So where do you pick up your Tranny Soccer Moms?

[Wendy Summers]

I was out back to school shopping for my son and when I got to my car my hands were so full I couldn't open it.

This management consultant, Jack, who was in town for a seminar, saw my plight and gave me a hand.

To be honest he was really nice, so I let him give me more than a hand ;).

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[winston93]

Do you really have a son?

[Wendy Summers]

Do you really have a son?

I don't, but please don't tell Jack that... he thinks he banged a soccer mom. :praying:

[winston93]

Haha ok I'll keep quiet

[Willie Escalade]

I pick mine up at the Walmart on E. Carson St in Long Beach...they're everywhere!

[robertlouis]

Whenever there's a tranny soccer match, of course.

[Dino Velvet]

I don't, but please don't tell Jack that... he thinks he banged a soccer mom. :praying:

The only single moms I'd date are the ones with wieners. I make enough mistakes on my own.

[BellaBellucci]

My son used to like soccer. Now he's obsessed with Minecraft. Mama's little gamer-geek! They grow up so fast, don't they?! <3

~BB~

[JenniferParisHusband]

Bella, cute picture. You look really good in it!

Tranny Soccer Moms, as long as I could hit the showers with one, they can pick me up after soccer practice.

[bluesoul]

that guy jack (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/57/image_37898.jpg) looks like this guy:

http://i.qkme.me/359vvw.jpg

[youngblood61]

Hot, Ms Summers!:jerkoff

[Prospero]

Don't you Americans use the expression balled anymore - would seem fitting in the case of a soccer mum like Wendy

[BellaBellucci]

Glen Beck does porn now?!

~BB~

[Wendy Summers]

I pick mine up at the Walmart on E. Carson St in Long Beach...they're everywhere!

Loading that into my GPS so I know where to pick you up :p.


Whenever there's a tranny soccer match, of course.

I can't promise a match but I bet you'd score with me... er against me.


The only single moms I'd date are the ones with wieners. I make enough mistakes on my own.

Might I recommend post-op tgirls? The pregnancy risk is greatly reduced then.


Don't you Americans use the expression balled anymore - would seem fitting in the case of a soccer mum like Wendy

Damn it, I knew I missed a good pun.


Glen Beck does porn now?!

~BB~

Nope... that's Jack. He's better than Mr Beck . I willingly let Jack fuck me.

He does it really well. See how he makes me drip?

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/57/image_48541.jpg

[BellaBellucci]

Nope... that's Jack. He's better than Mr Beck . I willingly let Jack fuck me.

Phew! Good. 'Cuz if Beck got you prego, he'd insist that you keep it.

~BB~

[Wendy Summers]

Phew! Good. 'Cuz if Beck got you prego, he'd insist that you keep it.

~BB~

TRUEFAX: I once had sex with a guy who freaked out worrying he would get me pregnant...

Not the brightest crayon in the box

[robertlouis]

I can't promise a match but I bet you'd score with me... er against me.




I used to play right-side midfield, but there are lots of other positions I'd try out with you. My long diagonal passes were legendary.....

[betts]

legendary.....


I can throw a football over them mountains.

[BellaBellucci]

Bella, cute picture. You look really good in it!

Thanks. Trick photography does wonders. :whistle:

~BB~

[robertlouis]

Thanks. Trick photography does wonders. :whistle:

~BB~

Your modesty becomes you, but for the third time, you look fabulous.

And happy, which makes it even better.

[BellaBellucci]

And happy

Muahahaha! Gooood. My act has you all fooled. *evil finger pyramid*

~BB~

[theone1982]

That drip pic is the bees knees! Yes, I said bees knees. I'm bringing it back.

[robertlouis]

Muahahaha! Gooood. My act has you all fooled. *evil finger pyramid*

~BB~

Now you mention it, there is a sort of Morticia Adams vibe going on in that pic.... :hide-1:

[BellaBellucci]

Now you mention it, there is a sort of Morticia Adams vibe going on in that pic.... :hide-1:

What can I say? I'm a pretty dark bitch. I am a product of my environment.

~BB~

[robertlouis]

What can I say? I'm a pretty dark bitch. I am a product of my environment.

~BB~

I'd say you're dark and pretty, but then I'm a product of my environment. This King of the Asskissers title didn't come easy, you know.

[GrimFusion]

Now you mention it, there is a sort of Morticia Adams vibe going on in that pic.... :hide-1:

You hide; I'll stay and fend her off with pickup lines.
"Excuse me Miss, would you like to drive across country and kill people with me?"
"I like the stuff you laugh at"
"I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive the Zombie Holocaust with".

[theone1982]

Now you mention it, there is a sort of Morticia Adams vibe going on in that pic.... :hide-1:

I'm sorry, The Munsters was the better show.:dancing: Though if Bella was in the Addams Family I certainly would have enjoyed it much more!:dancing:

[BellaBellucci]

I'd say you're dark and pretty, but then I'm a product of my environment. This King of the Asskissers title didn't come easy, you know.

Liar. :lol:


You hide; I'll stay and fend her off with sexy pickup lines.
"Excuse me Miss, would you like to drive across country and kill people with me?"

Yes. Yes! YES!!!

Herbal Essences Fruit fusions commercial - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsfNXj9s-iY)


I'm sorry, The Munsters was the better show.:dancing: Though if Bella was in the Addams Family I certainly would have enjoyed it much more!:dancing:

Quit that, bucko!. You're making Robert fear for his title there. :dancing:

~BB~

[robertlouis]

I'm sorry, The Munsters was the better show.:dancing: Though if Bella was in the Addams Family I certainly would have enjoyed it much more!:dancing:

Nope, the Munsters went for cheaper laughs. The Adams Family was much darker and had the flavour of Charles Adams' seriously creepy cartoons.

We won't agree, but let's ask Dino. He's usually the oracle on stuff like this.

[BellaBellucci]

Nope, the Munsters went for cheaper laughs. The Adams Family was much darker and had the flavour of Charles Adams' seriously creepy cartoons.

I'm with you. I didn't like the cartooney aftertaste of The Munsters.

However, Lily > Morticia.

~BB~

[theone1982]

I'm with you. I didn't like the cartooney aftertaste of The Munsters.

However, Lily > Morticia.

~BB~

No way! The Munsters were working class, the Addams Family were snooty rich people! :dancing: Besides, Fred Gwyne is a way better actor than the guy that played Gomez. My Cousin Vinny and Pet Semetary, anyone?

[BellaBellucci]

No way! The Munsters were working class, the Addams Family were snooty rich people! :dancing: Besides, Fred Gwyne is a way better actor than the guy that played Gomez. My Cousin Vinny and Pet Semetary, anyone?

"What the heck is a 'ute?'"

~BB~

[robertlouis]

I'm with you. I didn't like the cartooney aftertaste of The Munsters.

However, Lily > Morticia.

~BB~

Really? I always loved it when Morticia asked if she could smoke.

[BellaBellucci]

Really? I always loved it when Morticia asked if she could smoke.

Nope. Sorry. You're right. I got them reversed. Morticia was the pretty one. :D

~BB~

[robertlouis]

Nope. Sorry. You're right. I got them reversed. Morticia was the pretty one. :D

~BB~

Although without the Lily makeup, Yvonne de Carlo was stunning.