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Dino Velvet
10-06-2012, 10:54 PM
I love little stops doing a few errands sometimes. Get to the counter greeted by a somewhat innocent Mexican girl who still looks like a good Catholic. She scans a Bic Lighter, a bottle of 91% Rubbing Alcohol(all without blinking an eye), then Veet Shower. After scanning the last item she looked up at me and I looked back at her with the most Devilish expression I could muster. I was trying to somehow manipulate her into asking me what it was for. If she did it woulda been like an early Christmas as I would tell her everything even inviting her to apply it.

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GrimFusion
10-06-2012, 11:13 PM
I'm a swim class instructor and a pyromaniac.
Nice to meet you.
Has anyone ever told you that you'd look sexy in a swimsuit and on fire?
Dino Velvet
10-06-2012, 11:22 PM
I'm a swim class instructor and a pyromaniac.
Nice to meet you.
Has anyone ever told you that you'd look sexy in a swimsuit and on fire?

The pool smells funny today and not because of too much chlorine.

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GoddessAthena85
10-06-2012, 11:23 PM
Stay sick boys. xoxo
Schimmel
10-06-2012, 11:26 PM
She fuckin better not ask what it's for. Or I'll pull out my 9 mil.
Dino Velvet
10-06-2012, 11:27 PM
Stay sick boys. xoxo

No cure for us but we do self-medicate.

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buttslinger
10-06-2012, 11:31 PM
You need to have some business cards printed up, Dino. I sometimes spend a whole saturday afternoon handing these out to middle aged housewives coming out of the liquor store.
Dino Velvet
10-06-2012, 11:34 PM
You need to have some business cards printed up, Dino. I sometimes spend a whole saturday afternoon handing these out to middle aged housewives coming out of the liquor store.

I'd like to watch you do that. Please come to Whole Foods around here. Be a magical afternoon harassing those zombies.
Dino Velvet
10-06-2012, 11:46 PM
What do you all do during the 10 minutes while the stuff is on your goodies? I spend most of that time avoiding windows so the neighbors can't see. Bobbing and weaving when light comes through the window. OK, 2 minutes left...
GoddessAthena85
10-06-2012, 11:52 PM
No cure for us but we do self-medicate.

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Touche' where's the like buttun? I gotta get my sick ( as in I have a cold ) butt outta bed I'm commited to this Norml art show fundraiser to help this non profit in Ohio fight for medical use of marijuana .
Dino Velvet
10-07-2012, 01:11 AM
Touche' where's the like buttun? I gotta get my sick ( as in I have a cold ) butt outta bed I'm commited to this Norml art show fundraiser to help this non profit in Ohio fight for medical use of marijuana .

You're a neat gal that I'd like to know. I'll get you high as a kite if I ever run into you. Where's the "like button" when it comes to you?

Hope you feel better and get over that darn cold.
Dino Velvet
10-07-2012, 01:13 AM
Checked myself. I'm a bloody pulp but hairless. Gonna paint the town red tonight.:jerkoff
JenniferParisHusband
10-07-2012, 03:04 AM
Tried Veet once, accidentally lost track of the time. Wasn't a good thing.
Dino Velvet
10-07-2012, 03:14 AM
Tried Veet once, accidentally lost track of the time. Wasn't a good thing.

I leave it on as long as I can stand it. When I feel blood trickle down my thighs it's time to jump in the shower and rinse off. Kinda like my egg timer. Not an exact science but pretty good.