Escorts telling clients they are Too 'large' to do Anal

[bob.chicken]

I'm by no means amazingly big or large but quite often i'd say 50-75% of the time the Tgirls say I can't top them as I'm too large. I'm only into topping so it kind of leaves little else to do. Two things..

1) Is this just an excuse and if so what they really saying?

2) Valid ground for a refund?

[GrimFusion]

I'm by no means amazingly big or large but quite often i'd say 50-75% of the time the Tgirls say I can't top them as I'm too large. I'm only into topping so it kind of leaves little else to do. Two things..

1) Is this just an excuse and if so what they really saying?

2) Valid ground for a refund?

1) Probably; but I have no idea.

2) Absolutely.

[amberskyi]

actually some guys are to big for me to do anal comfortably.
im not going to hurt myself or let my walls be destroyed for a few dollars.got to keep my shit tight lol
also there is no such thing as a refund.once anything intimate happens that money is as good as gone sorry guys.

[Donkey]

I'm larger than average and hear the excuse all the time. I now make sure to clarify beforehand.

[amberskyi]

anything bigger than 7 or maybe 8 isnt going near me

[GrimFusion]

actually some guys are to big for me to do anal comfortably.
im not going to hurt myself or let my walls be destroyed for a few dollars.got to keep my shit tight lol
also there is no such thing as a refund.once anything intimate happens that money is as good as gone sorry guys.

Guys who pack girth or 8+ don't usually claim to be average.
I don't understand why an average-sized guy would get turned down if not for some other reason.

Just out of interest, though... if you did end up entertaining a dude who was a little too large to contend with, does that mean he's stuck with head and handies the rest of the session? How does that revelation usually blow over?

[amberskyi]

Guys who pack girth or 8+ don't usually claim to be average.
I don't understand why an average-sized guy would get turned down if not for some other reason.

Just out of interest, though... if you did end up entertaining a dude who was a little too large to contend with, does that mean he's stuck with head and handies the rest of the session? How does that revelation usually blow over?

most guys under stand....

[brickcitybrother]

1. That they don't want to fuck you

2. Refund ... really? Just do a charge-back on your credit card (LMAO ... you probably do pay by credit card).

[theone1982]

The real question is, is anyone ever to 'small' to do anal?:dancing:

[GrimFusion]

most guys under stand....

lol... I'm inadvertently insinuating shit I really don't mean to insinuate. My apologies. It sounds like I'm trying to lead into some kind of point, but I'm not. More or less just bored, stoned, and posing questions I probably shouldn't be.

I'm not hinting that you should refund when a dude turns out to large to work with. I just don't think the OP is honestly getting turned down time after time because he's too big. I guess I was just wondering if there were dudes who would make a fuss about a refund at that point. I'm not saying they should; that's fucked up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s--hg43ybY

@bob.chicken: Send them pictures before-hand. Use reference objects just so they know what's up. If that still doesn't get you ins, find a size queen.

[TSMichelleAustin]

Yep, I know what I can take... if I am not ready to be fucked that day or what not, or you are too wide, length doesnt bother me its the width, it is not going in me! And majority of the time guys are cool with it! Or I say I just top for that price, if u want me to bottom u gotta pay more! I have had guys pull out more cash if they wanted it bad enough! LOL 5-7inches is Average, over is above!

[SFlare]

Thank you. Gr8 to know I'm average. And good to know there are some downsides to being 10 inches.

[Ryz]

actually some guys are to big for me to do anal comfortably.
im not going to hurt myself or let my walls be destroyed for a few dollars.got to keep my shit tight lol
also there is no such thing as a refund.once anything intimate happens that money is as good as gone sorry guys.

http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q499/Trilla_/Lil%20B/uZZr9.gif

[amberskyi]

this isnt walmart...what are you returning to get your money back? can you give me back the time i spent with you? i dont think so..that means no refunds.all sales are final :P

[MacShreach]

anything bigger than 7 or maybe 8 isnt going near me

'Sigh' (Pleasant fantasy out the window, thanks!)

Oh come on, somebody had to say it!

[amberskyi]

'Sigh' (Pleasant fantasy out the window, thanks!)

Oh come on, somebody had to say it!

i can take more i just do so in my personal life.
i refuse to let the industry ruin my pussy lol

[Ryz]

this isnt walmart...what are you returning to get your money back? can you give me back the time i spent with you? i dont think so..that means no refunds.all sales are final :P

Hm, reminds me of the time I was at a massage parlour. and after my back rub I was expecting a handy. But this hoe suddenly was claiming she has arthritis pains in her hands nd shit. We just stared at eachother awkwardly. Good times....

[JenniferParisHusband]

I have some issues with width in the past with ladies. Pictures are no good, they can't really do a good job at conveying size and width. Once the clothes come off, a lady should know pretty quick if it isn't going to work. The respectable ladies I've seen are good about telling you from the start that it's too big. If that's the case, I normally give them $60 for their time and a few tugs to get it hard enough to see. then we part ways and I never worry about them again. That's fair to both.

It's the really disrespectable ones who know from the beginning, play around for a half hour to get you going and then tell you no and demand the full fee that are the problems. They get the ROB label from me every time when I review them, and actively work to make sure their stream of income dries up. I'm sorry ladies, but that behavior is just fraud on a guy. When I was still going to escorts I always felt the need to respect the ladies, but the respect had to be shown to me as well. But any lady who demands the full fee when she won't let him in like that, it's the same thing as when a guy bails on her for not being able to find parking and gets added to a flake list.

[MacShreach]

i can take more i just do so in my personal life.
i refuse to let the industry ruin my pussy lol

:cool: lol

[rodinuk]

If that's part of the service you require and it's a dealbreaker then it should be agreed upfront before the appointment commences. If the provider cannot provide it and was aware of the size prior then a refund would be due imho.

[Ponyboy]

i have let some big guys have me, and they have literally ripped me open. In one case, it took 2 months before I could have sex again. If i was relient on that for income, I would have starved.

