Any Of You So Perverted You Wear A Mustache To Announce It To The World?

[Dino Velvet]

I wear a full beard once in a while but I still need to shelter the World from my thoughts and have never had just a mustache. I have had times when I wish I had an evil black mustache to twist the ends of before doing something dastardly or demonic.

"Hey buddy! I put'it you in the Cam'eeeeeeel Clutch!"

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Iron Sheik Rap Music Video (Break Your Back - You Suck) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqtMTSbfjaM)

[jamesedwards]

I have a well groomed mustache

[Jericho]

I never trust anyone with facial hair, so it's not much good for hiding yer evil thoughts and deeds, i'll just think the worst anyway. :shrug

[Jericho]

Or that you're a Real Ale drinker! :puke

[Steve-Oh]

I go from clean shaven, van-dyke, goatee to full beard but a lone stache just makes me look nerdy(er) for some reason.

[BiBoyinBeantown]

I'm too old to rock an ironic hipster mustache. I'd end up looking like some sort of 70s leftover.

[Dino Velvet]

If I were to grow a 'stache people would ask me if I were auditioning for a 70s cop flick.

Beastie Boys - Sabotage - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE)

[Dino Velvet]

They hired a Mustache Man at Progressive Insurance in case Flo gets too uppity. She's always late coming back from her break.

http://wizbangpop.com/images/2009/07/Flo_from_Progressive_Insurance-thumb.jpg

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[fred41]

Almost always had a mustache...now a days it's small and trim.

[Dino Velvet]

I have a well groomed mustache

I think it applies more to my race. Your different features(nose, mouth) make it not look as repulsive. I do have an "African" friend in the gym that had the same type of beard as me. I was a handsome devil but I nicknamed him The Pharoah.

I think you announce your perversion to the World by wearing a sandwich board that says so with a trap door in the back.

[Gillian]

Family Guy - Mustache Dad - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJpT6tKVDg)