Australian Man Goes To Hospital To Get An Eel Removed From His Ass

[natina]

Australian Man Goes To Hospital To Get An Eel Removed From His Ass (http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/m/random-thoughts/australian-man-goes-to-hospital-to-get-an-eel-removed-from-his-ass/)

By KFC posted September 24th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
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Huff Po (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/24/eel-removed-from-mans-bottom_n_1909231.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news) - Talk about being saved at the eel-eventh hour. A man in Auckland, New Zealand had a rather embarrassing emergency last week when he had to ask doctors to remove an eel from his bottom. (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10835890) An Auckland City Hospital spokesperson did not immediately respond to a request for comment from The Huffington Post. But Matt Rogers, spokesman for Auckland District Health Board, confirmed (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10835890) that a man was treated for the condition at ACH. “In response to a direct query from the Herald on Sunday, we can confirm that an adult male presented at Auckland City Hospital this week with an eel inside him,” Rogers said. “No further comment will be made out of respect for the patient’s right to privacy.” It’s unclear how the eel got inside the man, but the patient was treated successfully and released.
Thats gotta be the most humbling moment in the history of the world, no? I mean if I had an eel in my asshole I’d probably just kill myself on the spot. I’d absolutely rather be dead than go to a hospital and be like “Hey Doc I got an eel up my ass.” How does an eel even get inside an asshole? I’m just thinking about how hard it is to fuck with whiskey dick and I can’t envision an scenario in which an eel can get all up in someone’s ass. Thats either the stiffest eel or the widest butt of all time. Like Belladonna wide.

[natina]

Chicks Smashes A Dude In The Head With A Hammer While Having Sex With Him (http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/m/random-thoughts/chicks-smashes-a-dude-in-the-head-with-a-hammer-while-having-sex-with-him/)

By KFC posted September 24th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
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NEWPORT (http://newportplaintalk.com/story/38584)-April Dawn Peters, 31, of 2194 Grandview Way, in Cosby, as arrested Sept. 19, at 10:30 p.m., and charged with aggravated assault after she allegedly hit a man on his head at least five times with a hammer that she was having sex with, Sgt. Steve Johnson reported. William L. Wofford, 51, said he and Peters were in the living room of his residence where he was having sex with Peters. He stated that during sex, Peters picked up a hammer and struck him on the head, the report stated. Neighbors allegedly saw Peters run from Wofford’s residence in a “French maid” outfit that had been purchased at Walmart. They also said they saw her fall, scraping her knees.
I don’t even know if I’d be mad a chick if she was fucking me and hit me in the face with a hammer. In the heat of the moment I am down for absolutely anything that sounds kinky. Ohh you wanna dress up and play French Maid? Yea baby do it. Whats that? You wanna hit me in the face with a claw hammer? YEA DO IT DO IT. Fuck me and smash my face! Chicks could probably burn me with an iron mid fuck if they wanted. Electrocute me and punch me in the dick. As long as it gave me a good story to tell my buddies I’d be cool with it. Convince myself I’m a porn star giving some chick her 50 Shades of Grey fantasy as she puts my dick in a blender and clothespins on my nipples.

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[danthepoetman]

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Natina, I was pretty depressed today, but you just pretty much change all of that. You made my day!

[martin48]

Interesting objects on x-rays
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/81675600

Enjoy!

[youngblood61]

That is sick.:werd:

[GroobySteven]

This story seems a little fishy to me.

[Jericho]

An Australian from New Zealand?
Bet the Ockers love that one! :shrug

[francisfkudrow]

The Mighty Boosh | Series Three - EELS - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwcF6ea2PMQ)

[danthepoetman]

Interesting objects on x-rays
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/81675600

Enjoy!
Some of these are terrible, Martin. You wander in which circumstances something like this might have happened...

[Ecstatic]

April Dawn Peters, 31, of 2194 Grandview Way, in Cosby, as arrested Sept. 19, at 10:30 p.m., and charged with aggravated assault after she allegedly hit a man on his head at least five times with a hammer that she was having sex with

She was having sex with a hammer? And she hit a man on the head with the hammer while she was having sex with it?

Reminds me of Groucho's famous comment, "Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know"

[BiBoyinBeantown]

At first I was going to call "shenanigans" on the eel story, because it sounds (to my ears, anyway) a lot like the famous but untrue urban legend about a well-known actor (or newscaster, for those from Philadelphia) having a gerbil removed from his bum. But googling for "eel rectal foreign body" comes up with this case cited in a medical journal:

Surgery. 2004 Jan;135(1):110-1.
Traumatic rectal perforation by an eel.
Lo SF, Wong SH, Leung LS, Law IC, Chun Yip AW.
http://csrp.hku.hk/files/1037_3960_1067.pdf (PDF document, WARNING: graphic photos, Not Safe For Lunch)

[robertlouis]

An Australian from New Zealand?
Bet the Ockers love that one! :shrug

Same thought occurred to me, Jericho.

That old 'Merkin geography virus strikes again!

[natina]

ya really been havin a good time with this one havn't ya?

[top4bigbutt]

australian man goes to hospital to get an eel removed from his ass (http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/m/random-thoughts/australian-man-goes-to-hospital-to-get-an-eel-removed-from-his-ass/)

by kfc posted september 24th, 2012 at 4:10 pm
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huff po (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/24/eel-removed-from-mans-bottom_n_1909231.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news) - talk about being saved at the eel-eventh hour. A man in auckland, new zealand had a rather embarrassing emergency last week when he had to ask doctors to remove an eel from his bottom. (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10835890) an auckland city hospital spokesperson did not immediately respond to a request for comment from the huffington post. But matt rogers, spokesman for auckland district health board, confirmed (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10835890) that a man was treated for the condition at ach. “in response to a direct query from the herald on sunday, we can confirm that an adult male presented at auckland city hospital this week with an eel inside him,” rogers said. “no further comment will be made out of respect for the patient’s right to privacy.” it’s unclear how the eel got inside the man, but the patient was treated successfully and released.
thats gotta be the most humbling moment in the history of the world, no? I mean if i had an eel in my asshole i’d probably just kill myself on the spot. I’d absolutely rather be dead than go to a hospital and be like “hey doc i got an eel up my ass.” how does an eel even get inside an asshole? I’m just thinking about how hard it is to fuck with whiskey dick and i can’t envision an scenario in which an eel can get all up in someone’s ass. Thats either the stiffest eel or the widest butt of all time. Like belladonna wide.

maybe he just wanted to eat the damn thing, but he made a mistake intead of his mouth he used his asshole

[flabbybody]

brings to mind the Richard Gere hamster legend

[danthepoetman]

brings to mind the Richard Gere hamster legend
What's the Richard Gere hamster legend, Flabbyboy? Does that have anything similar to the South Park Mr Slave hamster episode??
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[GroobyKrissy]

That bites.

[JenniferParisHusband]

The remaining members of Led Zeppelin all have confirmed that they were not in the country at the time of the eel incident.

[robertlouis]

What about the poor eel? The guy told it he was just going to slip into something more comfortable and then, BAM, darkness and farts.....

And the other thought of course is that the Kiwis have finally run out of sheep...