I think you should discuss this with the girl before you hire her so you wont be let down. And the girls should be more honest about what we do and dont do before they accept your money.

[amberskyi]

I have some issues with width in the past with ladies. Pictures are no good, they can't really do a good job at conveying size and width. Once the clothes come off, a lady should know pretty quick if it isn't going to work. The respectable ladies I've seen are good about telling you from the start that it's too big. If that's the case, I normally give them $60 for their time and a few tugs to get it hard enough to see. then we part ways and I never worry about them again. That's fair to both.

It's the really disrespectable ones who know from the beginning, play around for a half hour to get you going and then tell you no and demand the full fee that are the problems. They get the ROB label from me every time when I review them, and actively work to make sure their stream of income dries up. I'm sorry ladies, but that behavior is just fraud on a guy. When I was still going to escorts I always felt the need to respect the ladies, but the respect had to be shown to me as well. But any lady who demands the full fee when she won't let him in like that, it's the same thing as when a guy bails on her for not being able to find parking and gets added to a flake list.

You can't always tell size if flaccid.some people are showers not growers ;)
I never had anyone ask me for a refund.if asked I would probably give them my half hour rate but that's no where near 60 lol.

[GrimFusion]

If that's part of the service you require and it's a dealbreaker then it should be agreed upfront before the appointment commences. If the provider cannot provide it and was aware of the size prior then a refund would be due imho.
I don't know about all of that. It depends on the chick and how she accepts donations. I wouldn't feel so bad about paying for a full session if I still received a full session. The point is to get off and if that's achieved somehow, you may as well go with it. Even if you have to approach the idea selfishly and consider that word gets around and your future escorting endeavors could be in peril, you've got to admit there are some convincing reasons to just pay up and cut ties if that's necessary.

[Cecil Rhodes]

anything bigger than 7 or maybe 8 isnt going near me

Sarina Valentina Sized = Yes

Sammi Valentine Sized = No

[Cecil Rhodes]

1. That they don't want to fuck you

2. Refund ... really? Just do a charge-back on your credit card (LMAO ... you probably do pay by credit card).

No, i use Counterfeit Currency .

[Prospero]

Interesting how many guys on here admit to being "too big" but I can think of only one who has publicly admitted that he is below average.

But I am sure that there are guys whose cocks really are way too big for girls to handle. If they are hung like Suzannah Holmes I am sure most girls would run a mile.

[nina_lisa]

shouldn't the client tip more generously when hearing that he is too big?

This should be a huge ego boost for the client, he could tell all his friends: mine is bigger than yours, it is so big, even an escort, couldn't take it.

[GrimFusion]

Interesting how many guys on here admit to being "too big" but I can think of only one who has publicly admitted that he is below average.

But I am sure that there are guys whose cocks really are way too big for girls to handle. If they are hung like Suzannah Holmes I am sure most girls would run a mile.

What's interesting, Prospero? Two dudes have said they're above average. One guy says he is average. Should we bust out the rulers? I kinda dig that the thread hasn't degenerated into a bunch of dudes tossing trumped numbers back and forth for dominance. I'd expect a little more out of this crowd anyhow.

I'm 8 inches flaccid.
'Herp der durp da durpity herp'. :dancing:

[Cecil Rhodes]

What's interesting, Prospero? Two dudes have said they're above average. One guy says he is average. Should we bust out the rulers? I kinda dig that the thread hasn't degenerated into a bunch of dudes tossing trumped numbers back and forth for dominance. I'd expect a little more out of this crowd anyhow.

I'm 8 inches flaccid.
'Herp der durp da durpity herp'. :dancing:

And 4 inches erect ?

[Prospero]

Grim - true ont in this thread yet, but read postings in this forum over a longer period of time and plenty like to let us know how loaded they are.

[giovanni_hotel]

This sounds like the ol' okey doke, flim flam, sucka move.
If you escort and many of your clientele seek you out specifically to tap that ass, how are you gonna drop, 'sorry hon, no bunz tonight. You ding dong is too boo coo,'???

How can you solicit to do a job you already KNOW you may not even do if the mood isn't right??

Unless a man is freakishly large, 9+ inches and coke can thick, an escort IMO should be a good little bottom in exchange for the paper.

Don't any escorts have butt plugs to train their pussy for the J-O-B??

[Genetic]

This happens a lot to you, have you considered discussing it with them beforehand so you don't waste your time?

[TatianaSummer]

A refund for what? When you hire an escort you pay for the time not for sex, so if she spends the time with you then there is no refund right? If something happens sexually it has nothing to with you hiring her.

[livepersona]

I think it's pretty legit. I always used to have the same concern because I like to fuck for long periods of time vs. a quickie. I met this girl who's an escort, but we hit it off so I've been seeing her for a while and she doesn't charge me.

What I've found is that she gets tired after a while and she says it hurts. Then you also have to take into account that someone else might have been up in there previously that same day adding to the sensitivity.

[Cecil Rhodes]

A refund for what? When you hire an escort you pay for the time not for sex, so if she spends the time with you then there is no refund right? If something happens sexually it has nothing to with you hiring her.

I've been waiting for this to be posted since the thread was started . I was going do it but i thought it would be better/funnier if someone else does it . It iis posted on most EROS ads and personal websites .

[TatianaSummer]

Now all of a sudden this is full of macho mens, casanovas, and mr daddies. LOLOL
This is so amusing!

[TatianaSummer]

I've been waiting for this to be posted since the thread was started . I was going do it but i thought it would be better/funnier if someone else does it . It iis posted on most EROS ads and personal websites .

Lol they dont read, we are expecting too much from them. For those guys that call escorts next time you call one do not expect sex, but expect spending your last months income, and yes spoil them with shopping and fine dinning. They deserve it by just accepting to go out with you all. Very few exclusions because I know there are some good men in here.

[Cecil Rhodes]

Now all of a sudden this is full of macho mens, casanovas, and mr daddies. LOLOL
This is so amusing!

