Sign You're Getting Old

[Jericho]

You're doing a red hot tranny ,doggy.

You're in the 'zone', giving it yer all.
Grabbing her hair, gripping her throat...
You can hear that flesh slapping against flesh...Then you realize, that's your stomach, slapping against her back!

Hitting the gym tomorrow! :hide-1:

[tommy001]

Been happing to me for years and that's me only masturbating lol

[tsadriana]

You're doing a red hot tranny ,doggy.

You're in the 'zone', giving it yer all.
Grabbing her hair, gripping her throat...
You can hear that flesh slapping against flesh...Then you realize, that's your stomach, slapping against her back!

Hitting the gym tomorrow! :hide-1:
Signs of a big belly there?:mad:

[Dino Velvet]

When I tore my left deltoid a few months ago I realized I wasn't 25 anymore. Dad-Gum Hammer Strength Tricep Pushdown Do-Hickey Thing-A-Ma-Jig!

http://www.profitnessusa.com/public/images/gallery/2010-073386081EABD7E.jpg

[MdR Dave]

Ouch! Take it easy, Jericho, and take it slow. Don't try to reclaim all the colonies in one day.

Ease into it so you don't get sore, frustrated and sick of it. 30 minutes of cardio a day is a good start, but if you make 15-20 on the first few days you're doing well. If you have time in your day, work up to an hour or so. But go slow at first, and use a machine that doesn't stress your joints too much. I like the elliptical/orbital type- I've spent enough time pounding pavement in my life, so treadmills can go fuck themselves.

When you start with weights again go easy there, too- light loads, full extensions and one set of 8-12 reps to get your muscles working, stretched and tone. If you want to develop mass start that in a few months.

The iPod is your friend- the music helps. And hit a posh gym if possible, one with more lasses in yoga pants and fewer old Russian guys smacking each other with tree branches.

Good luck, chin(s) up and let us know how it goes.

[Jericho]

Signs of a big belly there?:mad:

I know.
Bad sign when you're only 10:5!:hide-1:

[tsadriana]

I know.
Bad sign when you're only 10:5!:hide-1:
It,s fine as long as it keep me warm for winter:mad:

[Dino Velvet]

The iPod is your friend- the music helps. And hit a posh gym if possible, one with more lasses in yoga pants and fewer old Russian guys smacking each other with tree branches.

That's the plan. My gym is full of UCLA little chickies to stare at. Seeing all that tender, young flesh gives me the strength of a deranged retard. UUUUUUUURRRRRRGH!!!!:pumped:

[Jericho]

Ouch! Take it easy, Jericho, and take it slow. Don't try to reclaim all the colonies in one day.


Oh, i know.
I'm, 50, 5.9 and 10.5
Can still run 10k without too many problems, haven't put weight on, but this belly has come from fukkin nowhere!

[Jericho]

It,s fine as long as it keep me warm for winter:mad:
Oh yah, I'd wrap you up and keep you warm for winter! ;-)

[tsadriana]

Oh yah, I'd wrap you up and keep you warm for winter! ;-)
i know u do.x:mad:

[danthepoetman]

Signs? I used to be able to have sex literally for as long as I wanted, all the way up for my partner to beg for mercy. Today well… first I have to be done digesting, not too drunk, no strong perfume around, not preoccupied, etc., to last half an hour. Shame! My knees sometimes give up. My body aches when it rains. I have high blood pressure, a funny heart, herniated disks, I’m balding, more and more short sited, digestion problems, my God! soon I’ll entertain people with my health problems exactly like some elderly people…
Jericho, I wish I was still just into signs!
I’m used up! too many excesses. I’m like old Ozzie Osborne. But I’m not quitting. I’ll ride it up to the bitter end with a contemptuous grimace on my face. It’s been pretty much fun so far, I won’t let it spoil, should I have to die in the gutter mouth open…

[Kevin Dong]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZvKERIKT8eI

[sz1122]

you die

[tommy001]

you die

I nearly died myself when i seen i have some grey pubic hairs!

