GUYS: Weirdest place you've rubbed one out

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Weirdest place you've rubbed one out? LOL. Hmm..This is gonna be very interesting thread! :wink: Hehe..LOL. :lol:

~Kisses.

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[Ecstatic]

Whaddaya mean, I ain't never rubbed no one out....

....oh wait, that's not what you mean, is it?

Ah, I presume you mean masturbated? One time long long ago in a galaxy far far away I was temping in an office with this incredibly hot young woman who dressed to kill. My desk was set way back in the corner with no one close by, and one day I just couldn't control the urge any longer and busted a nut surreptiously under the desk while watching her at the copier. It was then I realized I didn't have any tissues to hand....

[cueball]

I am not much of an exhibtionists, so that is something done at home. However, years ago in my teens I did 'rough up the suspect' in the bathroom at work.

Not particularly weird, true! It is the best I could come up with.

Sorry,HTG!
:)

[hondarobot]

Hmmm. . .depends on the definition of weird. I work at kind of a "weird" establishment, and have wanked off all over the place, but only during the day when the general public isn't around.

It's fun, I can't offer any better defense for my behavior then that.

:wink:

[aeonflux1964]

When I was 22 traveling throughout Europe after college I was so sexually frustrated from not getting any ass on my trip. So one day when I was on the island of Ibiza in Spain overlooking the ocean on a secluded hilltop I shot one
into the Mediterrean. It was just so beautiful I could help myself. I never did get any ass on my trip unfortunately.


Wierdest place you've rubbed one out? LOL. Hmm..This is gonna be very interesting thread! :wink: Hehe..LOL. :lol:

~Kisses.

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[laoda8]

hrmm grandmother's house, father's school classroom (no one was there)

The classroom was great though, just sat in the back corner, did that a couple times (I was in middle school, I pretty much was a rub-off newbie)

[hwbs]

im def not going there with that one....i have many friends that read this board, lmao.....

[LG]

mds said:
Former friends house (and didn't clean up!)

Didn't clean up huh? Is that why they're now a former friend?

As for me...well, all over the place really- at work, in the lavatory on a train, all over the house, in the bathtub, but nothing too weird I suppose.

[tslvr]

In my old girlfriend's parents master bathroom while they were in the television room. How about you, Harajuku?

[HungDevil]

Well, I used to work in a warehouse that had a level that could only be reached via climbing a ladder (or forklift). Usually, I would go up there to sleep between the boxes of Orville Redenbacher's popcorn. However, I started counting the days since I last pleasured myself. I was like wait a minute; a session is long overdue. So, I vigorously stroked until climax. I took off a sock from my foot and placed it on my willy and came inside of it. My ears were cocked like that of a rabbit in case anyone was nearby. Yes, I threw away the sox.

[Deepdarkfucker]

Hmmmmmmmm??? I have done it in many a strange place

[RangeHova]

Damn, I was expecting weirder stories.

Well, here is mine. I was getting heated with a girl one night after the club. It was a weeknight and I knew if we did more I'd either fall asleep and would be late for work or that i would end up being too damn tired to be any good through traffic and at work so i cut it short.

Amazingly instead of going home, I decided to go in the office early 4 or 5 hours early so i could get off early and get some sleep. It was a 24 hour place where as long as you put in 8 hours and got in before 10 AM it was OK.

Half an exit from my exit there was a SERIOUS accident that blocked all lanes of the highway. here i am still hot and bothered from heating it up w/ ole girl, sleepy, anxious, and more than anything bored as hell. Sitting in complete darkness on a freeway is a weird place. You could barely see your hand in front of you. Most people had turned thier cars and lights off because we weren't going anywhere.

Well the girl i was with had given me some of the hittest pictures you could imagine. Some were of her trying on different bathing suits for Miss Continental, some were her half nude on stage, and promo and head shots.

Boredom, anxiety, and horiness got the best of me right there on the higway at 3 or 4 AM. I did have tinted windows but what good did they do when I had on my interior light? I used a jacket to cover myself up. It helped that I had a pretty big SUV so i was up above eveyone around me.


