Who's The Sicker Sickie?

[Dino Velvet]

I'm so bad. Went to McDonald's drive-thru to grab some cheap food last night. I must have some weird radar or a camera-eye in the back of my head because I sensed something feminine and petite coming at 5 O'Clock behind my right shoulder as I wait in the line of cars. I immediately stop what I'm doing looking through my rear view mirror thinking I see Gail Kim jogging down my street 3/4 naked.

I get to the second and last window dripping with sweat rocking back and forth in my Captain's Chair. I rudely snatch the bag of food and off I go. I know the lay of the land so no escape is possible. Roaring and swerving though my neighborhood I finally spot my prey. Not Gail Kim at all, more like an FOB when I got up close. Oh well, yellow is yellow.:fuckin:

[Wendy Summers]

Psychotic lust... hands down.

[Dino Velvet]

Psychotic lust... hands down.

That boy is somethin' else. Think he's sachaying in here after work to lay the law down and make his case.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/a/adrianstreet/15.jpg

[danthepoetman]

Ben is such a nice, sweet, all around person, that is obsession only seem endearing to me, even though I can’t share the enthusiasm. I have to give him my vote.

[Dino Velvet]

Ben is such a nice, sweet, all around person, that is obsession only seem endearing to me, even though I can’t share the enthusiasm. I have to give him my vote.

Sweet? Ben does seem to throw fairy dust around in some of his posts.

http://static.yousaytoo.com/post_images/d7/56/05/5719852/remote_image_1338056026.jpg

[Dino Velvet]

Ben is also thirstier than Clint Eastwood in the middle of the desert in The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly. Tuco won't help you here either.

http://www.hwdyk.com/q/images/goodbadugly_11.jpg

[ed_jaxon]

There is sick and there is dangerous, Dino you seem sick in a fun and entertaining way.

Would love to hear the stories sometime.

[Dino Velvet]

There is sick and there is dangerous, Dino you seem sick in a fun and entertaining way.

Thanks Ed. The other guy kinda scares me.

http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/D/Jeffrey-Dahmer-9264755-1-402.jpg

[onmyknees]

oh this is a romp....not even close. Ben wins going away. Ben doesn't allow his mind or his mission to be cluttered by small things. I've heard that the Subway Sandwich franchises had to stop using the catch phrase "foot long friends" in their advertising because it was causing Ben meltdowns.

[Dino Velvet]

I've heard that the Subway Sandwich franchises had to stop using the catch phrase "foot long friends" in their advertising because it was causing Ben meltdowns.

He also pouts and stomps his foot when they only offer to double the meat.

In all fairness, you need to take a ride with me in the truck sometime so we can track and trap some sashimi.

[JenniferParisHusband]

As a fellow sufferer of "The fever" I had to vote Ben, just because I don't feel sick at all!

[youngblood61]

Both are psycho LOL!:)

[theone1982]

Well, you're both two of my favorite posters here, so I'm going to say both! :)

[Ben]

Well, you're both two of my favorite posters here, so I'm going to say both! :)

Ha ha ha! :)
Here's a drawing of the lovely and long Mint -- :)

[Dino Velvet]

Ha ha ha! :)
Here's a drawing of the lovely and long Mint -- :)

Whatever you do, don't show them those other drawings of yours.

[JenniferParisHusband]

I can tell Ben didn't draw that, it's not big enough! LOL!!!!
:joke:

[Prospero]

Okay - when all is said and done I think I'd vote for Dino. His poop obsession wins for me. Ben is just like many others here, writ large.

[GrimFusion]

I voted for Dino. He's just more imaginative. Sorry, Ben. I mean, you can still make my stomach churn, buddy. Dino just hits me in that 'special spot'. I start barfing up shit I can't even recognize or remember eating. When you find somebody that makes you ponder the previous contents of your own gastrointestinal system, you stick with 'em.

[danthepoetman]

We’re at 50/50! this is getting hot! Best political rivalry in years! with the best platforms… Lets wait to see how the undecided will split their votes… :banana:

[freedom]

I couldn't vote for Dino, i'm reminded of that fine line between genius and insanity... I choose genius as so many things he says are wickedly funny!

[Prospero]

Who said psychos can't be funny?

Anyway I looked at the terms of the vote again and we were voting for Dino because of his passion for girls from way out East. On that basis I'd switch my vote to Ben

[Dino Velvet]

Dino just hits me in that 'special spot'. I start barfing up shit I can't even recognize or remember eating. When you find somebody that makes you ponder the previous contents of your own gastrointestinal system, you stick with 'em.

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/niccagesnlandysamberg.gif

[buttslinger]

Too Easy


Big disgusting booger pulled out of nose - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRAYccnyfkY&feature=fvwrel)

[Dino Velvet]

Too Easy



Big disgusting booger pulled out of nose - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRAYccnyfkY&feature=fvwrel)

Thing was like an oyster or embryo from an Elephant Seal. You know he came in his pants just a little having that monster removed. Hopefully the hospital supplies ample enough brush to toss your underbritches in on the way outta there.

This fella's health insurance ain't all that. He actually has to find his own method of liberating himself from mucous.

Sneeze - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxmXIZkMV1E)

[Ben]

I can tell Ben didn't draw that, it's not big enough! LOL!!!!
:joke:

Ha ha ha! It is quite good. And, too, fairly accurate....

[Dino Velvet]

Goddamit Ben! Hold up your end! You bottom for your own bottoming thread! Fight harder for Christ sakes! Whatever I'm into is vanilla compared to your pushed-in shit daydreams!

