Names Or Phrases That Make You Snicker [Archive] - HungAngels

Dino Velvet

11-16-2012, 07:48 PM

Saw a big boobed Latin lady on the news named Annette Arreola.

Amanda Burden is another one on the news. Her poor father must have been rejected by women as they considerately told him, "Sorry but I don't want to be a Burden." Her own mother didn't mind being a Burden and she'll always be some fella's Burden until he makes an honest woman out of her.

Dino Velvet

11-16-2012, 07:55 PM

The phrase "In Ernest" gets me too. Vern must be some top.

http://thefutileresistance.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/ernest.jpg?w=250&h=299
"Know what ah mean?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXy_MlyLAFI

danthepoetman

11-16-2012, 08:11 PM

"Here I come to save the day!"
Theme Song to Mighty Mouse - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdIev12fCPs)

danthepoetman

11-16-2012, 08:16 PM

I’ll never understand how it is that Lois Lane can’t differentiate between Superman and Clark Kent, just because he’s wearing eye glasses… What a fucking bimbo this girl is! And the poor guy must have felt like such a looser! But hey! he is Superman.

“This is a job for Superman!”

danthepoetman

11-16-2012, 08:22 PM

"I give the orders!" or
“I’m the one who gives orders around here!”

danthepoetman

11-16-2012, 08:27 PM

What about the old:
"Boom! Straight to the moon!"

danthepoetman

11-16-2012, 08:29 PM

....

danthepoetman

11-16-2012, 08:30 PM

Or the worst of them all, in some situations:
"Have a nice day!"

bimale69

11-16-2012, 09:06 PM

"Its not just a job....its a fucking adventure!!"

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!?"

Prospero

11-16-2012, 09:28 PM

Think outside the box
go with the flow
and all those business cool california phrases

RallyCola

11-16-2012, 09:56 PM

...it's in the last place you look

it's always darkest before the dawn

c u next tuesday (just say cunt)

and while not a phrase, any porn star that uses the name coxx or any derivation because they are an unoriginal cunt

Dino Velvet

11-16-2012, 11:30 PM

Think outside the box
go with the flow
and all those business cool california phrases

For sure, for sure. I agree. Totally radical.

Anybody referring to themselves as "Thinking outside of the box" confuses me. I ask, "What's a box?"

I had a sales job in this gym. My manager was a little Cheeseball from the Bay Area who had the worst catch phrases. He'd hard sell them to people desperately hoping they'd catch on. When he was trying to close a sale sometimes he would say, "If you kick it down I will dial it in." What kinda douchebag saying is that?

robertlouis

11-17-2012, 06:06 AM

Think outside the box
go with the flow
and all those business cool california phrases

Yep. Anyone in business must have had a shot at bullshit bingo. Remember being in a board meeting a few years back when there were eleven of us in the room and we realised as time went on that the ONLY person in the room who wasn't playing was the CEO. Tricky.

Still we ran it up the flagpole to see who saluted.....:hide-1:

francisfkudrow

11-17-2012, 08:50 AM

A coworker of mine begins every 5th sentence or so with "that having been said..."

Stavros

11-17-2012, 02:02 PM

I realised once, a few years ago that I was not in the zone when I was asked in a meeting if we were all on the same page. We were expected to be on message all the time and not be out to lunch, unless of course it was lunchtime, although such was the pressure of work people ate on the go. We had been discussing whether or not to move our office from Back Passage, near Smithfield Market in London, to Swallow Passage, closer to Parliament. In the end we went for more fashionable Islington, and an address on Cumming Street. Ah how I miss that team! The marketing manager was from Cockplay in Northumberland, his assistant was from Golden Balls, near Oxford. The distribution manager was from Titty Hill near Chichester, and there was a time when I stayed at her home on 4 Corfe Close, I won't be doing that again. Just the other day I was asked to complete a mail shot to an address in Butt Hole Road, in Doncaster. Frankly I am sick of this business, and am looking for new openings. Can anyone help?

Jericho

11-17-2012, 02:13 PM

Leave it to beaver! :shrug

BeardedOne

11-17-2012, 09:04 PM

What it is, is...

