The end of the world this Friday

[ed_jaxon]

This Friday the Mayan prophesy will prove true as over 150,000 people world wide will be gone!

Mark my words and if you are one of the lucky ones to survive you will see that it was true.

[ed_jaxon]

If you do make it to Saturday count yourself lucky and come by the Safe House in Chicago and have a few celebratory libations.

[runround04]

Guns loaded and foil hats made, Imma make it!

[Flaco]

Shit I forgot the world was ending on Friday...That means I'm going to be sucking and fucking the hell out of a Tgirl on Thursday night ;)

[Dino Velvet]

This Friday the Mayan prophesy will prove true as over 150,000 people world wide will be gone!

Mark my words and if you are one of the lucky ones to survive you will see that it was true.

Using common sense and factual information. What fun is that? Anybody in my neighborhood dumb enough to wear a loin cloth on that day gets his head removed.

[HarajukuDollxoxo]

Idk why but this has me really nervous. :ignore:

[Dino Velvet]

Idk why but this has me really nervous. :ignore:

Maybe like attending a Horror Film wanting really bad to be frightened.

[trish]

Already posting from Titan. There's a great party up here. Plenty of alcohol, drugs and lots and lots of fucking. Cum on up. When you get to Saturn, just steer right. We'll be watching from a safe distance when the world is torn apart by the angry Mayan Calendar Gods.

[bluesoul]

This Friday the Mayan prophesy will prove true as over 150,000 people world wide will be gone!

Mark my words and if you are one of the lucky ones to survive you will see that it was true.

i think you mean the aliens are coming on friday

http://img.scoop.it/Jh7_yrRLp65Ik2Tu8ri3iDl72eJkfbmt4t8yenImKBVaiQDB_R d1H6kmuBWtceBJ

[trish]

((150 000 people)/(6.7 billion people))x100% = 0.002%
A mere 99.998% of you have any prospect of survival!

[Dino Velvet]

Where are these Mayan talking heads on CNN boasting about our end?

[Stavros]

Even the Mayan do not believe this; it is the end of one cycle and the beginning of another. yawn.

[Dino Velvet]

Even the Mayan do not believe this; it is the end of one cycle and the beginning of another. yawn.

I bet there's a department store trying to merge a Birth Of Jesus/Death To All promotion.

[jamesedwards]

:dead: oh fuck Dino

[Nikka]

first ray of light in xixen itza piramyd in cancun at the winter solstice, about 6:30am Cancun, 8:30am EST time everyone will be dying...

[tsadriana]

Yayyy my birthday is on the 22 december ,im the one of the 150.000 who will be gone:mad:Freebies for everyone ,my door is open with no locks .hahahaha

[jamesedwards]

ts ADRIANA LOL HAHAHA SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS IF A GUY WANTS YOUR ASS HE CAN HAVE IT? lol

[Dino Velvet]

Yayyy my birthday is on the 22 december ,im the one of the 150.000 who will be gone:mad:Freebies for everyone ,my door is open with no locks .hahahaha

If I'm still walking around I promise to climb on your corpse. Fresh enough is good to go.:fuckin:

[tsadriana]

ts ADRIANA LOL HAHAHA SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS IF A GUY WANTS YOUR ASS HE CAN HAVE IT? lol
At least i die with a nice sausage up my arse hahahah

[tsadriana]

If I'm still walking around I promise to climb on your corpse. Fresh enough is good to go.:fuckin:
Cant stop you then hahaha

[jamesedwards]

At least i die with a nice sausage up my arse hahahah

Hey I agree with you :iagree: Im on your side, your BACK SIDE of course lol Let me be the guy you die with my dick deep in your back. and if we don't die I can keep fucking nice and hard and you can orgasm like no other. LOL :salad:fuckin:

[Dino Velvet]

Cant stop you then hahaha

Death gives consent. I'll find my path if I have to snap and pry your legs apart.:fuckin:

[tsadriana]

Hey I agree with you :iagree: Im on your side, your BACK SIDE of course lol Let me be the guy you die with my dick deep in your back. and if we don't die I can keep fucking nice and hard and you can orgasm like no other. LOL :salad:fuckin:

Agreed only dont push ur cock into my spine hahaha xxx

[tsadriana]

Death gives consent. I'll find my path if I have to snap and pry your legs apart.:fuckin:
Do wotever u like just give me a kiss after u finish who knows i might be alive like Snow White.

