Dino, on the brink of 15 000 posts!

[danthepoetman]

We celebrated Prospero lately for his 10 000 “anniversary”, it’s getting time to give it to the guy who’s somewhat our dean on this forum, Dino Velvet. 15 000 posts! That’s quite an accomplishment. Shows a strong, steady character; someone who’s solid in every possible way. A good friend for many if not most amongst us and the best friend to this site; a pillar and a great part of the collective soul of HA. (I’ll stop right here before letting my enthusiasm take me to corny territory).

Congratulations, Dino! you’re the man!

[Dino Velvet]

Thanks Dan. I'll brag to the hooker I'm seeing in an hour. Hopefully she's so impressed the second pop is on the house.

[GrimFusion]

May there be many, many puke-inducing, scat-related, pissy, bile-covered, ass-spelunking, repulsive, shit stained, cum-crusted, abused butthole posts to come.

Much respect, Dino. I can't count all the times you've made me laugh my ass off, and you've even made me change a few of my katrillion opinions. If you're ever around Oregon, I owe ya a bowl and a few rounds of beer.

[theone1982]

Yep, Dino is the man! I nominate him for leader of HA! Nobody else is even close!:party:

[danthepoetman]

I second that motion without any hesitation, Theone.

[GrimFusion]

Screw Seanchai. Dino for President.
:joke: ...or am I? Bella... what's the consensus? Hehehe.

[robertlouis]

In the admittedly unlikely event of you getting through UK immigration - you knew that the long family history of provoking pogroms would catch up on you one day - I'd be honoured and delighted to welcome you to the shores of Great Britain, Dino.

I think Grim summed it up pretty well. Your contribution here is multi-faceted, provocative, consistent, and invariably filthy. Please keep those standards as low as possible.

On a more serious note, I'm proud to call you a friend. All power to your pus-stained, crusty elbow.

[Prospero]

There is a lot of guys on this side of the water ready to greet you with drinks, food and whatever else your warped, weird and - ultimately - likeable personality would like,
Alternatively we'll invade and take you on a bar crawl to end all crawls. You'll surely pas the finishing line today Dino - even if it is simply by posting more of what you consider to be music.

You're a good guy Dino.

[youngblood61]

Good job DV you got a gold watch coming.:)

[GrimFusion]

Good job DV you got a gold watch coming.:)

Nevermind that it's the watch youngblood lost in the business class end of his last escort during a fisting escapade later recovered. You want that cleaned first?

[danthepoetman]

There is a lot of guys on this side of the water ready to greet you with drinks, food and whatever else your warped, weird and - ultimately - likeable personality would like,
Alternatively we'll invade and take you on a bar crawl to end all crawls. You'll surely pas the finishing line today Dino - even if it is simply by posting ore of hat you consider to be music.

You're a good guy Dino.
I agree with everything you just said, Prospero. I’d open my whisky bar myself for him. And, you’re also right on this, Dino’s taste in music is taking all of us to the brink of madness or suicide. It is, to quote a movie character, “the horror, the horror”… Then again, besides that, he’s indeed the best… :)

[youngblood61]

Nevermind that it's the watch youngblood lost in the business class end of his last escort during a fisting escapade later recovered. You want that cleaned first?Grim, don't you think DV would like alittle poop on the watch?:)

[Dino Velvet]

Mornin' all. Thanks again. Waking up in a haze opening my eyes to greet the smoke that covers my city. One day a real fire will come.

Christ Inversion Christ Inversion Lucifer Rise - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R36lBG17jbc)

[GrimFusion]

Grim, don't you think DV would like alittle poop on the watch?:)

Probably, but that's why I asked.

[danthepoetman]

So that’s it now, Dino: over 15 000. We will look forward for that 20 000 mark, now…

[robertlouis]

I agree with everything you just said, Prospero. I’d open my whisky bar myself for him. And, you’re also right on this, Dino’s taste in music is taking all of us to the brink of madness or suicide. It is, to quote a movie character, “the horror, the horror”… Then again, besides that, he’s indeed the best… :)

I thought you were an educated man and literary scholar, Dan, so you've let me down. Yes, it's a quote from a movie, but it was originally uttered by Kurtz in Conrad's novella, "Heart of Darkness", that was the inspiration for "Apocalypse Now".