RallyCola

11-17-2012, 10:42 PM

wa ha-happen was...

stop trying to be cool and speak in ebonics

Quiet Reflections

11-17-2012, 11:08 PM

Dick Armeys' name always made me laugh

danthepoetman

11-18-2012, 12:40 AM

To push the envelope...

Dino Velvet

11-18-2012, 12:40 AM

Dick Armeys' name always made me laugh

Always thought Dick Armey should hang out with Barney Frank.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.politicsdaily.com/media/2010/10/dick-armey-427jc102010.jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WAi2txkagVM/SRzYvfK4q7I/AAAAAAAAD_I/8X-23JZ8ZDI/s400/barney_frank_gay.jpg

danthepoetman

11-18-2012, 12:59 AM

Always thought Dick Armey should hang out with Barney Frank.

I always thought Paris Hilton should marry Tokyo Hotel; would be a great corporative decision...

PeePeeLover

11-18-2012, 05:17 AM

I hate "take it with a grain of salt" and "hindsight is 20/20"

Funny name is Olivia Wilde's real name...Olivia Cockburn. If she ever went into porn she would be the only one to change her name back to her birth name.

Niccolo

11-18-2012, 06:09 AM

In the movie The Eiger Sanction, Clint Eastwood has been wronged, and he's asked what he's going to do about it.

"Something massive."

Lovecox

11-19-2012, 12:12 AM

The expression "willy-nilly" always makes me laugh. 'He did it all willy-nilly.'

The word "jejune" is funny to me for some reason.

danthepoetman

11-19-2012, 12:27 AM

No can do.

danthepoetman

11-19-2012, 04:05 AM

Anyone who calls you "chief"...

Dino Velvet

11-19-2012, 04:23 AM

Anyone who calls you "chief"...

I give him a head nod then say, "What's the good word?"

Rusty Eldora

11-19-2012, 04:46 AM

The abbreviation for our local power company is PSE, each month writing the check I think Porn Star Experience

Quiet Reflections

11-19-2012, 08:31 AM

Always thought Dick Armey should hang out with Barney Frank.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.politicsdaily.com/media/2010/10/dick-armey-427jc102010.jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WAi2txkagVM/SRzYvfK4q7I/AAAAAAAAD_I/8X-23JZ8ZDI/s400/barney_frank_gay.jpg
They could hang out in a cockpit

francisfkudrow

11-19-2012, 07:55 PM

The abbreviation for our local power company is PSE, each month writing the check I think Porn Star Experience

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/63487

danthepoetman

11-20-2012, 06:14 AM

"Time is of the essence"... :rolleyes:

cycleman

11-20-2012, 10:52 AM

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv6xk9wPMz1qctkcl.jpg

Rolando

11-20-2012, 06:04 PM

not being racial here, but a lot of black guys say "ya know what I'm sayin?" at least every other word. And "I'm a Christian" what the fuck does that mean? is it because they THINK they're better than a buddist or a hindu or any other "religion". Christians were some of the cruelest people that ever lived. ME? I just don't give a fuck.

Dino Velvet

11-20-2012, 06:22 PM

"Boxing out deep in the paint" just sounds so wrong. Charles Barkley was as good as grabbing his ankles as he was at rebounds.

danthepoetman

11-20-2012, 08:21 PM

"Suck a bag of dicks"?
Louis CK. Delirious.
Louis CK Suck a Bag of Dicks - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT7xc_XqYO8)

danthepoetman

11-22-2012, 06:12 AM

"What can I do you for?"

broncofan

11-22-2012, 06:23 AM

When you ask someone how something was and they say it was "uneventful". You might be asking about an interval of time as long as an entire summer and they say it's uneventful.