I don't even have a second weirdest place. Outside of that, it has strictly been a bedroom thing.

[shemalefun]

i was working at this garbage dump as a laborer when iw as about 19.. and came across some porn mags shemale.. I was like wtf.. and it was hot and confusing at the same time.. i worked alone so i went into one of the trailers in the back and wacked off on a sack of bird seed it was about 95 degress out and 110 inside the trailer.. i did this the whole summer i was there.. it was dirty but also fuckin hot at the same time;)

[Hugh Jarrod]

Cleveland

[Ecstatic]

OK, I've got another one. It wasn't the Summer of Love, but it wasn't too far off, about 4 or 5 years later, in fact. I was at an all day outdoor concert featuring a lot of great bands. I dropped acid and must've smoked an ounce of pot that day. Late in the day, the Jefferson Airplane went on stage. It was bloody hot, at least 95 F, and halfway through their set Grace Slick said something like, "Damn, if the men can go topless, so can I" and pulled off her shirt. I was maybe 50 feet from the stage in a gaggle of people and tripping my feeble brain out, and suddenly got so excited seeing a half-naked Grace on stage (she was a model once upon a time, you know), that I stuck my hand in my pocket and wanked off right there in the crowd.

And nobody was the wiser.

I think.

Unless it was an hallucination.

Who could tell back then?

[MoonAndStar]

iv knoced one out on a flight from london to new york.... eight hours of sitting next to the chick with the big ass tits and a small ass top gets to you!!!!

;~)

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

iv knocked one out on a flight from london to new york.... eight hours of sitting next to the chick with the big ass tits and a small ass top gets to you!!!!

;~)

LOL. :lol: :wink:

~Kisses.

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[LAtoNY]

would you, could you rub one out
on a train, in the rain?
in a box, with a fox?

would you, could you rub one out
in a boat, with a goat?
with a mouse, in a house?

I would not rub one out here or there,
or ANYWHERE!
I do not like to rub one out Harajuku!

Try it, try it so you say?
Hmmmm, I do so like rubbing one out.
and I will rub one out here & there,
I will rub one out ANYWHERE!!!!!

(and I would certainly rub one out w/ Vicki --
I'd even rub hers out)!

In fact -- I'm rubbiing one out now!!! GOTTA GO

[Niels Bohr]

Office bathroom

[s-fme]

I once rubbed one out on the roof across from my g/f house so she could watch when I wasn't allowed over. Thank god her parents didn't look out the front window?!!

[BeardedOne]

An I-70 off-ramp. In Kansas. Late at nite, while watching the stars.

Hey, I can even make a wank session romantic. :wink:

[killakella]

a bus.. not back seat.

[travel4fun81]

Been successful at....work under and over desk, barn (no animals involved), pillow of a girl visiting a friends house (on a dare), library while in college seated among tons of people, roommates bed, beach, car (difficult to keep the speed even as I don't have cruise control...hell, from reading the above I don't have control at all), storage shed at my 1st job. Far as I know, nobody ever caught on, though given the crowd at the library I'd have to think somebody got wise. Nothing like being 19, crazy horny and not getting laid among a world of hotties to keep the lead in the pencil. Hair trigger city. Little thumbnail along the pants and good to go. Bit messy though....had to sit and let that dry.

[travel4fun81]

Been successful at....work under and over desk, barn (no animals involved), pillow of a girl visiting a friends house (on a dare), library while in college seated among tons of people, roommates bed, beach, car (difficult to keep the speed even as I don't have cruise control...hell, from reading the above I don't have control at all), storage shed at my 1st job. Far as I know, nobody ever caught on, though given the crowd at the library I'd have to think somebody got wise. Nothing like being 19, crazy horny and not getting laid among a world of hotties to keep the lead in the pencil. Hair trigger city. Little thumbnail along the pants and good to go. Bit messy though....had to sit and let that dry.

[dvda74]

Bowling alley bathroom.

