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shortandshy
10-09-2012, 09:36 PM
How do you meet a TS in San Jose,Ca?

Dino Velvet
10-09-2012, 09:52 PM
http://sanjose.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/

nina_lisa
10-10-2012, 12:19 AM
ok since i am nice, i am to give you the Secret Guru's Don't Want You To Know, about dating TS.

You will date so many ts, You will Be Thanking Me For Many Years To Come. while everyone else is paying 100s if not 1000s of dollars, you will date ts, that not only sleep with you for free, but will also cook you dinner every night.

It is get even better, most free ts in San Jose can be found in one location, go to Westfield Oakridge Mall, then enter the California Pizza Kitchen.

1)Order a Margarita pizza.
2)Once it is delivered , ask them to put two scoops of chocolate ice cream on the top.
3) Once the above is delivered, it will only be delivered by a ts waiter.
4) Complain about both of them not mixing well together.
5) The waitress will be so angry, she will lift her skirt, and show a dick, 3 times bigger than yours. she will say: if you are not eating what i delivered, you will suck my cock, and before you know, she is fucking your throat so hard, you are not able to speak for the next 6 days.

Any question?

danthepoetman
10-10-2012, 03:28 AM
Shouldn’t these advices come with the warning: “Do not try this at home”, Nina Lisa?

youngblood61
10-10-2012, 03:30 AM
ok since i am nice, i am to give you the Secret Guru's Don't Want You To Know, about dating TS.

You will date so many ts, You will Be Thanking Me For Many Years To Come. while everyone else is paying 100s if not 1000s of dollars, you will date ts, that not only sleep with you for free, but will also cook you dinner every night.

It is get even better, most free ts in San Jose can be found in one location, go to Westfield Oakridge Mall, then enter the California Pizza Kitchen.

1)Order a Margarita pizza.
2)Once it is delivered , ask them to put two scoops of chocolate ice cream on the top.
3) Once the above is delivered, it will only be delivered by a ts waiter.
4) Complain about both of them not mixing well together.
5) The waitress will be so angry, she will lift her skirt, and show a dick, 3 times bigger than yours. she will say: if you are not eating what i delivered, you will suck my cock, and before you know, she is fucking your throat so hard, you are not able to speak for the next 6 days.

Any question?That alot of stuff to remember lol!:)

nina_lisa
10-10-2012, 04:13 AM
Shouldn’t these advices come with the warning: “Do not try this at home”, Nina Lisa?

if they have a California Pizza Kitchen inside their home, then yes