"Is Jesus Watching Over You Or Does He Just Like To Watch?"

[Dino Velvet]

http://www.jewishjournal.com/images/bloggers_auto/Jerry_Seinfeld.jpg
"Y'know... just what is it with these Bible Thumping prostitutes?"

[martin48]

I like Jesus but he loves me. So it's difficult :)

[Willie Escalade]

You'll love that album by Faith+1...:whistle:
Faith + 1 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU1taFr17QU)

[MrsKellyPierce]

I've never had any mexicans watching me

[TSPornFan]

Jesus likes to watch life. It's free entertainment.

[martin48]

Well, I suppose his dad created it all.

[RallyCola]

since some would have you believe that Yeshua bar Yosef was celibate, i like to think of jesus fapping when he sees me in action. it makes him more real to me than a fictitious demigod in the sky.

Wait a minute...if Yeshua is fapping when he watches me...is that a threesome because while hand-fucking himself, he is also jerking off his daddy and the whole-y ghost at the same time?

[Kire89]

Jewsus, the 5'1" snake oil jew from 2000 years back, certainly is not watching over me.

[bassman2546]

I'm still trying to figure out how his round head pierced Mary's hymen on the way out of vagina-land. Seriously, does anyone really think Joseph could hold off tapping his own wife?

[RallyCola]

I'm still trying to figure out how his round head pierced Mary's hymen on the way out of vagina-land. Seriously, does anyone really think Joseph could hold off tapping his own wife?

joey did mary in the pooper

[giovanni_hotel]

I always took this to mean that God watches over us in a very broad spiritual sense, not specifically looking in to see what positions we're fucking in.

[Lovecox]

If Jesus actually existed, and if he was born a man, he must have at the very least woken up with a hardon every now and then.

[giovanni_hotel]

Oh the blasphemy in this thread!!!:pissed:

[Dino Velvet]

Jesus likes to watch life. It's free entertainment.

Hope he leaves me a spoiler alert on the day before I'm supposed to be shot. I might thank him then.

[MrsKellyPierce]

This is all I have to say bible thumpers

[RallyCola]

This is all I have to say bible thumpers

but jesus didn't look like a bird silly

[fred41]

but jesus didn't look like a bird silly

No man,..he looked like Jeffrey Hunter...what religion could compete with that?...lol

[fred41]

Jesus says..."I love you babes"!

[giovanni_hotel]

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/attachment.php?attachmentid=544688&stc=1&d=1357609324


THis is a nice little comparison, but many of the 'facts' are either inaccurate or distortions.

Just more pagan disinformation about the Baby Jesus.

Here's a more factual comparison;
http://www.philvaz.com/apologetics/HORUS.htm

[MdR Dave]

I'm still trying to figure out how his round head pierced Mary's hymen on the way out of vagina-land. Seriously, does anyone really think Joseph could hold off tapping his own wife?

The word in Aramaic (the original language for most of the story) that has been translated as "virgin" doesn't mean virgin at all.

Even in the Hebrew translations, Mary was described as "almah"- a young woman without a child. If "virgin" was the intended description, the writers would have used "betulah", a perfectly good word that means exactly "virgin."

But, like, whatever. A good story is a good story.

[trish]

I always took this to mean that God watches over us in a very broad spiritual sense, not specifically looking in to see what positions we're fucking in.
"Thou shall not lie with a man as with a woman."____Lev 18:22
So you bisexuals out there have got to use some care. If you like missionary with women, then use doggy with the men.

[LibertyHarkness]

disgusting heretics following religion :)

[daltx_m]

There is no Jesus, only Zod.

[LibertyHarkness]

oh yes

Greatest Superman Moment Ever - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUORL-bvwA0)

[TempestTS]

Jesus and I dont really see eye to eye - I had a falling out with his father way back a long time ago and I got kicked out of the house...

[Dino Velvet]

Glad to know you gals don't have shrines to Jesus in the same room you lure fellas to. Almost caught Him masquerading as a statue until I caught Him rubbing one out in the corner. I'm more than happy to shag the sheep of His flock. My staff is more fun to worship anyway.

[martin48]

Glad to know you gals don't have shrines to Jesus in the same room you lure fellas to. Almost caught Him masquerading as a statue until I caught Him rubbing one out in the corner. I'm more than happy to shag the sheep of His flock. My staff is more fun to worship anyway.


The world holds two classes of people - intelligent people without religion, and religious people without intelligence. Dino is an exception to this rule.




Monty Python Every Sperm Is Sacred 11 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yy8rzac18Y)

[jamesedwards]

http://www.jewishjournal.com/images/bloggers_auto/Jerry_Seinfeld.jpg
"Y'know... just what is it with these Bible Thumping prostitutes?"

:dead: lol you are one sick puppy. lol

[jamesedwards]

"Thou shall not lie with a man as with a woman."____Lev 18:22
So you bisexuals out there have got to use some care. If you like missionary with women, then use doggy with the men.

LOL CTFU LMAO Good one

[martin48]

There is no Jesus, only Zod.


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[Dino Velvet]

:dead: lol you are one sick puppy. lol
The girls I see are not only uber-Catholic but seem like nurses too. Not sure if she's looking at me or examining me. I just don't allow her to take my temperature.