Tatianna, i am really big and since you have seen me, am i to big for you ? ,,,, hehehe

[TatianaSummer]

Tatianna, i am really big and since you have seen me, am i to big for you ? ,,,, hehehe

Too big baby, too big. So lets just watch a movie. Plus I have taken 4 cocks today before yours so my tushie is tired. LOL

[Cecil Rhodes]

Too big baby, too big. So lets just watch a movie. Plus I have taken 4 cocks today before yours so my tushie is tired. LOL

Who was talking about Cocks ?

[Cecil Rhodes]

Tatiana, if we go to the movies are you gonna to try to do that popcorn gag ?

[jamiethewild]

I'm by no means amazingly big or large but quite often i'd say 50-75% of the time the Tgirls say I can't top them as I'm too large. I'm only into topping so it kind of leaves little else to do. Two things..

1) Is this just an excuse and if so what they really saying?

2) Valid ground for a refund?

This thread went off topic, but theres no refund once you give your money, theres no return once the money touches the escort's hands its hers.

Some don't want to have a big cock in business because their scared they might rip, remember you catch things if theres open scars or something.

Or some were too lazy to wash their ass and douche, their scared they might pooo in your dick lol

[GoddessAthena85]

Less then 5 will give you gas, more then 8 will give you heartburn. :jerkoff

[jez]

This thread went off topic, but theres no refund once you give your money, theres no return once the money touches the escort's hands its hers.


In america maybe, in UK, 100% wrong

[JenniferParisHusband]

You can't always tell size if flaccid.some people are showers not growers ;)
I never had anyone ask me for a refund.if asked I would probably give them my half hour rate but that's no where near 60 lol.


It doesn't take too long to get a guy hard. If it does, charge him for the time. But a couple of tugs on it to get it hard enough to see. That should be no problem, and less than 5 minutes. If not, you could always ask if they get big when they get hard, and explain it.



Interesting how many guys on here admit to being "too big" but I can think of only one who has publicly admitted that he is below average.


I'm ok with admitting that I'm average in length. But width wise, I make up for it. One of my exes described it as wider than a redbull can, and slightly shorter. Although length wise, I think it's about the same or a little longer.



A refund for what? When you hire an escort you pay for the time not for sex, so if she spends the time with you then there is no refund right? If something happens sexually it has nothing to with you hiring her.


Paying for time? Yeah, that's the "legal" reason for it. You start advertising $200 per hour to sit around with you and have dinner, watch your client list shrink up like a hormone cock in ice cold water. You can say it's about your time, but the guys know they're paying for sex. It's why things like dick size, being top bottom or versitile, and being hard are usually in the ads.

Look, if a guy knows up front that he's too big for you and still wants to spend the hour, or half hour, or whatever. Charge him. That's fine. But be up-front about the size thing, and give him options like oral for a half hour or something. And don't break a guy's bank, even for a half hour, if you know you can't take him and he's going to be unhappy. Most of the guys do read reviews, and can almsot all name someone who gets shitty reviews. Most of the long time guys can even name the ones who had to move elsewhere because they got such horrible reviews. It's your business decision, but you burn a guy like that, he's not going to be happy about it. And he's going to trash you in reviews and the quality of your clients will go down.



This sounds like the ol' okey doke, flim flam, sucka move. If you escort and many of your clientele seek you out specifically to tap that ass, how are you gonna drop, 'sorry hon, no bunz tonight. You ding dong is too boo coo,'??? How can you solicit to do a job you already KNOW you may not even do if the mood isn't right?? Unless a man is freakishly large, 9+ inches and coke can thick, an escort IMO should be a good little bottom in exchange for the paper. Don't any escorts have butt plugs to train their pussy for the J-O-B??


Can you restate that in English for me?

[giovanni_hotel]

JPH,
http://k08.kn3.net/taringa/1/0/0/5/7/4/2/hetsahk/DC8.gif


I thought I was.;)

[JenniferParisHusband]

This happens a lot to you, have you considered discussing it with them beforehand so you don't waste your time?


Here's something fun to try with a new lady you've never seen before. While you've got her on the phone and setting up an appointment time, tell her you're a top only and you'd like to give it to her up the can, but you've got some size issues and want to make sure she's ok with that.

Then sit back and watch how fast she hangs up on you.

Pictures don't always work with conveying size, and most of the ladies I had seen didn't want to discuss anything over the phone. So you're almost required to spend the time and the gas going to wherever she is, and occasionally parking. And if you're some place like I am, having to make an hour to 2 hour drive to get to one of these ladies, it sucks to have to turn around being told no when the expectation for it was there and still being charged $200 to $300 for a hand job. Hell, driving 2 hours and getting just inside the door and telling her it's kind of wide and having to turn around having been denied, at that point pisses me off, at least I'm willing to give her $60 for that. Being charged a half hour for that? That's ROB behaviour.

I'm still laughing about "Paying for time" that's such a bullshit excuse. That's just fraud on a guy and that girl should be ashamed of herself for ripping people off. If someone wants to charge for "time" don't advertise on eros, backpage or any of the other escort sites. Those are prostitution sites. If I'm paying for "time" she'd better be filling out my fucking tax forms, or repairing my car.

[amberskyi]

It doesn't take too long to get a guy hard. If it does, charge him for the time. But a couple of tugs on it to get it hard enough to see. That should be no problem, and less than 5 minutes. If not, you could always ask if they get big when they get hard, and explain it.

like i said if anything i would offer my half hour rate since it wouldnt be full service.to offer me anything less than that is an insult.i dont think you guys really know what we girls go thru to get ready to see a client (well at least the girls worth seeing).i didnt spend an hour showering,doing hair,make up and douching to see a guy for 5mins and $60.
and not all sessions start with a guy whipping his stuff out immediately.most of my sessions start with small talk,maybe a little message,possibly a strip tease than foreplay.we can be anywhere from 15 to 30 mins into a session before everything is exposed and we're getting down to the gritty.
also i dont respond to any form of explicit talk over the phone.cops can use almost anything to get a girl for solicitation.i have an ad and a website that provides enough information that when you call you should only be asking me where am i located and what is my availability.bring up anything sexual and i politely hang up.

