H in Jesus H Christ

[caliuncut]

So... yea, anyone know what the H in Jesus H. Christ stands for?

[Willie Escalade]

Hemispherical

[leckery5]

Many scholars posit that his middle name was Henry. Recently discovered lost books of the New Testament corroborate this scholarly theory. In the newly discovered Destiminians Chapter 3 verse 2, it says "Jesus as young man went forth to the authorities to have his Uncle Henry released from the jails for cavorting with T-girls." It is widely believed that Mary bestowed her brother Henry's name upon Jesus.

[leckery5]

This story also seems to be corroborated in the newly discovered First and Second Fallopians. However it must noted that scholarly community is virtually tied over the authenticity of First and Second Fallopians.

[envivision]

Jesus Holy Christ?

[seamonkey]

Many scholars posit that his middle name was Henry...

But he usually went by Hank.

[johnb]

Hebrew

[francisfkudrow]

Herbie

[danthepoetman]

So... yea, anyone know what the H in Jesus H. Christ stands for?
Not sure what you’re referring to, Caliuncut. Are you talking about the latin INRI sign placed over the cross, which signifies “iesus nazarenus rex iudaeorum”, “Jesus of Nazareth, king of the Jews”? Or about the greek letters X and P, which are xi and ro, pronounced “Kh” and “Ro”, for “Christos”, that some christian characters carry on a "perch"? Or either, similarly, from the greek name of Jesus, iota, êta, sigma, omicron, upsilon, sigma, the second letter, êta, being represented more or less by the sign “n” in minuscules and H in capitals: IH (insous) X (xpistos)? Don’t know…
"Henry", "Hank" and "Holy" could be ok too...

[maxpower]

Hector.

[trish]

Hell-Raiser

[MdR Dave]

Hector.

Winner.

[Anubis1779]

My grandpa (RIP) always said Harold, so I'm sticking with that!

[Prospero]

Homosexual

[Willie Escalade]

Homosexual
Well he DID hang out with twelve dudes AND shunned the advances of Mary Magdeline...

[Castor_Troy05]

Hussein, given that he was Middle Eastern

[Prospero]

erm... Hitler?

[Dino Velvet]

Heineken

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t4oY2AFkthw/SA-utg7FH3I/AAAAAAAAB9g/GzX0RgB12JY/s320/jesus-and-child.jpg

[Ecstatic]

This story also seems to be corroborated in the newly discovered First and Second Fallopians. However it must noted that scholarly community is virtually tied over the authenticity of First and Second Fallopians.

Brilliant!


Not sure what you’re referring to, Caliuncut. Are you talking about the latin INRI sign placed over the cross, which signifies “iesus nazarenus rex iudaeorum”, “Jesus of Nazareth, king of the Jews”? Or about the greek letters X and P, which are xi and ro, pronounced “Kh” and “Ro”, for “Christos”, that some christian characters carry on a "perch"? Or either, similarly, from the greek name of Jesus, iota, êta, sigma, omicron, upsilon, sigma, the second letter, êta, being represented more or less by the sign “n” in minuscules and H in capitals: IH (insous) X (xpistos)? Don’t know…
"Henry", "Hank" and "Holy" could be ok too...

English, Latin, Greek...great summary.


My grandpa (RIP) always said Harold, so I'm sticking with that!

Harold be thy name (after Our Father which Art in Heaven).

(Wait, does that mean his name is Harold on Earth but Art in Heaven?)

[Stavros]

Houdini seems apprpriate.

[GrimFusion]

Jesus Hypothetically Christ for atheists.

[trish]

Jesus Hypothetically Christ for atheists.I like it.;)

[martin48]

I like it.;)


Gets my vote but the font of all knowledge (not the Bible) says otherwise


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_H._Christ

[bubbski]

Horatio. Role to be played by David Caruso.

[RallyCola]

jeebus hannity christ
http://www.nndb.com/people/432/000022366/sean-hannity.jpg

[bassman2546]

My grandpa (RIP) always said Harold, so I'm sticking with that!

I think you're right. The Lord's prayer states:

Our father who art in heaven
Harold is your name

[bassman2546]

Hypocrite. Oh wait, that's the term for all Christians, except the Christian that posts on here. He walks his walk.

[Stavros]

Jesus...Hello? Christ!

[Dino Velvet]

Horatio. Role to be played by David Caruso.

Good one. Could somebody photoshop Caruso on the cross?

He dies to pay for your shades.
http://workwithpaulsnider.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/caruso.jpg

http://img2-2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100111/David-Caruso-NYPD-Blue_300.jpg

[Quiet Reflections]

Hannibal

[giovanni_hotel]

Holy.
Or Homeboy.
Jesus Is Just Alright - Doobie Brothers - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh4nNdNJ_U8)

Black Jesus! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPCbK8skyFE)

[Dino Velvet]

Haysoos

[martin48]

Halitosis

[Dino Velvet]

Hemorrhage

[buttslinger]

jeebus hannity christ

nooooo....HUCKABEE!!!

[Dino Velvet]

nooooo....HUCKABEE!!!

If Mike Huckabee were The Messiah and he died we'd all be wearing bottles of heart pills hanging off our necks from ropes long enough so they're barely outta reach.:evil:

[Merkurie]

Jesus Hernando

[sukumvit boy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_H._Christ

[RallyCola]

jeebus handjob christ

[trish]

HaysoosThat's a good one.

[caliuncut]

Not sure what you’re referring to, Caliuncut. Are you talking about the latin INRI sign placed over the cross, which signifies “iesus nazarenus rex iudaeorum”, “Jesus of Nazareth, king of the Jews”? Or about the greek letters X and P, which are xi and ro, pronounced “Kh” and “Ro”, for “Christos”, that some christian characters carry on a "perch"? Or either, similarly, from the greek name of Jesus, iota, êta, sigma, omicron, upsilon, sigma, the second letter, êta, being represented more or less by the sign “n” in minuscules and H in capitals: IH (insous) X (xpistos)? Don’t know…
"Henry", "Hank" and "Holy" could be ok too...

Dan, thats pretty in depth there...I was just referring to the common figure of speech as in - JESUS H CHRIST, What the fuck is wrong with you?!?!

[danthepoetman]

Sorry, Caliuncut. I had never seen the thing before, never seen an H being applied to Jesus Christ before you mentioned it. So I was just trying to figure out what you were talking about.
...maybe because I come from a catholic background...? don't know...

[Prospero]

Sorry, Caliuncut. I had never seen the thing before, never seen an H being applied to Jesus Christ before you mentioned it. So I was just trying to figure out what you were talking about.
...maybe because I come from a catholic background...? don't know...

Jesus H Christ!

[danthepoetman]

Jesus "Hammering" Christ?
The Human Windmill of Nazareth...

[Prospero]

Human (but perhaps that would be denying his divinity)

[danthepoetman]

What’s that heresy? Aryanism, I think… You know, most of the barbarians were “Aryans”… And they got through Latin Europe hammering. There must be some Goth in me…

OK then: the Super Human Hammering Octopus!