Prospero hits 10,000th post

[rodinuk]

Come on give the man some kudos for his contribution particularly in the Reviews forum saving a lot of folk from bait & switches, lorry drivers in skirts and dangerous dogs. :Bowdown:

His round of drinks though.. :cheers:

[GrimFusion]

That's roughly 7.5 times my post count, and I've been around longer.
Sounds like I need to step it up a bit. I'm not going to, but it sounds like I should.

Congratulations, sir. I hope Seanchai commemorates this event somehow.

[jennylicious]

Congratulations. Prospero. You are a prince amongst posters.

[robertlouis]

lorry drivers in skirts and dangerous dogs. :Bowdown:



Same thing in my book, Rodin. :dancing:

But he's an adornment to this place and we're lucky to have him.

Here's to you, old friend. And that next lunch etc is now way overdue!

[Prospero]

Thanks folks. It's a compulsion I would break if I could.. and maybe will. And aye, RL, later this month if your sad recent personal circumstances permit.

[danthepoetman]

Same thing in my book, Rodin. :dancing:

But he's an adornment to this place and we're lucky to have him.

Here's to you, old friend. And that next lunch etc is now way overdue!

Agreed! These are not just 10 000 posts, they’re 10 000 good posts! Always fun to read, interesting, well balanced… Congratulations, Prospero!

[lickiner]

:claps CONGRATS Prospero you are among an elite group of five including distinguished Boardmates: Dino Velvet | KellyShore | Rocabilly | Seanchi

[Prospero]

Thanks - but Seanchai is more than elite. He is the owner.. the boss.. da capo.

[youngblood61]

Congrats Prospero!:party:

[Prospero]

10,047 including this one... jeez Prospero. Get a life!!!!

[Wendy Summers]

I fucking HATE post whores...










+1

[Prospero]

At Wendy... lol

[Wendy Summers]

At Wendy... lol

I bet I break the 10,000K mark before you fit 15,000K; and I'll pass you before 20K...

CHALLENGE ISSUED

[tsadriana]

Good for ya Prospero,buy us a drink when u reach the 20.000,s x

[buttslinger]

Who's Prospero?
ha ha
It's not really 10,000, he's using the metric system,
Congratulation Sir, Old English Blood brings a bit of class to this lecherous dump!:Bowdown::Bowdown:

[Jericho]

Congratulation Sir, Old English Blood brings a bit of class to this lecherous dump!:Bowdown::Bowdown:

With more than a little emphasis on old! :whistle:

[Prospero]

Indeed ancient celtic and British blood coursing through the old veins and arteries.
Now Wendy - I accept that challenge.

[Wendy Summers]

Indeed ancient celtic and British blood coursing through the old veins and arteries.
Now Wendy - I accept that challenge.

Name your stakes:

If I make it to 10,000 before you make it to 15,000, you change your name to Wendy Summers's Bitch and add my banner to your signature for a month.

[Prospero]

I'll add your banner for sure... but I'm not about to become Wendy's bitch (unless that becomes a reality).

If i win you meet me next time i'm in NYC?

[loveboof]

If i win you meet me next time i'm in NYC?

lol. We're about to see a lot more spam from Prospero...

[Prospero]

:iagree:
lol. We're about to see a lot more spam from Prospero...

[Wendy Summers]

I'll add your banner for sure... but I'm not about to become Wendy's bitch (unless that becomes a reality).

If i win you meet me next time i'm in NYC?


Seems like a lopsided deal if all I get is a banner and you get something no one else ever gets (an in person meet up) LOL.