[giovanni_hotel]

Sorry but if there's an assumption there's going to be anal and she tells me after I'm hard, 'NO', no way in hell is an escort getting the full fare for a ride that never happened.

Most escorts aren't going to charge you just for walking through the door and that's it.

[amberskyi]

This sounds like the ol' okey doke, flim flam, sucka move.
If you escort and many of your clientele seek you out specifically to tap that ass, how are you gonna drop, 'sorry hon, no bunz tonight. You ding dong is too boo coo,'???

How can you solicit to do a job you already KNOW you may not even do if the mood isn't right??

Unless a man is freakishly large, 9+ inches and coke can thick, an escort IMO should be a good little bottom in exchange for the paper.

Don't any escorts have butt plugs to train their pussy for the J-O-B??

im sorry but i hate that mentality that because im an escort i should be down for whatever.i have boundaries and limitations just like everyone else.contrary to popular belief i respect my body and im not going to do anything that could be unsafe or possibly unhealthy.that totally includes having my insides ripped open cause someone was to large for me.
ive had my anal walls ripped once before by an ex boyfriend and its was beyond scary.between the bleeding and the pain i was terrified.i bleed for two days and didnt have sex again for like a month.

[JenniferParisHusband]

im sorry but i hate that mentality that because im an escort i should be down for whatever.i have boundaries and limitations just like everyone else.contrary to popular belief i respect my body and im not going to do anything that could be unsafe or possibly unhealthy.that totally includes having my insides ripped open cause someone was to large for me.
ive had my anal walls ripped once before by an ex boyfriend and its was beyond scary.between the bleeding and the pain i was terrified.i bleed for two days and didnt have sex again for like a month.


I agree with that. It's your body, it's your say what you do with it. And I don't think it's fair of anyone to ask otherwise. If I'm going to hurt a girl, I don't want to do it. If you don't respect the girl like that, you have business seeing her. I'm all for safe, and truly encourage it in all aspects.

But respect goes both ways, and it has to be shown to the guys too. That's the only point I'm trying to make.

[Cecil Rhodes]

Contrary to popular belief, Escorts don't have sex .

[BluegrassCat]

A refund for what? When you hire an escort you pay for the time not for sex, so if she spends the time with you then there is no refund right? If something happens sexually it has nothing to with you hiring her.


As a customer, I also charge for my time, it's just that I'm willing to waive my fee if sex is provided. So if no sex is provided the fees offset and we're square.

[amberskyi]

Look, if a guy knows up front that he's too big for you and still wants to spend the hour, or half hour, or whatever. Charge him. That's fine. But be up-front about the size thing, and give him options like oral for a half hour or something. And don't break a guy's bank, even for a half hour, if you know you can't take him and he's going to be unhappy. Most of the guys do read reviews, and can almsot all name someone who gets shitty reviews. Most of the long time guys can even name the ones who had to move elsewhere because they got such horrible reviews. It's your business decision, but you burn a guy like that, he's not going to be happy about it. And he's going to trash you in reviews and the quality of your clients will go down.



well of course oral is included in the half hour rate.the only difference between an hour and half hour is intercourse.
however im not a cheap girl.my rates are very reasonable but again no where close to cheap.

[EvonRose]

I dont do donkey dicks.....

I like average to above slight average. But 10 inch above? naht ghanna happen....

[jamiethewild]

In america maybe, in UK, 100% wrong

Well am from the US, there's no way in hell am going to allow a guy to take away my money that he gave me already, am srry i can't discuss things over the phone so no refund have a beautiful day. If i happen to go to the UK i might take a pimp LOL.

[tsadriana]

Well am from the US, there's no way in hell am going to allow a guy to take away my money that he gave me already, am srry i can't discuss things over the phone so no refund have a beautiful day. If i happen to go to the UK i might take a pimp LOL.
I so wish the girls from UK to be united Like the girls from USA,not to mention here if u don`t want to do sort of thing with the clinet who paid u end with an really awful review ,not to mention that on top of that some of the guy invent all kind of reasons from nowhere.

[giovanni_hotel]

Well am from the US, there's no way in hell am going to allow a guy to take away my money that he gave me already, am srry i can't discuss things over the phone so no refund have a beautiful day. If i happen to go to the UK i might take a pimp LOL.

But you would be taking money for services NOT provided. That's theft.

[jamiethewild]

I so wish the girls from UK to be united Like the girls from USA,not to mention here if u don`t want to do sort of thing with the clinet who paid u end with an really awful review ,not to mention that on top of that some of the guy invent all kind of reasons from nowhere.

Yes US/UK girls should unite together:party:

[nina_lisa]

Never happened that a client emailed me saying: i have a bigger than average cock, can you take it?

Mostly it is the other way around: i was not fucked in the ass for a long time, or do you have experience with virgin ass? can you be gentle

For some reason, the few tops that contacted me, did not want to pay much or they tend to say:
- i wouldn't pay a tranny the same rate as a woman
- for that price , i would prefer a cunt.
- for that price, i don't want a fake woman.

Guess i mostly attract bottoms, or bottoms have more money. :!:

[blkmamba]

That's why I don't see escorts.. cause most girls can't take the blkmamba

[Maxpower26]

Wish I was that exercise bike Adriana! Nice hot sweaty bod on my face ;)

[Tyler___Durden]

What's interesting, Prospero? Two dudes have said they're above average. One guy says he is average. Should we bust out the rulers?
I'm 8 inches flaccid.

Hey Grim, I can check out that bold statement with an Industry-spec
test meter.
This is accurate on men as well as Ts women!!!
http://i1209.photobucket.com/albums/cc384/JodieTs/SAM_1034Medium.jpg

[Tyler___Durden]

The real question is, is anyone ever to 'small' to do anal?:dancing:

Doh!
Yes.
If they are too small they probably aren't going to get in,
though I'll try a ton of positions.

