let,s talk crap

[tsadriana]

Wotever u have in ur head,post in here just talk crap ,nonsense ...feed up with this topics.....just be u say silly ,funny or shicking things ut just be you....At this moment i want to live in a junge...I want Tarzan with banana.

[RallyCola]

anne frank made jewish people proud everywhere.....she got 2 years of free rent

[tsadriana]

anne frank made jewish people proud everywhere.....she got 2 years of free rent
hahahaha i never thought ur funny ,but u are x

[Jdeere562]

How much sick is allowed here? LOL! Monkey jacking off, anyone?

masturbating monkey/ animal sex - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMLYs97-V8U)

[tsadriana]

How much sick is allowed here? LOL! Monkey jacking off, anyone?

masturbating monkey/ animal sex - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMLYs97-V8U)
And kids was watching yayyyy

[johnb]

I want Jane with a penis

[Jericho]

I want Jane with a penis


Whatever turns you on, I guess! :shrug

[Willie Escalade]

Speaking of crap... (http://ratemypoo.com/) :salad

[Jericho]

Speaking of crap... (http://ratemypoo.com/) :salad

Points for INB4 Dino! :dancing:

[noble1337]

This morning I took my dog out for a walk. The weather was alright.

[Stavros]

I discovered that Polenta rolled into little rectangles and deep-fried are quite tasty, I mean, what else can you do with Polenta anyway?

[tommy001]

I would love to try making a curry. Anyone give me a few pointers with difference in Indian and Thai? Would love to try making a tgirls recipe.

[Prospero]

I've just spent two hours with my accountant. Lovely office.

[tommy001]

I've just spent two hours with my accountant. Lovely office.

HaHa good one lol. Not unless it was a meeting with a difference???

[Prospero]

No it wasn't. There were a lot of people in suits this morning in the City of London.

[RallyCola]

if donald trump was a one-legged pirate, what would he be?


shit on a stick

[LibertyHarkness]

i once took a bath in a hotel room when i was with sammi valentine ...she then came into bathroom sat on toilet next to me, and proceeded to curl off a turd lol

[RallyCola]

when i fart, i often blame it on my dog

[Dino Velvet]

When the dog farts and it's bad enough I raise my hand trying to take the credit for it stealing the canine's thunder. Had an Akita that loved beer, milk, and eggs.

[RallyCola]

if i could, i'd fuck betty white

[GrimFusion]

Who batter-dipped my hobgoblin?
It may be baby gravy.

I think I might be too high.

[Dino Velvet]

if i could, i'd fuck betty white

Got a time machine?

[RallyCola]

http://www.badideatshirts.com/Assets/ProductImages/PS_0274_PEN_HUGE_BLUE_RK.jpg

[RallyCola]

Got a time machine?


no...i mean right now. all 113 years of her. i might need a lot of lube because her pussy is made of dust, but i'd fuck her grandpa style

[martin48]

A contribution from http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo

Consensuses of absurdity

The primary theme of McElwaine’s[1] (http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/#fn1) analysis of Lyotardist narrative is not, in fact, narrative, but postnarrative. Marx uses the term ‘capitalist dematerialism’ to denote the economy, and some would say the rubicon, of substructuralist sexuality. Therefore, if Lyotardist narrative holds, the works of Burroughs are modernistic.
“Class is part of the genre of culture,” says Baudrillard; however, according to Humphrey[2] (http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/#fn2) , it is not so much class that is part of the genre of culture, but rather the rubicon, and subsequent absurdity, of class. Several theories concerning the common ground between sexual identity and class exist. In a sense, Tilton[3] (http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/#fn3) states that we have to choose between the neocapitalist paradigm of expression and dialectic deconstruction.
In Junky, Burroughs affirms Marxist capitalism; in Port of Saints, although, he reiterates the neocapitalist paradigm of expression. It could be said that Derrida’s critique of submodern sublimation implies that sexuality serves to exploit the proletariat.
A number of narratives concerning the constructivist paradigm of consensus may be found. In a sense, Bataille uses the term ‘Lyotardist narrative’ to denote a self-fulfilling reality.
Foucault promotes the use of the neocapitalist paradigm of expression to attack the status quo. It could be said that precultural socialism suggests that society, perhaps ironically, has intrinsic meaning.
If Lyotardist narrative holds, the works of Burroughs are postmodern. In a sense, the main theme of the works of Burroughs is the role of the participant as poet.

