Corny Pick Up Lines

[RallyCola]

let's hear them

I got more wood than Home Depot

[GrimFusion]

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

[Cecil Rhodes]

if i said you have a nice shecock would you put it inside of me ?

[GrimFusion]

Roses are red, ivy grows twisted.
Bend over, bitch. You're about to get fisted.

[danthepoetman]

What have you been eating baby to be so lovely?

-Did it hurt?
-What?
-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, baby?

[GrimFusion]

Your parents must be retarded because you are so special.

[GrimFusion]

Hey, you're cute. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[Chaos]

There are NON-cheesy pick up lines?

[LibertyHarkness]

are you on hormones .

[Chaos]

One only Libby and people who know Warhammer 40K will get...
Can I put my Ultramarine in your Worldeater?

[LibertyHarkness]

lol chaos ...

[Chaos]

What can I say? I'm a WH40K geek!
Blood and Souls for Khorne!!

May I plant the Emperors Seed in your Genestealer?
(that would end so horrifically in the literal sense)

[RallyCola]

hey baby, youtube myspace and i'll google your yahoo

[LibertyHarkness]

chaos ...... "blood for the blood god"

[RallyCola]

hey baby, i'd show it to you but its tucked into my shoe

[AlwaysAda]

"Hey, I just met you.. and this is crazy.. so here's my number .. so call me maybe?"

[RallyCola]

"Hey, I just met you.. and this is crazy.. so here's my number .. so call me maybe?"

lol!!!

[hunster]

Wanna go out in my truck and drink beer and f^^K?

whats the matter , you don't like beer?


you don't like my truck?

I know there's nothing wrong with me !

[danthepoetman]

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
What's a Nice Kid Like You Doing in a Place Like This? - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyFSHggHZME)
What's a Nice Girl Like You Doing in a Place Like This - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWs1SM0xYiI)

[danthepoetman]

Bbbbaby, you ain't seen nononothing yet!
Bachman Turner Overdrive - You Aint Seen Nothing Yet - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7miRCLeFSJo)

[bearfactz]

Do you like diamonds ?


Suck this, it's a gem.

[RallyCola]

to channel and overlooked movie....

baby, i'm here to fuck ass and chew bubble gum....and i'm all outta bubblegum"

[francisfkudrow]

I've always been a fan of "If I told you you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" but I've never had the cojones to use it in the field.

[RallyCola]

hey baby....you into the environment? well come over here and hug my tree

[Wendy Summers]

"What part of 'I wanna fuck' did you miss?"

[Wendy Summers]

hey baby....you into the environment? well come over here and hug my tree


Answer:
"Looks like someone took it to the lumber mill - all I see is a toothpick."

[Wendy Summers]

to channel and overlooked movie....

baby, i'm here to fuck ass and chew bubble gum....and i'm all outta bubblegum"

Answer: "So you're ready to go fuck yourself are ya?"

[Wendy Summers]

Do you like diamonds ?


Suck this, it's a gem.

Answer: "Looks flawed to me"

[Wendy Summers]

Bbbbaby, you ain't seen nononothing yet!
Bachman Turner Overdrive - You Aint Seen Nothing Yet - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7miRCLeFSJo)

Answer: "Dunno, I'm looking at you"

[SammiValentine]

Answer:
"Looks like someone took it to the lumber mill - all I see is a toothpick."


I would reply, leaf me alone :)

[Wendy Summers]

I would reply, leaf me alone :)

If you're trying to be flirty it's a good response, but generally speaking I need to see wit in a pickup line for it to work on me.

[SammiValentine]

If you're trying to be flirty it's a good response, but generally speaking I need to see wit in a pickup line for it to work on me.

flirty... haha bollacks to that as we say here! . I didnt realise pickup lines actually worked :)

[luvtrans]

Pick-up line: I want to get into your panties
Answer: Tough luck, there's one asshole there already

[Chaos]

Answer: "Looks flawed to me"

Nothing a little buffing can't fix....

[luvtrans]

Honey, we're a perfect match.
Yeah, your face and my ass

[luvtrans]

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilised

[Wendy Summers]

Nothing a little buffing can't fix....

Answer: "You can't polish a turd"

[Chaos]

Answer: "You can't polish a turd"

That's just a chocolate coating..... :D

[talldudeil]

Hun do you like pearl necklaces? I have one ready in my pants

[talldudeil]

I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

[talldudeil]

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

[talldudeil]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

[talldudeil]

It's midnight I'm drunk, wana fuck?

[Wendy Summers]

Hun do you like pearl necklaces? I have one ready in my pants

Sorry diamonds are a girl's best friend.

[mikelpo]

get ya coat love you've pulled

[mikelpo]

me; i could have any girl in this room

girl; oh how's that then?

me; cos i'm a rapist

[RallyCola]

girl, let's go back to my place. i'll fuck you so hard, the police will cum 3 times

[danthepoetman]

I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Actually, this is not that bad. Not to be used in a bar at 2 am, but not that bad at all…

[RallyCola]

Actually, this is not that bad. Not to be used in a bar at 2 am, but not that bad at all…


how about this at 2am.....

hey babe, its 2am and you are still here. i'll throw you a pity fuck if you pay for the room

[Chaos]

me; i could have any girl in this room

girl; oh how's that then?

me; cos i'm a rapist

It's CORNY pick up lines.....not lines likely to get you maced and beaten to death

[Chaos]

Actually, this is not that bad. Not to be used in a bar at 2 am, but not that bad at all…

Nevermind that he wants her to give birth to him and wants to die on her....
Implied incest and a corpse on top of her.....what woman wouldn't LOVE that? :D

[danthepoetman]

LOL!
Well, not sure the lady would want such a tight, rational analysis, Chaos… :)

[BiBoyinBeantown]

"Nice boots, wanna fuck?"

[Cecil Rhodes]

My mother is Welsh and my father is Hungarian so that would make me Wel-Hung .

[rockabilly]

Nice shoes , wanna Fuck?

[Cecil Rhodes]

Your Face, Your Ass ,,,,, What's the difference ?

[martin48]

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money now?

[BiBoyinBeantown]

my father is Hungarian

"Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy?"

[pnsmcgraw]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice. Nice to meet you.

[RallyCola]

hey baby, you like french food? well BONE apetit (as you thrust your pelvis at her)

[Jenni S]

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

Zapp Brannigan update of vintage no-chancer.

[Los Angeles resident]

"So what's a girl like you doing in a place like this?"

[tommy001]

My mother is Welsh and my father is Hungarian so that would make me Wel-Hung .

HaHa that's a good one

[tommy001]

I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

But you didn't know she was cross eyed, you ran down her back and dripped off her ass cheek

[RallyCola]

walk up to a girl, spit on her clothes and say "hey baby...let's go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes"

[RallyCola]

a two-fer for the GPS-less girls


1) Hey babe, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
2) Hey babe, Are you new in town? Here are directions to my cock.