[Dino Velvet]

Signs? I used to be able to have sex literally for as long as I wanted, all the way up for my partner to beg for mercy. Today well… first I have to be done digesting, not too drunk, no strong perfume around, not preoccupied, etc., to last half an hour. Shame! My knees sometimes give up. My body aches when it rains. I have high blood pressure, a funny heart, herniated disks, I’m balding, more and more short sited, digestion problems, my God! soon I’ll entertain people with my health problems exactly like some elderly people…
Jericho, I wish I was still just into signs!
I’m used up! too many excesses. I’m like old Ozzie Osborne. But I’m not quitting. I’ll ride it up to the bitter end with a contemptuous grimace on my face. It’s been pretty much fun so far, I won’t let it spoil, should I have to die in the gutter mouth open…

Never quit, Dan. The day you give up, you're done. There's plenty of passion and fight in you. I know you a little.

I almost quit on myself about 18 months ago. My body launched a mutiny against my mind, crushed any doubt, and now I am better, stronger, faster, and healthier. I never asked for a pat on the back just the same as I turned away sympathy.

Seize the day!

[Prospero]

when I broke my walking stick I realised I wasn't 94 anymore

[RallyCola]

the day i realized i was getting old (i'm 34) was when i noticed a pattern of my falling asleep right after sex. somewhere about 28 or so. it isn't a real sign of age per se but when i was 18-19 or even 25...i'd cum then quickly recuperate for round 2. now, its cum and collapse into a deep coma like slumber

[nycguy1]

the day when i lied down in bed one night at age 30 and rubbed my eyes and the skin around it wouldn't bounce back. it eased back into place slowly. the collagen production had dropped. i still get good powerful erections and cumshots at 36 but i know this is my tail-end. i will be on viagra in about a half decade or so. also white facial and chest hairs. still have black pubes. worst thing about aging so far has been the lack of recovering quickly after working out, and that i feel a lot more pain physically when i walk or stand for a long time. i have been going to the gym working out hard since 15. something had to give. as long as i can eat my donuts and watch porn, i will be happy. that's all that matters to me.

[Stavros]

You will know that you are getting old when sex takes a month of careful preparation...

[robertlouis]

You will know that you are getting old when sex takes a month of careful preparation...

.....by which time you've entirely forgotten what it is that you intended to do in the first place.

[MdR Dave]

Too old to fucks with them both if you can't discern an emo from a goth.

[danthepoetman]

Too old to fucks with them both if you can't discern an emo from a goth.
You were shoked by this one, Dave! A few google pics... Goth first, than emo.

[youngblood61]

when you can't remember were you put stuff keys, cell phone etc.:)

[RallyCola]

isn't age funny....when you are born, you eat mushy food and pee yourself. then you age, chew solid foods and cum on yourself. when you get old, its back to mushy foods and pee!

[GrimFusion]

When I overhear a kid say "Dreamcast is so retro" and all I can do is grunt in disbelief, I know I'm getting old.

[RallyCola]

When I overhear a kid say "Dreamcast is so retro" and all I can do is grunt in disbelief, I know I'm getting old.

dreamcast? how about my 18 yr old niece never heard of the 3DO.

[Cecil Rhodes]

you started telling the damn kids to get off of your lawn .

[GrimFusion]

dreamcast? how about my 18 yr old niece never heard of the 3DO.

I had the Goldstar version. I didn't think the Dreamcast was old until I thought it though. It's been near thirteen years, and that made me feel really old. You know what else makes me feel old? Hearing Nirvana on a classic rock radio station.

[danthepoetman]

My own daughter, the first time I showed her a vinyl records player, she didn't have the faintest idea how it worked. And the same thing happened once some place, where they only had a dial telephone; she looked at me as if to say: "What the fuck is this?"

[GrimFusion]

You've been eaten by a Grue.

[Chaos]

You've been eaten by a Grue in text only.

Fixed that for ya!

[GrimFusion]

Hey, Nemesis and Grand Inquisitor weren't half-bad. I spent plenty of weekends on my Commodore 64 playing Zork 1, 2, and 3 back in the day.