Too big?
Yep. Physical limitations. I'm not going to get damaged for a job.
I love a challenge.
This involves tons of lube and toys/my fingers
Then taking a lot of time to get him in
really slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowly.
If I can't get it in without pain or damage then it's not going to happen.

Anyway it's not length but girth that's the issue, when trying to accommodate larger men.
I had a regular client with a longer than average but substantial girth.
Probably at the max I could take. He used to take ages to enter me
bit by bit.
He knew he was substantial in size and that he had to make allowances for that.
A larger man has to take his time to ease in or accept that he is too big to physically get in.

If it was a session deal breaker, then the client should say in advance.
Then I'd say I'd give it my best shot bit there are physical limitations.
and it's then up to him to decide to go ahead with me or not.

[Cecil Rhodes]

As a customer, I also charge for my time, it's just that I'm willing to waive my fee if sex is provided. So if no sex is provided the fees offset and we're square.

Actually if No Sex is provided ( and they are a licensed escort ) you do owe them a fee .

[Cecil Rhodes]

I dont do donkey dicks.....

I like average to above slight average. But 10 inch above? naht ghanna happen....

So you prefer guys smaller than you Evon ? :dancing::wiggle::praying::party::clover:

[Willie Escalade]

Hey Grim, I can check out that bold statement with an Industry-spec
test meter.
This is accurate on men as well as Ts women!!!
http://i1209.photobucket.com/albums/cc384/JodieTs/SAM_1034Medium.jpg
Glad Buddy Wood gave me one. Ironically I've yet to use it...on myself...:whistle:

[Tyler___Durden]

A refund for what? When you hire an escort you pay for the time not for sex, so if she spends the time with you then there is no refund right? If something happens sexually it has nothing to with you hiring her.

I've been waiting for this to be posted since the thread was started . I was going do it but i thought it would be better/funnier if someone else does it . It iis posted on most EROS ads and personal websites .

Tyler puts on her best Samuel L Jackson voice:
"Oh please allow me to retort..."

Disclaimer

Ok lets see if we can get on the same page with this one.
Pay-sex is illegal in most of the USA. So every escort website in the USA has a disclaimer,
which will say something along the lines of:
“You are paying for my time and company only".
If anything else happens it’s my decision and is not a purchasable service.”
This faux legalese is, in theory, there to protect Escorts from law enforcement entrapment.
Of course no one is fooled by this semantic game.
If the cops over there read such a disclaimer, they certainly are not fooled.
Indeed, I'm sure that the spouses of clients aren't either.
It's mainly put up to give USA escorts defence attorney
something to use when negotiating down the charges.

However, selling or paying for sex in the UK, is TOTALLY LEGAL.
Neither of us is breaking the law.
Marriage vows are another matter & totally between you and your partner {& if you use one, your God}
Ok, with me so far? good.

All payment made to me (cash only I'm afraid!)
is strictly in return for us having a load of super-orgasmic raunchy sex-fun!
Anything else that takes place between us such as:
conversation, tea drinking, or talking about our holidays, is purely a matter of coincidence
and choice between consenting adults and is certainly not a paid-for service.

So there!

Innit!
I got my lawyer to write it and everything... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-rolleyes010.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

[MacShreach]

Tyler puts on her best Samuel L Jackson voice:
"Oh please allow me to retort..."

Disclaimer

Ok lets see if we can get on the same page with this one.
Pay-sex is illegal in most of the USA. So every escort website in the USA has a disclaimer,
which will say something along the lines of:
“You are paying for my time and company only".
If anything else happens it’s my decision and is not a purchasable service.”
This faux legalese is, in theory, there to protect Escorts from law enforcement entrapment.
Of course no one is fooled by this semantic game.
If the cops over there read such a disclaimer, they certainly are not fooled.
Indeed, I'm sure that the spouses of clients aren't either.
It's mainly put up to give USA escorts defence attorney
something to use when negotiating down the charges.

However, selling or paying for sex in the UK, is TOTALLY LEGAL.
Neither of us is breaking the law.
Marriage vows are another matter & totally between you and your partner {& if you use one, your God}
Ok, with me so far? good.

All payment made to me (cash only I'm afraid!)
is strictly in return for us having a load of super-orgasmic raunchy sex-fun!
Anything else that takes place between us such as:
conversation, tea drinking, or talking about our holidays, is purely a matter of coincidence
and choice between consenting adults and is certainly not a paid-for service.

So there!

Innit!
I got my lawyer to write it and everything... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-rolleyes010.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

I like it!

[EvonRose]

I agree! Tyler...

It is the wider penis that gives me a hard time, i have taken big ones that are not very wide, feels good, but the wide ones thats the one i can't do...

[Tyler___Durden]

Shemale yum truth meter

Glad Buddy Wood gave me one. Ironically I've yet to use it...on myself...:whistle:
Mine sits on my lounge sideboard.
(Except when my parents visit)
A couple of times a new friend has come around to mine to hang out,
seen the ruler and commented along the lines of:
"Oh ....ha!... I remember that from my shoot......so, ...you kept yours?"
Apparently. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-basic/rolleyes.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

[buckjohnson]

I agree with Amber. Most guys understand. If it not going to happen, its not going to happen. I never neen with an escort, but in my private life when I am told no, I am ok with it.

[Cecil Rhodes]

Tyler puts on her best Samuel L Jackson voice:
"Oh please allow me to retort..."

Disclaimer

Ok lets see if we can get on the same page with this one.
Pay-sex is illegal in most of the USA. So every escort website in the USA has a disclaimer,
which will say something along the lines of:
“You are paying for my time and company only".
If anything else happens it’s my decision and is not a purchasable service.”
This faux legalese is, in theory, there to protect Escorts from law enforcement entrapment.
Of course no one is fooled by this semantic game.
If the cops over there read such a disclaimer, they certainly are not fooled.
Indeed, I'm sure that the spouses of clients aren't either.
It's mainly put up to give USA escorts defence attorney
something to use when negotiating down the charges.

