Things You Wouldn't Tell Your Mother

[Jericho]

Gee Mom, i just jacked off to this...
http://xhamster.com/movies/1241594/zoe_fuckpuppet_sex_on_the_pool_table.html

[joelle]

Bonne partie !!

[robertlouis]

Gee Mom, i just jacked off to this...
http://xhamster.com/movies/1241594/zoe_fuckpuppet_sex_on_the_pool_table.html

Likely response would be, "And just HOW do you expect me to get cum stains out of the green baize? Well? I'm waiting....."

[MdR Dave]

I wouldn't tell my mother (or anyone in my family) where I live.

They know I'm in LA but they haven't had a street address for me since 1996.