What is your favorite way to masturbate?

[DCGuy343]

I just did it in my shower, I have a new handheld shower head and aimed it at my balls and ass...felt good!!! :jerkoff

[tsadriana]

I just did it in my shower, I have a new handheld shower head and aimed it at my balls and ass...felt good!!! :jerkoff
hahahahahahahah

[Dino Velvet]

I like to be high as a kite sitting on the toilet. The porcelain weeps perspiration as the droplets of sweat cascade off the seat awaiting the final insult.

[tsadriana]

I like to be high as a kite sitting on the toilet. The porcelain weeps perspiration as the droplets of sweat cascade off the seat awaiting the final insult.

insult=:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

[ImmerGeil]

The best feeling in the shower i get from the shower head with a hard beam holding at my frenulum.

[Dino Velvet]

The best feeling in the shower i get from the shower head with a hard beam holding at my frenulum.

Being always horny you must have some water bill.

[TSCURIOUS]

Often!

[DCGuy343]

This is the one I just put in my shower, have not tried all of the settings but so far feels damn good on my balls and ass when i am stroking in the shower:jerkoff:dancing:

[Dino Velvet]

Last Summer the mosquitoes were giving me fits getting me all over my goodies. I'd go in the shower and blast scalding hot water on whichever nut was more itchy. Felt so good I'd start kicking my leg like a dog when you rub its belly too vigorously.

[ImmerGeil]

Being always horny you must have some water bill.


:D I have to force myself to do it not too often in my appartment.


But I like to do it multiple hours in hotels rooms with a bath tube.If every guest would do it like me they would be brooke soon.:)

[Wendy Summers]

On film and webcam...

I have pics to prove it and everything...

http://www.wendysummers.net/images/stories/1iF/Archive/Wendy-Summers-iF111105_0046.jpg

[Dino Velvet]

But I like to do it multiple hours in hotels rooms with a bath tube.If every guest would do it like me they would be brooke soon.:)

What must that tub look like afterwards?

Next resident.

http://moviepastry.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/gummo.jpg

[youngblood61]

On film and webcam...

I have pics to prove it and everything...

http://www.wendysummers.net/images/stories/1iF/Archive/Wendy-Summers-iF111105_0046.jpgNice Wendy!:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

[youngblood61]

I like to catch a buzz then come here to warm up. Then go to some of my favorite sites with my fleshlight.:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

[RallyCola]

am i the only one that does it the old fashioned way....

in bed with my laptop while the wife walks the dog?

[Prospero]

In the company of a beautiful girl while she lends a hand

[RallyCola]

In the company of a beautiful girl while she lends a hand

that's not traditional "masturbation." that's a tugjob and doesn't count.

masturbation should be wholly redefined as the act of self-manual stimulation and tugjob should enter the cultural lexicon...ya know a term that everybody uses for when someone yanks your crank

in fact...i'm starting a new mission. every day from this day forward...i need to work at least 1 new word from urban dictionary into regular live conversation at least 5 times and i'm starting tugjob

[teegeelover]

I have a strange way of masturbating. I do not touch my cock at all. I pinch, pull, tug, and twist my nipples until I cum. It may be hard to believe for some but I do it almost every day. It's pretty freaky to shoot a load from an untouched cock. I have actually gotten some extra time with some providers who didn't believe me until I showed them. It's more fun when they suck my nipple instead though, and yes I will cum from that as well. Yeah, I know...I'm weird.

[Ponyboy]

I like to masturbate at the same time that Yasmin Lee is putting her cock in my mouth...

OK it doesnt happen very often I admit.... OK it's never happened... but this is my fantasy and I can interpret things anyway I want.

[Cecil Rhodes]

mine is by watching Wendy Summer sleep while i watch her when it is just the 2 of us on cam in the HA5 room on tinychat

[jamesedwards]

There's nothing strange about that, that's your zone that gets you off. I use to suck my GG-Domme armpits and she would squirt and cum from it.

I like my own nipples twisted hard but can't cum from that alone.



I have a strange way of masturbating. I do not touch my cock at all. I pinch, pull, tug, and twist my nipples until I cum. It may be hard to believe for some but I do it almost every day. It's pretty freaky to shoot a load from an untouched cock. I have actually gotten some extra time with some providers who didn't believe me until I showed them. It's more fun when they suck my nipple instead though, and yes I will cum from that as well. Yeah, I know...I'm weird.