[scorpion]

I have done it on many places.I did it werry often when I was a teenager.
I realy search four places there I could bee seen. It give mee a kick then.
But I think the wierdest and the most stupid place was on a airpline.
I have on my left side a lady and on my right side a younger guy... maybee he was 18-19. I used my jacket to cover mee and have pland it so i used a condom. I wonder what have happend if I have been caught?
But I think this is the most exciting one.
Scorpion

[scipio]

would you, could you rub one out
on a train, in the rain?
in a box, with a fox?

would you, could you rub one out
in a boat, with a goat?
with a mouse, in a house?

I would not rub one out here or there,
or ANYWHERE!
I do not like to rub one out Harajuku!

Try it, try it so you say?
Hmmmm, I do so like rubbing one out.
and I will rub one out here & there,
I will rub one out ANYWHERE!!!!!

(and I would certainly rub one out w/ Vicki --
I'd even rub hers out)!

In fact -- I'm rubbiing one out now!!! GOTTA GO

This is possibly the best post I have seen.
That may sound weird but anyone who has read Dr. Seuss when stoned out of their mind will agree with me.

[latrix67]

In a port-a-potty in the desert on Gulf War 1 .(Op Granby) after being away from the Lass for 4 months even the camels looked good!!lol

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

In a port-a-potty in the desert on Gulf War 1 .(Op Granby) after being away from the Lass for 4 months even the camels looked good!!lol

LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

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[chloe]

sorry

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Been successful at....work under and over desk, barn (no animals involved), pillow of a girl visiting a friends house (on a dare), library while in college seated among tons of people, roommates bed, beach, car (difficult to keep the speed even as I don't have cruise control...hell, from reading the above I don't have control at all), storage shed at my 1st job. Far as I know, nobody ever caught on, though given the crowd at the library I'd have to think somebody got wise. Nothing like being 19, crazy horny and not getting laid among a world of hotties to keep the lead in the pencil. Hair trigger city. Little thumbnail along the pants and good to go. Bit messy though....had to sit and let that dry.

Oh my, Thats HOT! LOL The library reminds me of this guy whom I caught rubbing himself under the table not too long ago. :twisted:

~Kisses.

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[Uncut]

Lets see car, park, front steps(at night), friends house, dressing room Macy's, gym, and once I stopped to take a piss and some woman pulled up she had no idea I was there I was just about done taking a piss when she rolled down the passenger window and watched me piss I started to get hard and started stroking my cock she was watching so I finished, as I walked back to my car she said thanks I asked why she was here she was picking up her husband it was such a turnon to pull one off while being watched.

[scroller]

Everyone will think I'm I really dodgy doing this one for my first post. Anyway I've knocked one off on the upper level of a double decker bus ( comming home from school), and was alone up there in broad day light. On a transport note, ive done it in the toilets of planes, trains, ferrys and coaches. Buss stops and Airports and infact public toilets all over the place
I came in an an internet cafe in San Salvador when I was travelling. No one was around. That is really bad. Came in my pants.
Infact i've wanked pretty much everwhere i've slept, including various guest bedrooms.
oh man I'm such a wanker. i love it....

Dodgy, yes. Also, I think I love you, LOL. :-)


Hey, is everyone here from the city? Because no one's mentioned wacking one off while driving on the highway. (i.e., actually driving, in motion, on a semi-lonely stretch of road). I've done that, and I know at least 2 of my friends have done that, too (one being female).

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Lets see car, park, front steps(at night), friends house, dressing room Macy's, gym, and once I stopped to take a piss and some woman pulled up she had no idea I was there I was just about done taking a piss when she rolled down the passenger window and watched me piss I started to get hard and started stroking my cock she was watching so I finished, as I walked back to my car she said thanks I asked why she was here she was picking up her husband it was such a turnon to pull one off while being watched.

Hmm..Yummie! :P LOL Watching/catching someone is such a turn on! :wink:

~KIsses.

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[johnie]

During college i was on a study abroad program and traveling through europe with other students. We were in amsterdam and being with a group of mostly girls, i was unable to slip away and visit one of the booths. i got so hot and horny from watching all the broads in the windows that i felt like i was going to die. it was the last night and we were at the airport ready to fly out it was about 5 am. i had to run in the bathroom and rub one out, i shot a load that was about a gallon.

