Lavonne
04-10-2006, 08:25 PM
I found this on usenet some time ago and had forgotten it was still buried in an obscure email file. It has the "earmarks" of an urban legend so I'm not presenting this as being absolutely true, but true or not, it's a very amusing read!
A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her
while stationed in Saudi a few months ago. So she
sends him this care package. He is excited to get a
package from his wife back home. He opens it to find
that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a
VHS tape of his favorite TV shows. He invites a couple
of his buddies over and they're all sitting around
having a great time eating the cookies and watching
some episodes of South Park. Right in the middle of
one episode the tape cuts to a home video of wife on
her knees sucking his best friend's privates. After a
few seconds, he does his business in her mouth and she
turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of
cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says,
"By the way, I want a divorce."
Now that's a Dear John letter....
A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her
while stationed in Saudi a few months ago. So she
sends him this care package. He is excited to get a
package from his wife back home. He opens it to find
that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a
VHS tape of his favorite TV shows. He invites a couple
of his buddies over and they're all sitting around
having a great time eating the cookies and watching
some episodes of South Park. Right in the middle of
one episode the tape cuts to a home video of wife on
her knees sucking his best friend's privates. After a
few seconds, he does his business in her mouth and she
turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of
cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says,
"By the way, I want a divorce."
Now that's a Dear John letter....