My Freezer Is The Best Refrigerator Ever

[Dino Velvet]

I put soda in there it's like perfect. Unfortunately, if I put a Frozen Pizza in there it melts into the crust turning it into a soggy sponge. Did I mention how good the soda is?

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[Chaos]

Maybe those maggots don't like pizza?

[danthepoetman]

There's a lot of protein indeed, in there... :)

[Prospero]

Remind me NEVER to eat at your place!

[Dino Velvet]

Remind me NEVER to eat at your place!

Don't bring any food from your country either. Got a McDonald's a block away. Don't be trying to dip your fries in mayonnaise here.

french fried tators - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqTWQiTlhKQ)

[Prospero]

It's the Belgians and Dutch who specialise in chips and mayo. We use vinegar or ketchup (Catsup)

[Dino Velvet]

It's the Belgians and Dutch who specialise in chips and mayo. We use vinegar or ketchup (Catsup)

I know. For some reason your people want me to take them to McDonald's when they get here. We must do some great advertising there. If it's not McDonald's, it's KFC.

[SunshyneMonroe]

Looks better then mine :)

[GrimFusion]

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Don't ask. Just don't ask.

[Prospero]

We have both of them on just about every city corner in the UK. Both to be avoided.
Starbucks is everywhere too.

But the most popular food in the UK is Indian. Even little vlllages with no pubs often have an Indian takeaway.

[Prospero]

That is brilliant Fusion.

I once had small rat crawl into the electrics of my fridge and die. We didn't know about for ages until the lighting failed in the fridge and there began to be a bad small. The engineer took the back off and almost fell over. He refused to move the decaying dead rat out. I had to do it. Errrgghhhh We threw the fridge out.

[Dino Velvet]

We have both of them on just about every city corner in the UK. Both to be avoided.
Starbucks is everywhere too.

But the most popular food in the UK is Indian. Even little vlllages with no pubs often have an Indian takeaway.

I'm trying like heck to get into Indian Food. Been looking for some spicy Vindaloo. Ran into an Indian lady I know at the supermarket yesterday. She gave me 2 places but they were both vegetarian.

In LA, on most every corner, there's a Subway, Starbucks, and a Dispensary.

[Prospero]

Well Vindaloo is like diving in the deep end before you can swim. I'd start on something a bit milder. There is a line i heard somewhere, "Eat a vindaloo and spend the rest of the night in the loo."

My - now closed - local indian takeaway used to offer a dish they said was even hotter than Vindaloo. I asked them and they said they invented it especially for british customers who like curry so hot it hurts when they eat it.

[Dino Velvet]

Well Vindaloo is like diving in the deep end before you can swim. I'd start on something a bit milder. There is a line i heard somewhere, "Eat a vindaloo and spend the rest of the night in the loo."

My - now closed - local indian takeaway used to offer a dish they said was even hotter than Vindaloo. I asked them and they said they invented it especially for british customers who like curry so hot it hurts when they eat it.

I love hot food. Years working in restaurants the characters in the back of the house like to play "Burn The Gringo". Now I also know I'm hungry when my asshole stops burning.

I hear often that London has great Indian Food.

[Prospero]

If you eve get here I'll buy you a beer or three and take you to the best Indian restaurants in the western hemisphere.

[Dino Velvet]

If you eve get here I'll buy you a beer or three and take you to the best Indian restaurants in the western hemisphere.

You're on. I'll make it eventually.

[Jericho]

If you eve get here I'll buy you a beer or three and take you to the best Indian restaurants in the western hemisphere.


You're heading up north to Bradford?

[GrimFusion]

That is brilliant Fusion.

I once had small rat crawl into the electrics of my fridge and die. We didn't know about for ages until the lighting failed in the fridge and there began to be a bad small. The engineer took the back off and almost fell over. He refused to move the decaying dead rat out. I had to do it. Errrgghhhh We threw the fridge out.

I used to be an apartment manager and when the economy started to fall out, our property management company decided to cut move-out cleaning staff and made the office manager and the maintenance officer do it. We had a few tenants move out without notice and because we were so inundated with maintenance requests and proper move-outs, it'd be another two or three months before we would get to cleaning it out.

One of the tenants who moved out without notice was also a hoarder. Except, there wasn't a single useful thing in her place. Just a crap ton of saved fast food wrappers, plastic bags, old newspapers, and a ton of other refuse. The condition of the refrigerator in that place rivaled the image Dino posted. The door to the fridge had been left open for three months and everything was spoiled and crawling with maggots. Cockroaches and mice droppings were everywhere.

[Prospero]

Shame you don't have a picture to post of that Grim.....