[LibertyHarkness]

with a bacon roll in my lefthand ,, jeremy kyle on telly , feet up ,,, listening to abit of classical music , drinking a diet coke and holding the cup in my right hand , while i use my fucking machine with a fleshlight attached to suck me off so i dont have to wank myself .. i am to posh to pull my own pecker these days :)

[youngblood61]

I have a strange way of masturbating. I do not touch my cock at all. I pinch, pull, tug, and twist my nipples until I cum. It may be hard to believe for some but I do it almost every day. It's pretty freaky to shoot a load from an untouched cock. I have actually gotten some extra time with some providers who didn't believe me until I showed them. It's more fun when they suck my nipple instead though, and yes I will cum from that as well. Yeah, I know...I'm weird.Would love to see that tgl sounds unique and hot to me. I'm sure cum is flying when people watch you do this.:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

[Jericho]

In the beer aisle in Tescos...There's nothing like a quick danger wank! :ignore:

[RallyCola]

There's nothing strange about that, that's your zone that gets you off. I use to suck my GG-Domme armpits and she would squirt and cum from it.

I like my own nipples twisted hard but can't cum from that alone.

i think i have classically conditioned my wife to like her armpits licked. she has always let me do it because i enjoy it...but after pairing it with other things, she actually loves it. i've jerked it a couple of times at night when i know she is tired just licking her pits

[trish]

I boot up the iTongue app on my iPhone, stick it between my butt cheeks and scream lewd instructions to Siri as she gurgles and gasps. All the I'm while tweaking my nipples and stroking my turgid little toggle. Soon (thanks to Apple Maps), I'm lost to the world. Oh Siri! OOOOHH YESSS...GOD SIRI WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME? oooooooOOOOOOHHH!!!

[danthepoetman]

Heard of many ways in my days, but this one is the most creative ever…

[Jericho]

I boot up the iTongue app on my iPhone, stick it between my butt cheeks and scream lewd instructions to Siri as she gurgles and gasps. All the I'm while tweaking my nipples and stroking my turgid little toggle. Soon (thanks to Apple Maps), I'm lost to the world. Oh Siri! OOOOHH YESSS...GOD SIRI WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME? oooooooOOOOOOHHH!!!


Mmmmmmmm, turgid toggles!

[trish]

Mmmmmmmm, turgid toggles!Now you'll never look at a light switch in quite the same way ever again :)

[RallyCola]

I boot up the iTongue app on my iPhone, stick it between my butt cheeks and scream lewd instructions to Siri as she gurgles and gasps. All the I'm while tweaking my nipples and stroking my turgid little toggle. Soon (thanks to Apple Maps), I'm lost to the world. Oh Siri! OOOOHH YESSS...GOD SIRI WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME? oooooooOOOOOOHHH!!!

i have an android...so siri can suck a dick

[Dino Velvet]

Now you'll never look at a light switch in quite the same way ever again :)

Wonder what kinda modified light switch you got in your house. Some sorta Tim Allen deal that he thought of while still doing time. Think the original idea included duct tape and a spoon. Loosen the wires in the wall and the spoon could be a lighting rod really giving your funhole a charge.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Technology/Pix/pictures/2009/7/10/1247224095883/Frankenstein-001.jpg

[trish]

i have an android...so siri can suck a dickI'm sure there's an app for that, just let me google it.

[trish]

Wonder what kinda modified light switch you got in your house.I wonder too. About 1% of the time when I flick the kitchen light switch to on, the ceiling light goes, "POP!" sending me back to the storage closet to get fresh 60W bulb. Unfortunately, it seems light bulbs die when they climax; but it must be some thrill, right?

[danthepoetman]

Mussorgsky - Night On Bald Mountain - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCEDfZgDPS8)

[Dino Velvet]

I wonder too. About 1% of the time when I flick the kitchen light switch to on, the ceiling light goes, "POP!" sending me back to the storage closet to get fresh 60W bulb. Unfortunately, it seems light bulbs die when they climax; but it must be some thrill, right?

I'm the cheap type. I never call a guy to fix one thing(unless emergency). I've been pooping in the dark for months now hoping something else goes on the blink. I try to lean to the right to shine the bedroom light on my wiener while I Punish Percy.

[trish]

I'm the cheap type. I never call a guy to fix one thing(unless emergency). I've been pooping in the dark for months now hoping something else goes on the blink. I try to lean to the right to shine the bedroom light on my wiener while I Punish Percy.I'm beginning to see what you mean...about making a bad impression :smile:

[Dino Velvet]

What's this Witchcraft that allows you to delete, Patricia?

[Dino Velvet]

I'm beginning to see what you mean...about making a bad impression :smile:

Maybe as a potential landlord.