However, selling or paying for sex in the UK, is TOTALLY LEGAL.
Neither of us is breaking the law.
Marriage vows are another matter & totally between you and your partner {& if you use one, your God}
Ok, with me so far? good.

All payment made to me (cash only I'm afraid!)
is strictly in return for us having a load of super-orgasmic raunchy sex-fun!
Anything else that takes place between us such as:
conversation, tea drinking, or talking about our holidays, is purely a matter of coincidence
and choice between consenting adults and is certainly not a paid-for service.

So there!

Innit!
I got my lawyer to write it and everything... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-rolleyes010.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

I was waiting for this to come up . This disclaimer is not worth ..... the effort it took to write it . The intent is what matters . If you are advertising on a website that caters to prostitution, that gives the police Reasonable Suspicion to investigate at the minimum . It does give them Probable Cause if you are required to have a lncense to escort in their jurisdiction . The latter is easy since it is usually a City/County Ordinance violation .

Even if you are a licensed provider in a jurisdiction that allows prostitution and you travel to another jurisdiction that allows it and you have a license there aswell, you will commit a Federal Offense if you cross a State Line or International Border, especially if you have sessions booked .

[GrimFusion]

Hey Grim, I can check out that bold statement with an Industry-spec
test meter.
This is accurate on men as well as Ts women!!!
http://i1209.photobucket.com/albums/cc384/JodieTs/SAM_1034Medium.jpg

Look at you all trying to get literal.
Truth be told, I'm average. I figured 8 inches flaccid sounded ridiculous enough to not be true. Hey, if you're still interested in playing inspector, though; by all means. lol.

[londonpirate]

Girls cant have it both ways, happened to me on many occasions, i would phone, confirm they were passive (sometimes the reply was "oh I love big cocks") go to their place only for them to say "too big darling".
The decent thing to do would be to refund the customer (if anything the customer is shortchanged anyway given travel costs and wastedtime).
Fairly typical and dishonest unfortunately

[jamiethewild]

My asshole gapes pretty good and has a big mouth, so no problem for me taking big cocks.

[Tyler___Durden]

Tylers 'Disclaimer'

I was waiting for this to come up . This disclaimer is not worth ..... the effort it took to write it . The intent is what matters . If you are advertising on a website that caters to prostitution, that gives the police Reasonable Suspicion to investigate at the minimum . It does give them Probable Cause if you are required to have a lncense to escort in their jurisdiction . The latter is easy since it is usually a City/County Ordinance violation .

Even if you are a licensed provider in a jurisdiction that allows prostitution and you travel to another jurisdiction that allows it and you have a license there aswell, you will commit a Federal Offense if you cross a State Line or International Border, especially if you have sessions booked .

Ha!
I had loads of fun writing it.
I often read it out to callers on the phone!!!

I have pay-sex with policemen.
Two of them even said they were police prior to booking me.
We discussed the range of sexual activities we would do
within the time frame of the appointment.
It was understood by all parties this was a sex-meet for Coin.

I had a lovely time with them.
I didn't get arrested or anything.

I think just about every USA Provider on HA totally hates me (and every other UK Provider) for that!

I'm in the UK.
It's legal here.
Gotta just love it.

[GrimFusion]

Tylers 'Disclaimer'


Ha!
I had loads of fun writing it.
I often read it out to callers on the phone!!!

I have pay-sex with policemen.
Two of them even said they were police prior to booking me.
We discussed the range of sexual activities we would do
within the time frame of the appointment.
It was understood by all parties this was a sex-meet for Coin.

I had a lovely time with them.
I didn't get arrested or anything.

I think just about every USA Provider on HA totally hates me (and every other UK Provider) for that!

I'm in the UK.
It's legal here.
Gotta just love it.

Uh, nice merit badge?
What a curiously odd thing to admit to.

[amberskyi]

Tylers 'Disclaimer'


Ha!
I had loads of fun writing it.
I often read it out to callers on the phone!!!

I have pay-sex with policemen.
Two of them even said they were police prior to booking me.
We discussed the range of sexual activities we would do
within the time frame of the appointment.
It was understood by all parties this was a sex-meet for Coin.

I had a lovely time with them.
I didn't get arrested or anything.

I think just about every USA Provider on HA totally hates me (and every other UK Provider) for that!

I'm in the UK.
It's legal here.
Gotta just love it.

not really.i havent been arrested because i no how to screen

[trish]

When I escorted I charged seven grand per boardfoot.

[Tyler___Durden]

Every single time I've had men telling me how huge they are and
how it is so big and wide and awesome...
I've found them to be ideal clients.
ie they have smaller than average penis's.
Easy.

The men who sound introverted and almost apologetic about their big size
like it's basically a hassle for them when engaging with escorts,
are usually huge.
Coz I'm in the UK, it's fine to discuss things in detail on the phone
so everyone is on the same base.

In the USA, this would result in a Provider getting busted by entrapment.
So they can't discuss services in a forthright manner on the phone.
This can waste a clients time if he proceeds.
Much more importantly, it puts the escort at risk of violence from a disgruntled client.

If you American men are (understandably) pissed about this
don't gripe at the escorts.
It's not their fault.
If it bothers you all as much as quite rightly it should,
please consider writing or go to see your senator or congressman
about the restrictive UNAMERICAN anti-prozzy laws.
Do this tomorrow.
Be part of the solution. You know this makes sense.

Your fav Ts-prozzie will thank you for this. As do I.
Sincerely, from the heart.
We are all in this together*



*David Cameron (not a client)

[TatianaSummer]

Tatiana, if we go to the movies are you gonna to try to do that popcorn gag ?

What popcorn gag you talking about?






Paying for time? Yeah, that's the "legal" reason for it. You start advertising $200 per hour to sit around with you and have dinner, watch your client list shrink up like a hormone cock in ice cold water. You can say it's about your time, but the guys know they're paying for sex. It's why things like dick size, being top bottom or versitile, and being hard are usually in the ads.