How about if I win the banner AND you buy me these:
Amazon.com: The Marx Brothers Silver Screen Collection (The Cocoanuts / Animal Crackers / Monkey Business / Horse Feathers / Duck Soup): Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, Chico Marx, Zeppo Marx, The Marx Brothers, Lillian Roth, Margaret Dumont, Louis Sorin, Hal Thompson, Margaret Irving, Kathryn Reece, Robert Greig, Joseph Santley, Leo McCarey, Norman Z. McLeod, Robert Florey, Victor Heerman, Al Shean, Arthur Sheekman, Bert Kalmar: Movies & TV@@AMEPARAM@@http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519XR71TREL.@@AMEPARAM@@519XR71TREL (http://www.amazon.com/Brothers-Collection-Cocoanuts-Crackers-Business/dp/B0002MHDYW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1347896828&sr=8-1&keywords=marx+brothers)

Amazon.com: The Marx Brothers Collection (A Night at The Opera/A Day at The Races/A Night in Casablanca/Room Service/At the Circus/Go West/The Big Store): Groucho Marx, Chico Marx, Harpo Marx, The Marx Brothers, Allan Jones, Maureen O'Sullivan, Margaret Dumont, Leonard Ceeley, Douglass Dumbrille, Esther Muir, Sig Ruman, Robert Middlemass, Archie Mayo, Charles Reisner, Edmund Goulding, Edward Buzzell, Sam Wood, William A. Seiter, Al Boasberg, Allen Boretz: Movies & TV@@AMEPARAM@@http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51yvjDrzO-L.@@AMEPARAM@@51yvjDrzO-L (http://www.amazon.com/Brothers-Collection-Casablanca-Service-Circus/dp/B0001HAIP4/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1347896828&sr=8-2&keywords=marx+brothers)

versus me meeting you in NY for dinner.

Deal?

[Wendy Summers]

lol. We're about to see a lot more spam from Prospero...

I can out spam this bastard no problems (I type quicker)

[broncofan]

Congrats, 10,000 is quite a number. And pretty good quality too, or have I only got a biased sample;)

[Wendy Summers]

Congrats, 10,000 is quite a number. And pretty good quality too, or have I only got a biased sample;)

His posts are usually worth reading... it's why I'm not too afraid of him post padding to win this bet

[broncofan]

His posts are usually worth reading... it's why I'm not too afraid of him post padding to win this bet
Yours aren't too shabby either:) I think you should meet him win or lose but if you win he pays for dinner and if you lose.....make him pay for dinner anyway;.

[Prospero]

That's a lot of DVDs Wendy - or do you want them in the original 35 mm? I'm surprised you don't have them already.

So okay - I buy dinner, get you a complete set of all the marx brothers and give you a blow job.. whoops pardon me that just slipped out.

[Wendy Summers]

Yours aren't too shabby either:) I think you should meet him win or lose but if you win he pays for dinner and if you lose.....make him pay for dinner anyway;.

So... treat him like every other man in my life? :dancing:

[Wendy Summers]

That's a lot of DVDs Wendy - or do you want them in the original 35 mm? I'm surprised you don't have them already.

So okay - I buy dinner, get you a complete set of all the marx brothers and give you a blow job.. whoops pardon me that just slipped out.

LMAO.... Wait so if I win I still go to dinner with you?

[Dino Velvet]

Happy Birthday, Prospero. Save up your strength. That's a lotta candles.

[Wendy Summers]

Happy Birthday, Prospero. Save up your strength. That's a lotta candles.

The real question... will he be in his birthday suit to do so?

[Dino Velvet]

The real question... will he be in his birthday suit to do so?

I think he posts in it regularly. There's always something indefinable but extra perverse to many things he writes. As someone who is disgusting I aspire to such perversion.

[Prospero]

LMAO.... Wait so if I win I still go to dinner with you?


Naturally. How could I let you down.

[tsadriana]

I think he posts in it regularly. There's always something indefinable but extra perverse to many things he writes. As someone who is disgusting I aspire to such perversion.
Yes he always write and what a story he writes and that a bit extra spicy thing.:jerkoff

[Prospero]

Did Dino post in the wrong thread. He is surely NOT talking about me?

Adriana... I'll buy you a drink way before i get to 15,000 posts (if only I could figure out what obscure part of britain you live in)

[Dino Velvet]

Yes he always write and what a story he writes and that a bit extra spicy thing.:jerkoff

Those gals have their own way of knowing Prospero's love of hot curry.