Unless of course you're deliberately hiding that education to gain cred wiv da kidz....

Oh, Velvet. Jolly well done.

[danthepoetman]

I thought you were an educated man and literary scholar, Dan, so you've let me down. Yes, it's a quote from a movie, but it was originally uttered by Kurtz in Conrad's novella, "Heart of Darkness", that was the inspiration for "Apocalypse Now".

Unless of course you're deliberately hiding that education to gain cred wiv da kidz...
Yes, I know Joseph Conrad, Robert Louis, thank you. I thought the film was better known than the novel, Brando and Coppola than the author, and this is why I quoted the film, not to seem too snobbish or to loose anyone who wouldn’t know. Yet, I assure you I don’t have any pretention, and certainly none to impress you or anybody else. But… I’m not without being flattered by your comment… ;)

[hippifried]

Congratulations Dino, on having nothing better to do.

[Prospero]

And Dino soars into the stratosphere. He's been so long people have forgotten his full name Dino(saur)

Congrats old chap.

[Dino Velvet]

And Dino soars into the stratosphere. He's been so long people have forgotten his full name Dino(saur)

Congrats old chap.

Thanks. You were one of the elders when I was a baby 'saur.

[Prospero]

Indeed I was actually an immortal sat on Mt Olympus

[Dino Velvet]

Indeed I was actually an immortal sat on Mt Olympus

Excellent comeback, sir.:Bowdown:

[danthepoetman]

Indeed I was actually an immortal sat on Mt Olympus
I then have a few questions, Prospero: which one were you? Knowing your peaceful temperament, I couldn’t possibly imagine Mars, and I wouldn’t dare suggest the disgraced Hephaestus. Yet, I could possibly find a little vanity in the suggestion that you have embodied Apollo, or even more Zeus… Then, whom????
Secondly, why in God’s name did you come down from there?

Now my question for Dino(saur) would be: which type? Hungry predator or horny ruminant? Tyranosaur or triceratop?

[Prospero]

Zeus of course.

And I am sure that Dino would have been a Tyrannosaurus rex

[danthepoetman]

Beware, Prospero, a tyrannosaur’s sharp tooth could touch your head… :)

[Prospero]

The Dino will soon awake from his West Coast slumbers and wreak his daily gleeful havoc in our hallowed halls. Like Grendal.

[Jericho]

Now my question for Dino(saur) would be: which type? Hungry predator or horny ruminant? Tyranosaur or triceratop?

Which one spends the longest in the kharzi?

[danthepoetman]

An ancient God and a dinosaur… Why then am I the one to has the feeling of becoming a fossil…

[Prospero]

You are a honorary trilobyte Dan

[Dino Velvet]

And I am sure that Dino would have been a Tyrannosaurus rex

I got the big body and short arms for it. Side-stepped extinction woken from my hibernation with radiation. I breathe fire after 9PM.:smoking

http://images.wikia.com/godzilla/images/3/3b/G2000_Atomic_Breath.jpg

Godzilla 1954 Roars - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRYq58QPTk8)

Corrosion of Conformity - "Who's Got The Fire" - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff_50moFeBA)

[Prospero]

a song for Dino

The Fugs - I Shit My Pants - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWz75MYteX0)

[Dino Velvet]

a song for Dino

The Fugs - I Shit My Pants - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWz75MYteX0)

I get my trousers down most of the time. The Korean BBQ does get my feet asteppin' quicker toward the can. KFC too.

[tsadriana]

I get my trousers down most of the time. The Korean BBQ does get my feet asteppin' quicker toward the can. KFC too.
You need to celebrate love .....:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

[ed_jaxon]

Congrats Dino

[Prospero]

Congrats old chap... here is another song which obviously was written just for you....

Loudon W3 - Colors of Dog Sh*t - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awOFk6Rwxzg)

[Dino Velvet]

Congrats old chap... here is another song which obviously was written just for you....

Loudon W3 - Colors of Dog Sh*t - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awOFk6Rwxzg)

Good shit! Pile it up, stack it up, pinch it off to the brim!

Anal Cunt-Fred shit breath - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGD0EojL7dQ)

[danthepoetman]

Skeo - I Love Brownies (The music video) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny70f9hFrh8)