[jamesedwards]

Agreed only dont push ur cock into my spine hahaha xxx

LOL awwwwwwwwh fuck you fell into this Joke "IT WILL BE A BACK CRUSHING EXPERIENCE" lol hahahah I had to get you with that one lol

Ok can I shot my cum all over your spine and short circuit your nerves? LOL You will have a paralyzing orgasmic experience lol

[tsadriana]

LOL awwwwwwwwh fuck you fell into this Joke "IT WILL BE A BACK CRUSHING EXPERIENCE" lol hahahah I had to get you with that one lol

Ok can I shot my cum all over your spine and short circuit your nerves? LOL You will have a paralyzing orgasmic experience lol
hahaah

[jamesedwards]

LOL TSAdriana , Hey I will make sure you are bent over real good, I will suck and eat your asshole real good for you before I stick it. I will put the dick deep in your ass pull out and suck your asshole again making you feel high in lust ville so you can feel good then fuck you in your ass real good. I'll grab you by your hair and fuck the shit out of your fat little ass

[philipsfrog]

I don't want to a virgin

[Odelay]

Already posting from Titan. There's a great party up here. Plenty of alcohol, drugs and lots and lots of fucking. Cum on up. When you get to Saturn, just steer right. We'll be watching from a safe distance when the world is torn apart by the angry Mayan Calendar Gods.
Trish, are you one of those Sirens of Titan, of great literary fame? If so, I have to get me a rocket ship.:salad

[robertlouis]

My kitten, Henry, will be one year old on Friday 21st December, the Mayan Day of Judgement. It's a sign. He is all black, and as you can see, the very embodiment of evil. We're doomed.

[nysprod]

The New York Post had some retarded fuckin' article about Lindsay Lohan clogging up her toilet...the idea that anyone would even be interested in this indicates the world has indeed already ended...

[Rabbiteyes]

http://www.shanesworld.ca/how-many-people-die-day

So... less people will die on Friday than normal? Sounds cool :D

[fred41]

Already posting from Titan. There's a great party up here. Plenty of alcohol, drugs and lots and lots of fucking. Cum on up. When you get to Saturn, just steer right. We'll be watching from a safe distance when the world is torn apart by the angry Mayan Calendar Gods.

While it would be totally, totally cool to hang with you Trish...and my needs are only a quiet spot, top of the line HDTV and a bag of weed..I think I'll go down with the ship.
It's been a pleasure almost knowing some of you...lol.


I'm sure it's gonna be a good weekend though.

[Dino Velvet]

Already posting from Titan. There's a great party up here. Plenty of alcohol, drugs and lots and lots of fucking. Cum on up. When you get to Saturn, just steer right. We'll be watching from a safe distance when the world is torn apart by the angry Mayan Calendar Gods.

"Hey, where's the terlet?"http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-prn1/50274_165930220090512_5336_q.jpg

[TS Fucker]

yes, the end of the world coming, go to fuck all...

[rockabilly]

Meh , bring on the zombie apocalypse.

[Taylor25]

Lookin' at the weather forecast for friday, it will be perfect for throwing a kick-ass "endoftheworld" party :dancing:
http://www.facebook1st.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/weather-forecast-for-12-21-12.jpg

[Willie Escalade]

I don't want to a virgin
Get busy then, brah...

[rockabilly]

Guess I better get baked before the earth gets baked.

It was an honor posting with you fine ladies and gentlemen.

[Dino Velvet]

Guess I better get baked before the earth gets baked.

It was an honor posting with you fine ladies and gentlemen.