[trish]

I thought I was posting in the wrong thread and then thought better of it. The secret is the ten minute window of opportunity. You're allowed delete and edit, provided you're fast enough.

[Dino Velvet]

I thought I was posting in the wrong thread and then thought better of it. The secret is the ten minute window of opportunity. You're allowed delete and edit, provided you're fast enough.

I thought you could only edit. I'll try to delete.

[Dino Velvet]

No dice. My library card doesn't have enough privileges.

[martin48]

In the beer aisle in Tescos...There's nothing like a quick danger wank! :ignore:

Every little helps

[trish]

It's more complicated than it need be. Click the edit button. Then click the delete button. Then check the delete box. Then click the delete button. It gives me a head ache whenever I do it. (Taking another gulp of Mosselland Riesling...(I rarely drink whisky in the afternoon)).

[trish]

Well I've still got things to do today, so I'll be taking off.
(Exiting toward the nearest Tescos)

[martin48]

I boot up the iTongue app on my iPhone, stick it between my butt cheeks and scream lewd instructions to Siri as she gurgles and gasps. All the I'm while tweaking my nipples and stroking my turgid little toggle. Soon (thanks to Apple Maps), I'm lost to the world. Oh Siri! OOOOHH YESSS...GOD SIRI WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME? oooooooOOOOOOHHH!!!


Isn't technology wonderful? But you can't beat the real thing http://www.lovepalz.com

[Dino Velvet]

It's more complicated than it need be. Click the edit button. Then click the delete button. Then check the delete box. Then click the delete button. It gives me a head ache whenever I do it. (Taking another gulp of Mosselland Riesling...(I rarely drink whisky in the afternoon)).

I'll try again. Thanks for the fun. I always enjoy these interactions with you.

[talldudeil]

The very best way....have someone else do it to you :)

[Queens Guy]

that's not traditional "masturbation." that's a tugjob and doesn't count.

masturbation should be wholly redefined as the act of self-manual stimulation and tugjob should enter the cultural lexicon...ya know a term that everybody uses for when someone yanks your crank

in fact...i'm starting a new mission. every day from this day forward...i need to work at least 1 new word from urban dictionary into regular live conversation at least 5 times and i'm starting tugjob


Does this count? Or is this ruled out by technicality? ;-)

http://46.229.160.199/images/2012-02/4a/4f45224a91525/4f45224a91525-full-6.jpg

[Icanthelpmyself]

First I get a week bulid-up then think about my favor TS videos put on my cockring lube and just edge for about 30mins 0r 45mins and bust on my favorite scene

[SAMiAM9872]

Totally naked, for sure

[trish]

Isn't technology wonderful? But you can't beat the real thing http://www.lovepalz.com
Awesome :D

[RallyCola]

well, after today, my favorite way to masturbate is to watch ANY of the new hazel videos that were released...talk about a bum rush...4 videos all at once featuring the hottest american ts ever!!! hazel is simply amazing and worth every drop of cum i can milk from my junk and more

[DCFLYGUY]

I would have to say with my Rude boy prostate massager. Hands free is the way to go.........

[mrtrebus]

On cam!!

[Chaos]

Mutual, in the company of a beautiful woman.
But,under the circumstances it's only me and a video.....

[Shockwave]

I like to do it with pants on. Best with sweats. Im not circumcised so its real easy. When i cum i just hold my foreskin closed until i find somewhere to release.

[BigDF]

I like to do it with pants on. Best with sweats. Im not circumcised so its real easy. When i cum i just hold my foreskin closed until i find somewhere to release.That sounds handy. :D

[Prospero]

with my Penis

[BigDF]

with my PenisWhile thinking about Hitler's tits, eh? Sorry, my friend, I couldn't resist. :dancing:

[danthepoetman]

With my dick stuck in my girlfriend's ass...:ignore:

[tranlove]

In a group...:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

[LibertyHarkness]

into my girlfriends minge xx

[hada]

after watching porn and watching several cum shoot on face..and then i masturbate in toilet.

[Prospero]

Allowing a pretty girl to do it for me

[Lovecox]

I sit in a full bathtub with only the head of my cock sticking out of the water. Then I get a fly and rip its wings off and place it on the head of my cock. The fly cannot fly off and it can only walk around and around the head of my cock or it will go into the water. At first it's hardly noticeable. The feeling bulids and builds like the Chinese water torture until it is almost unbearable.

[irvin66]

I tend to use my hand.........:wiggle:

[STARTUP999]

On my back, legs spread, a girl's pounding me, shooting on myself.