Lie To Me Once You Lie To Me A Thousand Times

[Dino Velvet]

Fellas, when you look through an escort ad and find an obvious lie or deception do you assume the whole thing is bullshit?

[Wendy Summers]

Fellas, when you look through an escort ad and find an obvious lie or deception do you assume the whole thing is bullshit?

I can't speak to escort ads, but it's how I judge you and your posts here :p

[Dino Velvet]

I can't speak to escort ads, but it's how I judge you and your posts here :p

There's a difference between bullshit and lies.

[JenniferParisHusband]

Fellas, when you look through an escort ad and find an obvious lie or deception do you assume the whole thing is bullshit?

Yes. Except for the age thing. Everyone lies about their age.

[Dino Velvet]

Yes. Except for the age thing. Everyone lies about their age.

I screw with them pretending to believe their age but have conversations involving time tables for shits and giggles. I cut them slack for age as long as they're not too aged.

I seem a little like Columbo on a first date.

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[Stavros]

I screw with them pretending to believe their age but have conversations involving time tables for shits and giggles. I cut them slack for age as long as they're not too aged.

I seem a little like Columbo on a first date.

http://robertdaylin.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/columbo.jpg

You mean, Dino, you wear a raincoat on your first date? Never understood why Colombo wore a raincoat in LA most of the time; a man in a raincoat has implicatins in British culture..

[Dino Velvet]

You mean, Dino, you wear a raincoat on your first date? Never understood why Colombo wore a raincoat in LA most of the time; a man in a raincoat has implicatins in British culture..

I wear a raincoat on all my dates except when I get too excited and forget.

[Nikka]

99% of tgirl escorts are full of shit and are shit

[Dino Velvet]

99% of tgirl escorts are full of shit and are shit

Bet you're a real honey though. I could fry an egg on that hot culo of yours.:fuckin:

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[JenniferParisHusband]

I screw with them pretending to believe their age but have conversations involving time tables for shits and giggles. I cut them slack for age as long as they're not too aged.

I seem a little like Columbo on a first date.

Well, you never know when you are going to need protection against fluids.

I was waiting for someone to suggest in the Vanessa Del Rio turns 60 thread that she still advertises as 24. lol

[theone1982]

There is usually a lot of hyperbole in the ads. "This is the greatest experience you will ever have forever." Can't they just say, "This experience will be....meh." :dancing:

[nina_lisa]

What escorts, still write: It is not for your money that i love you?

[Jericho]

So long as it's the girl in the ad, i don't care what's written down.
I'm not there to start a relationship! :shrug

[Pelheckitt]

The best is when an add starts off with a lie before you have even read a word of the add. An example would be I have seen adds that have used Bailey Jays picture in the add.....im not the smartest kid in the class but even I know your not finding Bailey Jay on a craigslist add for 1 hondo an hour.

[Prospero]

The best is when an add starts off with a lie before you have even read a word of the add. An example would be I have seen ads that have used Bailey Jays picture in the advert.....

Very true.
An honest advert might say: "Reasonably attractive girl living in pretty shabby accommodation offers an hour (or less if she can manage it) of half hearted sex. She might kiss you if she thinks you're really attractive. But it'll probably simply be a peck on the cheek. She will not to cum - or might if you pay her extra. In all probability her boyfriend or flatmate will be in the next room. You can ask her to wear something special - but she almost certainly wont. There are hidden extras. She is a bit of clockwatcher and her hygiene leaves a lot to be desired."


Now this does not apply to many of the girls I've met - but it really does seem to be a common experience.

[Dino Velvet]

The other day I found the most legit looking amateurish photo of this adorable girl. The hair on the back of my neck stood up and blood circulated everywhere. Did my trusty Google Image Search (https://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&tab=wi) to find she was in Miami and New Brunswick on the same day. A bitter defeat.

[Prospero]

Well she could be Dino... a breakfast in Miami out to the airport hop off to New Brunswick. it's about five hours isn't it?

[Dino Velvet]

Well she could be Dino... a breakfast in Miami out to the airport hop off to New Brunswick. it's about five hours isn't it?

Not this time. This investigation is closed.

Barney Miller selects (1975-77) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAQGCTxKHk)

[Prospero]

You're just too cynical dino

[Dino Velvet]

You're just too cynical dino

With 20/13 vision tested by the County of LA. They determined what lies behind the eyes was sick though.

[Dino Velvet]

Prospero, watch the Barney Miller video. I left it for you. Classic American sit-com and underrated as Hell.

[JenniferParisHusband]

The best is when an add starts off with a lie before you have even read a word of the add. An example would be I have seen adds that have used Bailey Jays picture in the add.....im not the smartest kid in the class but even I know your not finding Bailey Jay on a craigslist add for 1 hondo an hour.


Yeah I was shocked to find that Khloe Hart was advertising in Akron, Ohio. Not even Cleveland. And that she'd lost a lot of weight, gone back to being blonde and looked like she did when she flatter and 19 again.

Funny thing, I was tempted to see if this girl looked even close to that. If so, it would have been worth it to come out of retirement for.

[Dino Velvet]

Who falls for this? Bottoms must really cry.

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[Prospero]

Dino - thanks - missed that but will watch it later

[Dino Velvet]

Dino - thanks - missed that but will watch it later

Great cast of characters in that show. Ron Glass looks like our AG.

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Barney Miller: "Hash" [excerpts] - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhl6fO5jxfQ)

[Dino Velvet]

This doesn't fall into the lie department but it could be borderline borderline deception through illusion. Whatever. Why does a gal post a pic sideways?

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