi diosa Alyssa.

JenniferParisHusband
01-14-2013, 01:01 AM
Ohhh my! So hairy guy love it makes me so horny :)

I'm hairy, but nowhere near that much. If you like bald guys too, I might finally stand a chance with a super-hot lady on here!!!!

flabbybody
01-14-2013, 01:16 AM
Ohhh my! So hairy guy love it makes me so horny :)
in many cultures a man's body hair is a sign of sexual virility. In the cavemen days hairy men were best equipped to get food for their women and protect them from wild animals.
Men with wigs could use them to start fires and keep the cave warm during the winter.

Dino Velvet
01-14-2013, 01:57 AM
in many cultures a man's body hair is a sign of sexual virility. In the cavemen days hairy men were best equipped to get food for their women and protect them from wild animals.
Men with wigs could use them to start fires and keep the cave warm during the winter.

What kinda time machine did he pass through, Flabby?

Chiba5
01-14-2013, 04:45 AM
OMG Amy Amour fucked Chewbacca (Chewbacca sound)