Look, if a guy knows up front that he's too big for you and still wants to spend the hour, or half hour, or whatever. Charge him. That's fine. But be up-front about the size thing, and give him options like oral for a half hour or something. And don't break a guy's bank, even for a half hour, if you know you can't take him and he's going to be unhappy. Most of the guys do read reviews, and can almsot all name someone who gets shitty reviews. Most of the long time guys can even name the ones who had to move elsewhere because they got such horrible reviews. It's your business decision, but you burn a guy like that, he's not going to be happy about it. And he's going to trash you in reviews and the quality of your clients will go down.



well I think it would be easier for girls to tell the guys up front but reality is that here in the US they have to be very careful about what they say on the phone or in person when they meet a guy. So I guess if it was legal they would be more open to explain to the guys of their details and what is included and whats not included when hiring them.

[hippifried]

When I escorted I charged seven grand per boardfoot.
Gotta love the trees in the forest. Log rolling's fun too.

[Dino Velvet]

I'd like to hire Trish to split a bottle of Knob Creek with me. When the bottle's empty she can reach for the other knob.

http://www.justaguything.com/images/knob_creek_9yo.jpg

[EvonRose]

Girls cant have it both ways, happened to me on many occasions, i would phone, confirm they were passive (sometimes the reply was "oh I love big cocks") go to their place only for them to say "too big darling".
The decent thing to do would be to refund the customer (if anything the customer is shortchanged anyway given travel costs and wastedtime).
Fairly typical and dishonest unfortunately

well most of the time a guy says he is big and he's not really... so sometimes we like to just say yes to just boost his ego, but it kinda sucks when the guy is actually telling the truth... lol..

[TatianaSummer]

well most of the time a guy says he is big and he's not really... so sometimes we like to just say yes to just boost his ego, but it kinda sucks when the guy is actually telling the truth... lol..

hey girl hope you are doing excellent! Coming to Vegas on January?

[EvonRose]

hey girl hope you are doing excellent! Coming to Vegas on January?

Yes mam! I have been missing in action for awhile trying to focus on other aspects of my life... But yes I am coming to make an appearance....

[Cecil Rhodes]

What popcorn gag you talking about?.

When i reach into the popcorn bucket/bag to get some popcorn i eventually find an erect femcock in it .

[TatianaSummer]

Yes mam! I have been missing in action for awhile trying to focus on other aspects of my life... But yes I am coming to make an appearance....

Excellent! You know Vegas Loves you! :)

[youngblood61]

Wish I had that problem.:)

[rbiller]

Well, it's great to hear there may be a couple of guys on here as small or smaller than me. Oh how I wish I could say that I was too large to fuck someones ass. Oh how I wish I could say I was average but at about 4.5" and not very thick, that isn't going to happen. Even though I try to pick girls that aren't very large, most of the TGirls I have been with are bigger than me. I'm 5'7" tall and next week I hope to hook up with a really tiny girl. She's like 5'2" and thin as a rail but from what I have been told, she is bigger than me. That sucks, LOL.

[StlyeMeCunty]

I'm by no means amazingly big or large but quite often i'd say 50-75% of the time the Tgirls say I can't top them as I'm too large. I'm only into topping so it kind of leaves little else to do. Two things..

1) Is this just an excuse and if so what they really saying?

2) Valid ground for a refund?

AHAHAH! Awww, poor baby.:wiggle:

[Cecil Rhodes]

Well, it's great to hear there may be a couple of guys on here as small or smaller than me. Oh how I wish I could say that I was too large to fuck someones ass. Oh how I wish I could say I was average but at about 4.5" and not very thick, that isn't going to happen. Even though I try to pick girls that aren't very large, most of the TGirls I have been with are bigger than me. I'm 5'7" tall and next week I hope to hook up with a really tiny girl. She's like 5'2" and thin as a rail but from what I have been told, she is bigger than me. That sucks, LOL.



Arianna from San Diego ?

[GrimFusion]

AHAHAH! Awww, poor baby.:wiggle:

YOU'RE EVIL.
So much for his ego. lol.

[rbiller]

No, a girl from Toronto.

[Tyler___Durden]

Tonight....

Mr 11" penis: Hi ive never been with a TS before and u look OMG and id like to have an experience with u hun are u available over the weekend for a 2hr booking and are u active both ways hun sorry to tx my partners here x can u let me no thanks hun x

Pissed Tyler: Hiya
Yes It would be great to see you.
I'm passive only though.
Anyway phone me when you can.

Mr 11" penis:Hun so glad u got bak to me quickly hun x are u ok with large built guys hun im 43yr 6ft 5in and a full 11inch with gud girth i tx u as my wife and last partner struggle sorry to b explicit just dnt wnt it to b a wasted time X as its my 1st time x X do u still cum hun x

Pissed Tyler: Vaginas are designed to allow the heads of newborn babies to pass through them.
If your female partners struggle,
What do you honestly think the answer is?
I'm not trembling i fear at your supposed huge cock coz
I get the occasional caller claiming to be as big as you. When they visit they are always smaller than most of my clients...
You are either below average in penis size, having a wank-fantasy
and with no intention of seeing me.
Or you really do have an 11 inch long and massively thick cock which would obviously cause me serious damage, so I'd certainly not ever contract with you.
(The smart-money is on the below average size reality)
So either way, welcome to my BLOCKED LIST

[tsadriana]

Tonight....

Mr 11" penis: Hi ive never been with a TS before and u look OMG and id like to have an experience with u hun are u available over the weekend for a 2hr booking and are u active both ways hun sorry to tx my partners here x can u let me no thanks hun x

Pissed Tyler: Hiya
Yes It would be great to see you.
I'm passive only though.
Anyway phone me when you can.

