Strange or weird things

[tommy001]

Any TS escorts or ts girls had any strange or weird things happen to them when escorting or going on a date? Someone like client having a heart attack, not living up to expectations. Just any weird or interesting things would be great to hear and share.

[LibertyHarkness]

had a guy talk in rhyme once .. rather strange to say the least

[tommy001]

had a guy talk in rhyme once .. rather strange to say the least

Like talking in poetry style all the time? That's weird. You're leading the list so far

[MdR Dave]

had a guy talk in rhyme once .. rather strange to say the least

Iambic pentameter? Please say it was iambic pentameter!

[tommy001]

changing the subject slightly, i heard a guy in a shop not long ago who had Tourette's disorder. I didn't know what was happening. Felt sorry for him when someone told me what was going on.

[LibertyHarkness]

yeah he wouldnt actually speak to me like a normal person talks .. everyone was all rhyming to a rhythm rather disturbing i found, especially when he was getting close the vinegar stroke .. i had to really keep my mouth shut from laughing out

[martin48]

Iambic pentameter? Please say it was iambic pentameter!

As Shakespeare's most famous quote

× / × / × / / × × / (×)

To be or not to be, that is the question

But here it has a weak ending (final syllable is unstressed) - perhaps this guy had a weak ending too.

[martin48]

yeah he wouldnt actually speak to me like a normal person talks .. everyone was all rhyming to a rhythm rather disturbing i found, especially when he was getting close the vinegar stroke .. i had to really keep my mouth shut from laughing out

Always best to keep your mouth shut on the final strokes :)

[Prospero]

The potential from Liberty's story is immense.
wonder if did this in his everyday life.

Like in the greengrocers or the butchers.

[Stavros]

It isn't strange to talk in rhyme
but might be if it's all in mime:
arms outstretched, the wafted hand
could lead one to misunderstand
the message that is put across
which passes by at each one's loss.
Thus forwarned, the trembling tongue
may lisp the words to say hung
angels do fear not to tread
when rhyming couplets are ever read.

[MdR Dave]

That shuffling sound you hear is hats being doffed "round the world.

Stavros just won the Internet.

[Stavros]

Thanks Dave (...your cheque is in the post)...

[Dino Velvet]

I enjoy bizarre pillow talk with hookers.

[francisfkudrow]

had a guy talk in rhyme once .. rather strange to say the least

I should have one of the characters in the novel I'm writing do that. Perhaps the character that is loosely based on Marilyn Manson.

[tommy001]

had a guy talk in rhyme once .. rather strange to say the least

Give us a few lines to we hear what it was like? Did he dress strange too?

Maybe his magnetic flux in the brain was not working as it should lol

[Dino Velvet]

Liberty rang his bell and off the bed he fell.

[tommy001]

Liberty rang his bell and off the bed he fell.

This must have been named after Libby and that guy who she was talking about is John Philip Sousa who wrote this after Libby rang the bell lol
Libbys not that age, is she??

The Liberty Bell March - John Philip Sousa - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6Dd0EaEbqg)

[sukumvit boy]

Yeah, Stavros has it nailed!
But pillow talk with hookers sounds interesting!
In my experience with Thai hookers ,they're more interested in talking to their girlfriends on the cell phone. Must be my riveting personality.
Solution... invite the girlfriend(s) and make a "Thai Sandwich".