[Uncut]

Hara I wish you could catch me pulling one off and I would luv to catch you pulling one off. That would be a major turn on.

[SHUTUPNTRAIN]

I was driving from San Francisco to Oregon and I was all horned up ....I just started beating off in my car along the I-5....I had to pulloff to the side for my Finale.....but other than that,at work in the Bathroom!

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Hara I wish you could catch me pulling one off and I would luv to catch you pulling one off. That would be a major turn on.

Yes I know..That would be wicked! LOL :lol: :wink:

~Kisses.

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[ulickeydickey?]

In the chapel of my pseudo-military Catholic high school.
Yeah, OK, I know I'm a sick fuck.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Any Others? ;)

~Kisses.

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[TsLuvr]

During school I went in the restroom and rubbed one out between class.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

During school I went in the restroom and rubbed one out between class.

Reminds me of the "all boys" catholic high school I went to. Most of the guys were constantly rubbing themselves! LOL :lol: :wink:

~Kisses.

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[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

a bus.. not back seat.

Hmm..Thats quite "Daring"! :twisted:

~Kisses.

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[hairball45]

I'd say, driving down the highway

[spooker609]

In a police car.

[latrix67]

In a bulletproof sandbagged sanger overlooking XMG (Crossmaglen in South Armagh,N.Ireland) back in the 80's over a well used copy of some porn mag while on stag....

[Kramer]

On the Q train. During rush hour. I swear!! :shock:

[workingtuff]

In my mouth.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

In a police car.

Thats very HOT (brings back old memories of a few cops back in the Eastcoast)! LOL :wink:

~Kisses.

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[rusteeldn]

I realy can't answer that one

[wombat33]

Wierdest place you've rubbed one out? LOL. Hmm..This is gonna be very interesting thread! :wink: Hehe..LOL. :lol:

~Kisses.

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I have rubbed one out in all of these scenarios:


Driving with my sister in law in the back seat.


work..........dozens of times in the men's room and at my desk.


girl's houses that I have dated.

in my sisters panties when I was 13 or 14

and while "sleeping" many times at people's houses.

[spooker609]

In a police car.

Thats very HOT (brings back old memories of a few cops back in the Eastcoast)! LOL :wink:

~Kisses.

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Yep, I was

[ThickShemaleLover]

im good. I can drive and jackoff. Belive it!!!!!!

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

im good. I can drive and jackoff. Belive it!!!!!!

I guess thats what you call "Multi-tasking"! LOL :lol: :wink:

~Kisses.

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[quad4]

Everyone will think I'm I really dodgy doing this one for my first post. Anyway I've knocked one off on the upper level of a double decker bus ( comming home from school), and was alone up there in broad day light. On a transport note, ive done it in the toilets of planes, trains, ferrys and coaches. Buss stops and Airports and infact public toilets all over the place
I came in an an internet cafe in San Salvador when I was travelling. No one was around. That is really bad. Came in my pants.
Infact i've wanked pretty much everwhere i've slept, including various guest bedrooms.
oh man I'm such a wanker. i love it....

Dodgy, yes. Also, I think I love you, LOL. :-)


Hey, is everyone here from the city? Because no one's mentioned wacking one off while driving on the highway. (i.e., actually driving, in motion, on a semi-lonely stretch of road). I've done that, and I know at least 2 of my friends have done that, too (one being female).

Actually...I've done that. I was driving solo, southbound on the 101 going through the Salinas Valley (where the e. coli contaminated spinach came from...not my fault BTW, this took place 12+ years ago). It was dark, there wasn't much traffic , I was bored, and so at 70MPH I worked out an advantageous seating position, and went to work...I think I managed to keep the car straight the whole time. :wink:

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Yep, I was

Hmm..Yummie! :P

~Kisses.

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[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

*Bumpalumpah! LOL :lol: :wink:

Anyothers? :P

~Kisses.

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[TSCURIOUS]

Grandma/Grandpa's house with a stack of National Geographic's!
Now who hasn't? NG?
Admit it!

