Pre appointment enema

[ChubsterT]

What is the best way to make sure you are clean before visiting a WG?:geek:

[Jamie French]

Buy an enema and read the back of the box.

Doing things: Simpler than you may realize.


What is the best way to make sure you are clean before visiting a WG?:geek:

[Rusty Eldora]

I have a bit of a drive to get into Seattle, stopped near the appointment at a Walmart, bought a fleet, went to their bathroom, used and cleaned up pretty quick. They are very plug and play.

[Tyler___Durden]

Ooooh! I know the answer to this one!
I wrote this stuff on an Escort-only forum where a {Bio-female} Provider
was asking about being clean before receiving A.
Here's a copy:

Anal sex Preparation

1 Read this guide on safer sex [>>>clicky<<<] (http://tvchix.com/forum/topic.php?tid=58616)

2. Repeatedly douche to remove poo.
http://www.douches.org.uk/
http://d3f650ayx9w00n.cloudfront.net/340/5181.jpg (http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=5181)
(Squeeze the bulb with your mouse (left click) for a link)

A chat about scat!
Far too much detail to follow
No poo at all, is not that hard. It's about knowing your body.
I've only ever done anal (vagina on back-order...)
and in all the years of 'rectumational' sex, there's never been a spot of poo.

You get to know your body after a while.
I douche using a similar item to the above pic.
(the cap is to prevent any damage to the sphincter area)

How to douche
Firstly, Open the window; you won't believe how bad you smell on the inside! :14

Water must be no more than 40 degrees, ie. not too hot. Basically a temperature you can comfortably keep you hand in the water {buy a thermometer} as you might accidentally put scalding water inside you and not immediately notice.
Use a bowl or bin as a reservoir. Put nozzle in water squeeze & release bulb, put douche upright, squeeze excess air out of douche, put back in reservoir and squeeze/release again, to top up.
Use sex lube on nozzle and in anus.
Gently put up bum, slowly squeeze.
Remove nozzle and hold water in bum.
If you experience any resistance or pain, STOP! back off and try again, SLOWLY. The rectum is easily damaged. So take your time and don't force anything.
Retain the water inside you, refill and repeat. With two lots of water in you, wait till you need to go.
Stay by loo as things happen fast. Expel water & poo. Repeat until clear.
You will need to douche anything from 5 to 15 times in each cycle
Also lie on left hand side while holding water in. This helps water flow
due to layout of our internal tubes.
You will probably need to do two more cycles, as described above, over a 90 minute period
as the body seems to hold poo in three chambers.
This may not be anatomically correct as a description, but it is accurate in experience.

Allow an hour afterwards for your body to settle down and relax.
You may get light headed. I think that's to do with the procedure temporarily altering concentration of electrolyte balance in blood.
Doing this is not an every day thing as you will be removing essential bacteria that you need internally for your health.

Thank you for your attention, so far.
I trust this post didn't put you off dinner. ::)
Please read on.

3. A few Baby wipes are good for a final rectum internal clean up and last check to ensure you are good-to-go.

4. Shower

5. You will now need: A partner, Somewhere quiet to fuck, Condoms, Lube.
The anus is not self lubing.
And as my grandmother used to say (meebee ::)) 'Anal sex: if you think you've used too much lube, it's probably about the right amount'.
KY jelly is totally rubbish and dries out far too fast.
There are a range of massively better lubes on the market, suitable for easing anal and vaginal penetration.
I use Eros. These guys >>>clicky<<< (http://www.megasol.co.uk/index.php?act=viewCat&catId=84&ccUser=fb42fe428f5ebbf3325afc43fc8d1ca9) import the full range and they are hugely cheaper than anyone else on the net.
Don't use numbing agents to 'facilitate' anal sex. Use all the lube you want, but dont block out the messages you're getting from your anatomy. If it hurts you need to pay attention as you're being damaged and they/you need to stop.*
Don't mask the pain. The pain is your body communicating with you.
To block this may result in injury.

You can start by doing a sex show where you slowly fuck yourself with a condom covered (easy clean-up later) vibrator or dildo. Use lots of lube. You are effectively dilating yourself and lubing inside your rectum.

When you and he are ready, put a small drop of lube on the head of his penis and roll a condom on his willy. This will make the fuck even better for him and reduce the risk of the condom failing.
Now decide on whatever position and you hold the base of their penis so you can guide the angle speed and depth of penetration.
{I often take a couple of minutes to get them fully inside me.
Then without a by-your leave, I climb straight off them
and again lube my bum and their cock for a second time.}

Have fun and after he cums, you hold the base of the condom as he withdraws.
This is to stop the condom staying inside you.
Inspect the condom.
In the highly unlikely event of it having failed,
read my safe sex guide at the top of this post.
go to your GUM clinic and consider a PEP course. (You must do this within 72 hours max, though ideally with 36 hours)





Note. I am not a Nurse, despite also owning an authentic nurses uniform. ::)
Also, as 'neo-vagina' is on my 'To do' list, all penetration on me is anal, I know rather a lot about this stuff... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-basic/chin.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

[Tyler___Durden]

Doing things: Simpler than you may realize.
Ha!
I'm soooooooooooo stealing that line!

My motto is different:
Doing things: Requires effort; think I'll stay in bed instead!

[rbiller]

If using a commercial enema such as fleet, I recommend dumping the solution and using just water. The fleet has a mild laxative in it which can cause problems at just the wrong time. Plus, you can then re-use the bottle.

[Donkey]

I have a bit of a drive to get into Seattle, stopped near the appointment at a Walmart, bought a fleet, went to their bathroom, used and cleaned up pretty quick. They are very plug and play.
WTF? This has to be the most idiotic plan ever...

[Nikka]

Tranny Milk Enema, I fixed the GIF today

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[ColGuy]

Thanks for the advice Tyler___Durden - Bought a douche last week in preparation for my first meet with a TS at the end of the month. Tested it out today, and it all went to plan (bit discomforting at times though...)

Out of curiousity, how long do you stay 'clean' for? I'm planning on douching in the morning before travelling to London & seeing the girl in the evening

[rbiller]

That's way to long to go w/o redouching. Refuse can still make it's way down there plus if you eat something in between it will find it's way down there too. That's why when you have a colonoscopy you can't eat anything the day before right up until the time of the procedure.

[Donkey]

I have a bit of a drive to get into Seattle, stopped near the appointment at a Walmart, bought a fleet, went to their bathroom, used and cleaned up pretty quick. They are very plug and play.
The stupidity of some dudes in this lifestyle never fails to amaze me.

[seamonkey]

I echo the process that Tyler outlines above, and add some more: If you're really serious about having hours of good, clean fun, consider doing a high colonic. As I have long played with very large and long dildoes over the years, these can reach up beyond the inner sphincter and cause fecal matter to slip through. You can try to find a clinic in your area that provides colonics (if they will cleanse until the water runs clear) or get some equipment for home use, as I have. I use a colema board and run water from the sink faucet (with a special hose attachment). It takes several hours of filling and flushing as the water pressure needs to be low (along with the temp), but once you've cleaned the entire large intestine, you won't have anything coming through for hours. Just the thing for a long, lazy session with repeated penetrations. Colema boards are pretty simple in design and fit over the toilet, but run in the $250-300 range. You also don't want to do too many colonics in a row, either. Once a week at most or even less frequently. But the intensity of repeated play is amazing.