Mr 11" penis:Hun so glad u got bak to me quickly hun x are u ok with large built guys hun im 43yr 6ft 5in and a full 11inch with gud girth i tx u as my wife and last partner struggle sorry to b explicit just dnt wnt it to b a wasted time X as its my 1st time x X do u still cum hun x

Pissed Tyler: Vaginas are designed to allow the heads of newborn babies to pass through them.
If your female partners struggle,
What do you honestly think the answer is?
I'm not trembling i fear at your supposed huge cock coz
I get the occasional caller claiming to be as big as you. When they visit they are always smaller than most of my clients...
You are either below average in penis size, having a wank-fantasy
and with no intention of seeing me.
Or you really do have an 11 inch long and massively thick cock which would obviously cause me serious damage, so I'd certainly not ever contract with you.
(The smart-money is on the below average size reality)
So either way, welcome to my BLOCKED LIST
Well said hun most of txt message are load of bulshit....i dont take their bait ,actualy i block them faster as i finish reading the message.....

[joecrack]

it's possible to rip up an anal cavity bad enough to require surgery so i can imagine that something too large and especially without proper lubrication can cause damage. I heard a girl pornstar, asian, forget her name and don't feel like looking it up, but had that happen. After that no anal scenes at all for her. though hers was the result of a dildo used to forcefully.

[ARMANIXXX]

Tonight....


Mr 11" penis: Hi ive never been with a TS before and u look OMG and id like to have an experience with u hun are u available over the weekend for a 2hr booking and are u active both ways hun sorry to tx my partners here x can u let me no thanks hun x



Pissed Tyler: Hiya
Yes It would be great to see you.
I'm passive only though.
Anyway phone me when you can.



Mr 11" penis:Hun so glad u got bak to me quickly hun x are u ok with large built guys hun im 43yr 6ft 5in and a full 11inch with gud girth i tx u as my wife and last partner struggle sorry to b explicit just dnt wnt it to b a wasted time X as its my 1st time x X do u still cum hun x



Pissed Tyler: Vaginas are designed to allow the heads of newborn babies to pass through them.
If your female partners struggle,
What do you honestly think the answer is?
I'm not trembling i fear at your supposed huge cock coz
I get the occasional caller claiming to be as big as you. When they visit they are always smaller than most of my clients...
You are either below average in penis size, having a wank-fantasy
and with no intention of seeing me.
Or you really do have an 11 inch long and massively thick cock which would obviously cause me serious damage, so I'd certainly not ever contract with you.
(The smart-money is on the below average size reality)
So either way, welcome to my BLOCKED LIST



Maybe he's a young black male.

[Tyler___Durden]

Maybe he's a young black male.
Why would that matter?
If he is, then he is either lying and texting me for kicks
or he is massively huge and to fuck me would cause me injury.

Either way, the BLOCKED LIST option is the safest bet.

[Quiet Reflections]

Tonight....


Mr 11" penis: Hi ive never been with a TS before and u look OMG and id like to have an experience with u hun are u available over the weekend for a 2hr booking and are u active both ways hun sorry to tx my partners here x can u let me no thanks hun x



Pissed Tyler: Hiya
Yes It would be great to see you.
I'm passive only though.
Anyway phone me when you can.



Mr 11" penis:Hun so glad u got bak to me quickly hun x are u ok with large built guys hun im 43yr 6ft 5in and a full 11inch with gud girth i tx u as my wife and last partner struggle sorry to b explicit just dnt wnt it to b a wasted time X as its my 1st time x X do u still cum hun x



Pissed Tyler: Vaginas are designed to allow the heads of newborn babies to pass through them.
If your female partners struggle,
What do you honestly think the answer is?
I'm not trembling i fear at your supposed huge cock coz
I get the occasional caller claiming to be as big as you. When they visit they are always smaller than most of my clients...
You are either below average in penis size, having a wank-fantasy
and with no intention of seeing me.
Or you really do have an 11 inch long and massively thick cock which would obviously cause me serious damage, so I'd certainly not ever contract with you.
(The smart-money is on the below average size reality)
So either way, welcome to my BLOCKED LIST


you should have blocked him for being male and using OMG when speaking to a lady.

[slingblade]

The tighter the ass the better fo me. Luv it when I have to work it in inch by inch literally prying the dick in that ass.

[9inchesthickncut]

Now all of a sudden this is full of macho mens, casanovas, and mr daddies. LOLOL
This is so amusing!


I'm none of the above, Tatiana: I naturally tend toward being submissive. As a power bottom, it's usually about the size of her cock, not mine. But if she's into being topped and I'm inclined to switch to a more dominant role, occasionally it can happen.

I've never had a girl flat-out say "you're too big" — I think from their perspective, there's something appealing about the challenge. Once we're underway, if she's decided that it's not going to work for her, for whatever reason, I've been OK with it — I would never force myself on someone.

No matter how much you crave it — or even how good it might feel at the time — it's painful and scary to be fucked so forcefully, by someone so large, that you're left torn up and bleeding, And it's traumatic and embarrassing to have to go to your doctor and explain why you're there and how you got that way. I would never want that to happen to anyone else, and certainly wouldn't want to be the cause of it.

As far as the payment issue is concerned, I do subscribe to the idea that I'm paying for her time — a mutually agreed-upon amount of money for a specific length of time. It's up to the two of us to determine how to make the best use of that time — for her pleasure and satisfaction as well as mine.

[EvonRose]

somone fuck me with a big dick please, my pussy is hungry for meat!!! :spam

[TSBootyLondon]

If an escort is coming at me with 11 inches then she had better bring the smelling salts!!!

[Prospero]

Eleven inches of what?

[joeym75ld]

I dont do donkey dicks.....

I like average to above slight average. But 10 inch above? naht ghanna happen....

I thought this was a funny reply. There's a whole bunch of escorts on this thread. I wonder how many truly 10"+ all of these girls have seen in their careers - my guess would be a big 0.

(Unless of course the girl in question was Marianna C, and the answer would probably be 1)

[syla]

I just frankly think its not fair for the guy with the donkey-kong. I mean, its not his fault he's well endowed. And he is there because he wants to stick it in you. So rather upfront don't. Or give his money back. You couldn't provide the anus he needed to put his penis into. Simple as... (Its not his fault you couldn't handle the pain)