[lust4ts]

in my sisters panties when I was 13 or 14

[wombat33]

in my sisters panties when I was 13 or 14


creme colored satin pantiies with pink lace and tiny white roses.

[lust4ts]

creme colored satin pantiies with pink lace and tiny white roses.


:shock: :shock: :shock: Tell me you done this becasue you got off on the fact you were wearing panties and it had nothing to do with them being your sisters. If it did that would just be so fucking wrong, and I could never read your posts in the same way again dude. .

[Rory]

Into a hole in a stuffed animal that I cut when I was 12

you better believe I put that in the bottom of the trash, and volunteered to take the trash out that week.

very weird experience

[lust4ts]

Into a hole in a stuffed animal that I cut when I was 12

you better believe I put that in the bottom of the trash, and volunteered to take the trash out that week.

very weird experience


After reading some of these posts I just realised something, im quite normal. :D

Some of you guy's are kind of...........

[wombat33]

creme colored satin pantiies with pink lace and tiny white roses.


:shock: :shock: :shock: Tell me you done this becasue you got off on the fact you were wearing panties and it had nothing to do with them being your sisters. If it did that would just be so fucking wrong, and I could never read your posts in the same way again dude. .


just the panties.

though i would

LOOOOOOOOVE to fuck my first cousin

[lust4ts]

just the panties.

though i would

LOOOOOOOOVE to fuck my first cousin




:D OK that's still kind of wierd but im just glad about the panties thing. I think I can just about read your posts still. :lol:

[blackmagic]

doing a software instal on an ATM with more than 200, grand layin on the floor right beside me in a room thats about 110 degrees.

" Excelent place to nut one out "

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

doing a software instal on an ATM with more than 200, grand layin on the floor right beside me in a room thats about 110 degrees.

" Excelent place to nut one out "

Hmm..I think I need a ciggy! LOL :lol: :wink:

~Kisses.

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[Phillip69]

I have rubbed myself off in many places. Work, at the kitchen table while others were in the other room, at the beach while others were swimming nearby and of course in the toilet.

But do you know what the most sensitive part of your body is when you are jacking off????


Your ears, Listening for someone to catch you!!!!!!! :lol:

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

I have rubbed myself off in many places. Work, at the kitchen table while others were in the other room, at the beach while others were swimming nearby and of course in the toilet.

But do you know what the most sensitive part of your body is when you are jacking off????


Your ears, Listening for someone to catch you!!!!!!! :lol:

I agree! Its totally such a huge turn on when you're trying to get caught! But got away with it. LOL What can I say? I have a vouyeuristic and exhibitonistic tendencies. LOL :lol: :wink:

~Kisses.

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[patsy1969]

On the boardroom table at work.

[Vala_TS]

This isn't so much weird as it is bizzare.

In a car in the front seat at 6:30 AM at Devil's Tower national monument in Wyoming!

AGTFB

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

This isn't so much weird as it is bizzare.

In a car in the front seat at 6:30 AM at Devil's Tower national monument in Wyoming!

AGTFB


On the boardroom table at work.

That's soo HOT! LOL hehe :wink:

~Kisses.

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[clipperfan]

I did it in church once...no one was there i was helping out on a wed morning.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

I did it in church once...no one was there i was helping out on a wed morning.

LOL Now that was sacrilegious! :lol:

~Kisses.

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[hentai_ninja]

Seat 11,School Bus.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Seat 11,School Bus.

YOWZA! LOL..I think thats freakin Hawt! :wink:

~Kisses.

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[gottchoo]

At my desk at work, with a girl cumming on the phone for me.

On the NJ turnpike as I licked my fingers after fingering my girlfriend at the time. I got too effing horny again and was probably the only time i took my time getting home on the turnpike. :)

A college bathroom after getting worked up from my teacher with big ole nippons poking outta her tight, white shirt.

[Darkside]

In my snoring wicked ex-mother-in-law's mouth during a awful cross country RV trip !

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

In my snoring wicked ex-mother-in-law's mouth during a awful cross country RV trip !

:lol: LMAO!

~Kisses.

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[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

At my desk at work,

Hmm..THAT Id like to see. Hehe :wink:

~Kisses.

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