[Ben]

I can't resist these cocks -- :)

[Dino Velvet]

Ben is a certain type of social climber.

http://freesamples.me.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jack-and-the-beanstalk.jpg

[Ben]

Ben is a certain type of social climber.

http://freesamples.me.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jack-and-the-beanstalk.jpg

Ha ha ha! :)
Some more hung hotties that I need... :)

[Dino Velvet]

http://www.jimrichardson.com/backtop.gifGive him enough cock and he'll choke himself.http://www.jimrichardson.com/backtop.gif

[buttslinger]

I want to change my vote to Ben.

[danthepoetman]

Most of these people, Ben, look like girls with their deformed Siamese twin, as in some horror movie. I’d be afraid for my security; what if one of these instruments started to have a will of its own? Most of them look like Kuato, from “Total Recall”. Remember?

[Jericho]

Most of these people, Ben, look like girls with their deformed Siamese twin, as in some horror movie. I’d be afraid for my security; what if one of these instruments started to have a will of its own? Most of them look like Kuato, from “Total Recall”. Remember?

Hmmmm...I don't think even Ben's ready for Mints cock saying....

http://www.hark.com/clips/wcyyjfsdlv-open-your-mind-open-your-mind

[Ben]

Most of these people, Ben, look like girls with their deformed Siamese twin, as in some horror movie. I’d be afraid for my security; what if one of these instruments started to have a will of its own? Most of them look like Kuato, from “Total Recall”. Remember?

Oh, God! Ha ha ha! :) :)
Well, what about Mint?

[Ben]

Hmmmm...I don't think even Ben's ready for Mints cock saying....

http://www.hark.com/clips/wcyyjfsdlv-open-your-mind-open-your-mind

Any helpful hints on sucking & receiving a big cock like Mint's???????

[danthepoetman]

Hmmmm...I don't think even Ben's ready for Mints cock saying....

http://www.hark.com/clips/wcyyjfsdlv-open-your-mind-open-your-mind
“Open your mind”? In this case it’s “Open your butt”! I’m sure most bottoms would need hypnosis to fit some of these appendices…


Oh, God! Ha ha ha! :) :)
Well, what about Mint?
Mint is a case. Maybe some kind of attempted cloning gone wrong… ;)

[Jericho]

Any helpful hints on sucking & receiving a big cock like Mint's???????


Sorry sport, you're on yer own there.
Not my field of expertise! :shrug

[Dino Velvet]

Any helpful hints on sucking & receiving a big cock like Mint's???????

Translation:


Like Mint but not necessarily Mint but at least as large but preferably larger. Not necessarily female either. The ruler rules over all.

[Ben]

Translation:

Ha ha ha! Mint is pretty ample, more than ample -- :)

[Dino Velvet]

I want to change my vote to Ben.

I was trying to steer people toward Ben. He worships wieners so much he wears a ruler around his neck instead of a cross.

[Ben]

I was trying to steer people toward Ben. He worships wieners so much he wears a ruler around his neck instead of a cross.

He might be 10 inches.... Well, between 8 and 10....
Well, perfect. For me... :)

[Ben]

I was trying to steer people toward Ben. He worships wieners so much he wears a ruler around his neck instead of a cross.

Lexx Parker. Flexible? Yes. Big? No.... I NEED bigger -- :)

[danthepoetman]

Go Ben! you’re almost there! One vote behind only! ;)

[robertlouis]

Forget the poll, Dino. When it comes to being sick, you're way out there all on your own. And you know it too.

[JenniferParisHusband]

Forget the poll, Dino. When it comes to being sick, you're way out there all on your own. And you know it too.

Its quotes like these that really make me wish there was a "Like" button to click on. lol

[Dino Velvet]

Hey Ben, when are you getting your pink Hello Kitty faceplate for your phone? All the girls have them.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RmYJ4uO10cY/SSy4sP7oX3I/AAAAAAAACOU/ga_Uw1490JQ/s400/DSC01071copy%5B1%5D.jpg

[Ben]

Hey Ben, when are you getting your pink Hello Kitty faceplate for your phone? All the girls have them.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RmYJ4uO10cY/SSy4sP7oX3I/AAAAAAAACOU/ga_Uw1490JQ/s400/DSC01071copy%5B1%5D.jpg

Ha ha ha! Not sure. Too busy wondering about Prince Flackoo's winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret -- ha ha! :)
God! He's got a hot bod. Hope his high pressure vein cane is hot like his abs... :)

[Dino Velvet]

You guys hold Ben down while I force him to look at this picture. We gotta fix the boy.

http://galleries2.adult-empire.com/95/9593/00080/content/00088-155ca87c.jpg

[Ben]

You guys hold Ben down while I force him to look at this picture. We gotta fix the boy.

http://galleries2.adult-empire.com/95/9593/00080/content/00088-155ca87c.jpg

Yuck -- ha ha ha! :)

[robertlouis]

Just voted for Dino. I share his fetish this time around.

Not something I'd willingly admit elsewhere, but hey......

[Dino Velvet]

Just voted for Dino. I share his fetish this time around.

Not something I'd willingly admit elsewhere, but hey......

So because we share a common interest you voted me as the sicker sickie? Are you trying to tell us something about you too?

I might be the bigger nutjob but he is far more down the depraved path of perversion as it downward spirals into his...:ignore:

Still a nice fella but less troubled when he was more confused. Now he licks his chops with fork and knife in hand.

[Dino Velvet]

Ben, this pic do anything for 'ya?

I'm not just sweating bullets. Shotgun shells of perspiration are ejecting forward and to the right.:crazy:crazy:crazy:crazy

[Ben]

Ben, this pic do anything for 'ya?

I'm not just sweating bullets. Shotgun shells of perspiration are ejecting forward and to the right.:crazy:crazy:crazy:crazy

This pic does more for me -- :)