Dino Velvet
12-10-2012, 10:52 PM
I've always been one to drink beer in the yard and piss all over the trees and every corner fence post getting it up there real high to ward off intruders. Seems to work. Unfortunately, someone must have avoided the house but my truck didn't have enough of my foulness on it and some character broke in. The fumes of methane that escaped me on the way over there still seeped into the leather adequately enough keeping it from turning over so I got lucky. I now mark all 4 tires and both bumpers, even spritzing some on the door handles. Last time I looked out the window the truck is still there.