I almost feel like saying, well then what was the point, you could have been in a coma for three months and you'd have the same thing to say. Of course I know why they say it's uneventful, but it's just a little bit depressing that we answer questions like that.

danthepoetman

11-22-2012, 06:59 AM

"Get out of here!" as an expression of surprise...

broncofan

11-22-2012, 07:19 AM

danthepoetman

11-22-2012, 08:16 AM

"That really sticks in my craw". I've heard this in movies. I always thought if someone said that to me, I'd say what the fuck is your craw? What exactly is stuck in it, where is it and do you have any plan to get it unstuck?
LOL!
Probably the best one so far...
:dead-1:

You know, one thing that really gets on my nerves is the constant appeal to "Call now!!" from all those tv ads. In a 30 seconds commercial they can repeat it 6 or 7 times.
Call now!!

LibertyHarkness

11-22-2012, 02:35 PM

this is the best phrase for me :)

Come on you Nazi Mugs Lets fucking have it ...

Cockney vs Zombies - Nazi Mugs - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwlLfhxbEBc)

Prospero

11-22-2012, 03:32 PM

Are you getting paid to promote this movie Liberty? lol

Dino Velvet

11-22-2012, 07:48 PM

"That really sticks in my craw". I've heard this in movies. I always thought if someone said that to me, I'd say what the fuck is your craw? What exactly is stuck in it, where is it and do you have any plan to get it unstuck?

I got family in West Texas that says stuff like that and "Yer gettin' mah dandruff up!"

I have no idea what craw is either.

Here's something.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/craw
World English Dictionary

craw (krɔː) — n 1. a less common word for crop (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/crop)

2. the stomach of an animal

3. informal stick in one's craw , stick in one's throat to be difficult, or against one's conscience, for one to accept, utter, or believe

[C14: related to Middle High German krage, Middle Dutch crāghe neck, Icelandic kragi collar]

broncofan

11-22-2012, 08:05 PM

I got family in West Texas that says stuff like that and "Yer gettin' mah dandruff up!"

I have no idea what craw is either.

Here's something.
Yeah the movie I heard it in was a Western and Robert Duvall said it. I'm glad it's the stomach! The dandruff one is good; I haven't heard it but I like it.

Dino Velvet

11-22-2012, 08:07 PM

Yeah the movie I heard it in was a Western and Robert Duvall said it. I'm glad it's the stomach! The dandruff one is good; I haven't heard it but I like it.

Have a cousin that describes a good looking gal as "Hotter than a can o' biscuits!"

GrimFusion

11-23-2012, 07:11 AM

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum.”

I'm here to chew bubblegum... - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso)

Quiet Reflections

11-23-2012, 08:16 AM

I got family in West Texas that says stuff like that and "Yer gettin' mah dandruff up!"

I have no idea what craw is either.

Here's something.
It is actually Dander and not dandruff but those accents can be quite thick

Dino Velvet

11-23-2012, 06:34 PM

It is actually Dander and not dandruff but those accents can be quite thick

I know. More fun when it's dandruff. Plenty of it collects in their Yosemite Sam mustache when they holler.

My uncle used to say to me as a child, "I'm o' cut yer ears off!" My grandfather would said to me, "Я отрежу тебе голову!" which is pretty much same difference except the incision is at the neck.

danthepoetman

11-25-2012, 12:40 AM

The only people I can stand constantly saying "like" in any sentence, are beautiful girls. For the rest, it's bringing violent feeling of annoyance out of me...

nysprod

11-25-2012, 02:20 AM

"Christiandoesthemall"...the guy does porn, right? So what does he do at the mall, and which mall is he talking about?

Dino Velvet

11-29-2012, 06:19 PM

Why, in the crime of manslaughter, did someone have to name it something that's spelled like man's laughter? Fella musta had a dark sense of humor and maybe a few notches in his own belt.

Darkseid

11-29-2012, 07:19 PM

Bandersnatch

Stavros

11-29-2012, 08:55 PM

Dino you might like a few minutes with J Peasmold Gruntfuttock...

J Peasmold Gruntfuttock - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAr-4OKbUSo)

Dino Velvet

11-30-2012, 03:25 AM

Dino you might like a few minutes with J Peasmold Gruntfuttock...

J Peasmold Gruntfuttock - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAr-4OKbUSo)

Funny stuff. Not enough sex and violence on the telly, eh? Thanks.