[Dino Velvet]

no...i mean right now. all 113 years of her. i might need a lot of lube because her pussy is made of dust, but i'd fuck her grandpa style

How you find the slot on a gal that old? Other folds of skin opening and separating all going to nowhere.

Raquel Welch might be freaky at her age. If I'm climbing on a GILF, it's her. She might love sucking cock like nobody's business.

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/4305/myg2001.26b/0_43493_d540ea2_XL.jpg

[francisfkudrow]

I was at a bar recently, and a young lady told me that I look like the guy from Breaking Bad. I sincerely hope she didn't mean the main guy. I'm not THAT old.

[Dino Velvet]

I was at a bar recently, and a young lady told me that I look like the guy from Breaking Bad. I sincerely hope she didn't mean the main guy. I'm not THAT old.

No mention of Heisenberg?

http://www.deviantart.com/download/326555581/heisenberg_by_majoh-d5ef7wd.jpg

[danthepoetman]

How you find the slot on a gal that old? Other folds of skin opening and separating all going to nowhere.

Raquel Welch might be freaky at her age. If I'm climbing on a GILF, it's her. She might love sucking cock like nobody's business.

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/4305/myg2001.26b/0_43493_d540ea2_XL.jpg
God, she's still hot!! And she's a small, petite woman, I think; something like 5 feet tall. I mean, look at her! How old can she be? She was a sex symbol in the 60s, beginning of the 70s: 40 years ago!!!! HOT! HAWT!!

[francisfkudrow]

No mention of Heisenberg?

http://www.deviantart.com/download/326555581/heisenberg_by_majoh-d5ef7wd.jpg

Oh crap... In this depiction at least, I do kind of look like him.

[Stavros]

How you find the slot on a gal that old? Other folds of skin opening and separating all going to nowhere.
http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/4305/myg2001.26b/0_43493_d540ea2_XL.jpg

The day you will know that you are TOO old for sex is the day you can't find the slot, as you so daintily put it...how hard should it be?

PS Raquel Welch if officially 5 foot 6.

[LibertyHarkness]

hmmm ok random shit ...

who here has stretched their ball sack skin over the face like a giant membrane and then blown giant air bubbles into it .. like a scene out of the Blob?

[danthepoetman]

When I was drinking lots of beer I was a pro farter, but nothing that extreme. Now that I drink scotch only, I’m too distinguished and snob… ;)

[Jericho]

When I was drinking lots of beer I was a pro farter, but nothing that extreme. Now that I drink scotch only, I’m too distinguished and snob… ;)


Pah...Snobs still fart.
It's just that they're so high pitched, only dogs can hear them! :shrug

[danthepoetman]

Pah...Snobs still fart.
It's just that they're so high pitched, only dogs can hear them! :shrug
Well, it could indeed explain some spontaneous combustion phenomenon around me, or people sometimes running away for no good reason…

[RallyCola]

what's the best part of dating an obese chick.

she is so desperate for attention, all you have to do is find a fold and fuck it

[Prospero]

I went to the bathroom about 12 times today. Urrrghhh

[mimiplastique]

anne frank made jewish people proud everywhere.....she got 2 years of free rent


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA i am here dying

[mimiplastique]

Well my "bf" and his best friend and i are going to see two different movies today .... is it sad id rather be in the movie theater with his friend ????? 0.o

[bimale69]

Pah...Snobs still fart.
It's just that they're so high pitched, only dogs can hear them! :shrug

Until someone rams a boot right up the snob's ass.

[Dino Velvet]

I went to the bathroom about 12 times today. Urrrghhh

You go to that Indian restaurant again? Spicy on the way out too? When it stops burning it's time for more Vindaloo.

[ImmerGeil]

I dreamed about my colleague at work who has got a feminine face and in my dream he made a real transition to a beautiful girl.Ín my dream i fucked her at my workplace.

He isn't a real femboy but with lots of surgeries and hormones he would be a hottie everyone of Ha would :jerkoff to.

[Dino Velvet]

Oh crap... In this depiction at least, I do kind of look like him.

I get Vic Mackey from The Shield all the time.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gDjn7C0YoyU/TU6sJBuZIoI/AAAAAAAAADc/B-EUc0oxMnc/s1600/TheShieldVicMackey.jpg