[Chaos]

If you've ever contracted dysentery from a computer,you might be old....
Oregon Trail anyone? :D

[Willie Escalade]

I know I'm getting old when all of my favorite musicians are dying (Rick James, Teena Marie, Teddy Pendergrass, etc...)

[Cecil Rhodes]

Driving over 62 mph on an empty Interstate Highway in a 70 mph zone is too fast .

[Cecil Rhodes]

wearing shoes with velcro straps instead of shoe laces .

[Prospero]

Judges look young

[Prospero]

When you work with people who say "Hey, do you remember The Beatles?"

[RallyCola]

I had the Goldstar version. I didn't think the Dreamcast was old until I thought it though. It's been near thirteen years, and that made me feel really old. You know what else makes me feel old? Hearing Nirvana on a classic rock radio station.


Panasonic fz-1 baby!!!

i had the dreamcast too and a saturn...i guess i was a sucker for sega. now, most kids today may know NES games because you can port them to the Wii but if you mention bonk's adventure, they look at you and ask who the fuck is bonk.

ya know you are getting old when you start a text message, decide you don't feel like typing and actually call the person

[RallyCola]

Judges look young

hey just to use my dick to spell stupid across her forehead with my cum, i wanna fuck judge judy

[danthepoetman]

When you don't get any of the net lingo?
When you can't do on a pc what everybody seem to do easily...

[robertlouis]

When you work with people who say "Hey, do you remember The Beatles?"

When you work with people so young that they don't remember the Beatles at all, but ask you if you were around when Take That started.....

[SammiValentine]

When you lose loved ones.

[robertlouis]

When you lose loved ones.

Sadly all too true. Hope you're ok sweetie. Thinking of you. x

[fred41]

I used to think I was getting old when I started to attend a lot more funerals than weddings...but you know you're really old when everyone's just waiting on you to go.

[Boomerang Man]

When your kids teachers look very young

[RallyCola]

When your kids teachers look very young

how about when your kids' teachers could have been your kids.

my niece has a 23 year old teacher in 1st grade and well, let's just say, its a good thing she is teaching children and not teenagers. they might get a little rapey

[Dino Velvet]

Hearing Nirvana on a classic rock radio station.

Good one. When you remember hearing the song when it was new now listening to it on the Oldies Station.

When people go from wearing the glasses from Terminator to the point where they wear massive wrap-around sunglasses right before they're terminated.

http://www.ecouterre.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/terminator-2-537x402.jpg

http://foodandwinehedonist.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/old-person-shades-mikejoycomedycom.jpg

[Prospero]

Sammi - that was a plaintive post. I hope it was not a recent loss. I know exactly what you mean also.

[danthepoetman]

Ditto...
Toughest part of getting old indeed. And maybe the idea of leaving loved ones behind...

[talldudeil]

I am not good as I once was but I am as good once as I ever was

[95racer]

Clearing some stuff out of my parents house and found some old 8-track tapes. They have some 78 rpm vinyls. Seeing the stuff brings good memories.

[martin48]

Oh, i know.
I'm, 50, 5.9 and 10.5
Can still run 10k without too many problems, haven't put weight on, but this belly has come from fukkin nowhere!


"At 50, everyone has the face he deserves"

George Orwell

[Prospero]

When you remember waiting anxiously for the next monthly chapter of the latest Dickens novel to appear

[robertlouis]

When Prime Ministers start to look like schoolboys....

[flabbybody]

my doctor says I'm losing muscle mass and my dentist says I got receding gums.
but I do have a lot more ear and nose hair.

when you're with your friends and the main topic of conversation is medical conditions you're probably no longer a youngster

[Prospero]

LOL... when you've got no surviving friends anymore with whom you can discuss your medical problems.

[fred41]

When you start taking Centrum Silver...instead of plain old Centrum.

[Cecil Rhodes]

Deciding on what restaurant you want to go to because they have the best variety of vegetables .

[Cecil Rhodes]

When your idea of Fine Dining is a Cafeteria .