Go cook up some more meth and refuel yourself. Maybe a hairbrain idea is just what we need to save Earth. Captain Crunch becomes Captain Crank making Captain Planet walk the plank. Screw those loose-ass Planateers too.

[Tsbiancablake]

I guess if the world ends it ends. But let's say we all wake up on the 22nd and it's like an ordinary day. What ate those people who put all there stock in the world ending? Quit there jobs, pulled kids out of school and spend life savings on 2 years worth of freeze dried food and a bunker upstate. That's gonna suck for them lol

[speedking59]

i'll be a little disappointed if we're still here, but that's just me,

[talldudeil]

got an appointment with a gurl Friday morning at 7:00AM central time us Hope I make it LOL

[Wanderer1]

In some parts of the world it is already the 21st, so, what has happened in parts of Europe, hmmm.

[robertlouis]

In some parts of the world it is already the 21st, so, what has happened in parts of Europe, hmmm.

Nowt in the UK.

Although it has rained a lot and there has been some flooding.

[PEPE3Z]

Mayans were morons... they believed the Spaniards came in peace

[robertlouis]

At last, the truth....

[Avers]

"And arrived December of 2012.
And appeared in the sky asteroid.
And it began to fall to the Earth.
And Panic reigned on Earth.
And the End of the World started to approach according to the Aztec calendar.
And the asteroid falled on Earth.
And crashed to the stone of Aztec calendar.
And there was a lot of dust.
And there was a shock wave.
And then the dust dispersed, on the place of destroyed calendar was a new calendar of the Aztecs - till 32118 year of human race evolution.
And there was another one stone of smaller size there.
And there was an inscription on it:
"The next calendar will be sent to the planet exactly on the date of the end of the old calendar. Thanks for using our stone calendars!"

(c) heavily drinked man on Moscow street there these people has already started to celebrate the End of the World

[tsadriana]

well here it was 11:11 am already and nothing happened ...it says even in the Bible there will always be fake prophecys do not belleve in them lol

[Willie Escalade]

Yup...NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED!

[nysprod]

Nowt in the UK. Although it has rained a lot and there has been some flooding.

Same here in NYC...it's actually pretty nasty out there.

I haven't read thru this entire thread so maybe it's been mentioned here. What really does make me nervous is what the U.S. Secretary of Defense has been talking about, which is how vulnerable our infrastructure systems are to a cyber attack.

[Stavros]

At the end of this long cycle, a new one will begin; it is the end of the cycle not the end of time or the world. There is a good explanation of the Mayan calendar here:
http://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/mayan.html

If you want to predict the end of your death there are numerous websites, I tried it three times and came up with three different dates: 2014, 2015 and 2025 -it is dependent on your height, weight, age, body mass index, and whether or not you drink/smoke/take drugs.

http://www.deathtimer.com/
http://deathdate.info/
http://www.deathclock.com/

Whatever next, someone claiming Christmas Day is December 25th not January the 6th?

Enjoy...

[speedking59]

maybe they couldn't count as well as everyone thought

[Devina Cox]

Decided that if it was all coming to an end, that I would spend last night with Danika Dreamz. Sun rose this am so it was all worth it!

[Rusty Eldora]

because my girlfriend flew back to Hawaii. F**ked our brains out before she left in case we saw the great fireball.

[Cyclops]

ever stop to consider that the day the mayan calender ends is also winter solstice.simply marking the end of another seasonal year

[Dino Velvet]

I haven't left the house yet nor dealt with a single human today. I feel alive but how do I know that I am alive? I could be in the throes of another episode. Don't trust anything you see and only half what you hear. I'm about to jam my thumbs in and remove my eyes.

[ed_jaxon]

Not the end of the world but an absolutely shitty day.

Treadmill taken this morning and had to do eliptical.
Car covered in ice.
Locked out of my office for two hours.
Felt light headed.
Realised more shit was stolen out of my car Wednesday than I originally thought.
Argued with my local councilman regarding big businesses doing more in the hood.

I need a drink.