[tsadriana]

Did Dino post in the wrong thread. He is surely NOT talking about me?

Adriana... I'll buy you a drink way before i get to 15,000 posts (if only I could figure out what obscure part of britain you live in)
Well Prospero if u can attende to nights out i can take u to a night out and u will enjoy there...not necesary for drink ,just the atmosphere.x

[tsadriana]

Those gals have their own way of knowing Prospero's love of hot curry.
I dont like curry i like spicy....hot blooded girl imao

[Dino Velvet]

Prospero, that sounds like consent to me.

[Dino Velvet]

I dont like curry i like spicy....hot blooded girl imao

Hold that position and I'll be over in a few.

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/customavatars/avatar85270_127.gif

[Prospero]

Yes - but it still doesn't help me locate her on the map! She lives in some little village in the fens I think (the fens are a big soggy area of Britain to the north east of London)

[tsadriana]

Yes - but it still doesn't help me locate her on the map! She lives in some little village in the fens I think (the fens are a big soggy area of Britain to the north east of London)
Bedfordshire area ,close to St Neots. and im 20 mins outside from Bedford city

[Prospero]

Oh okay... :-)

[Wendy Summers]

Naturally. How could I let you down.

I don't see anyway you could let me down. Except of course showing up for dinner. :geek:

[Wendy Summers]

a big soggy area of Britain

In my experience that doesn't really narrow it down.

[Dino Velvet]

a big soggy area of Britain

Sounds like the underbritches you wore after getting "bummered" the night before. Sometimes a chassis leaks on a car that has been driven roughly over many miles of bad road.

We have a self-proclaimed Pothole King in LA but he couldn't top a flea.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hdACk6sDQMg/0.jpg

[BeardedOne]

Congrats, dude! Damn! And I thought I was a chatty guy. :)

[rockabilly]

My post count was epic as well so congrats bro

[Wendy Summers]

My post count was epic as well so congrats bro

Clearly you've been slacking then...

[rockabilly]

Been too busy having sex , drinking , popping pills and smoking weed

[Wendy Summers]

Been too busy having sex , drinking , popping pills and smoking weed

I only see redeeming value in point #1 :p

[GrimFusion]

Been too busy having sex , drinking , popping pills and smoking weed

You and me both, brotha. I'm three beers away from 4:20, then the bong gets to join the party.

[ed_jaxon]

Congrats to Prospero.

Say hello to Caliban and Ariel for me.

[onmyknees]

Wow...seems like a real momentous day here on HA. I won't rain on the dude's big day, but I will say today is also National Apple Dumpling day....in case you cared.....certainly equally noteworthy.

[robertlouis]

Did Dino post in the wrong thread. He is surely NOT talking about me?

Adriana... I'll buy you a drink way before i get to 15,000 posts (if only I could figure out what obscure part of britain you live in)

The same obscure bit that I live in - I must beat Prospero and buy you that drink soon, cara mia.

[robertlouis]

Wow...seems like a real momentous day here on HA. I won't rain on the dude's big day, but I will say today is also National Apple Dumpling day....in case you cared.....certainly equally noteworthy.

Well done sir. I can hear your teeth grating from way across the Atlantic, but you did it. Fair's fair. :Bowdown:

[robertlouis]

Yes - but it still doesn't help me locate her on the map! She lives in some little village in the fens I think (the fens are a big soggy area of Britain to the north east of London)

It's not the Fens, old chap. Comes damn close to being civilised. Not too many webbed feet or extra digits, and the incest count is only around 40%, unlike in Norfolk where I believe it's compulsory....

Norfolk, twinned with Arkansas. It was there, after all, that I saw a guy wearing a t-shirt that read "Keep paddling, I can still hear banjo music......"

[Lovecox]

Hooray!

[Lovecox]

Oops. That was supposed to be an animated seal clapping. Sorry.

[Dino Velvet]

Norfolk, twinned with Arkansas. It was there, after all, that I saw a guy wearing a t-shirt that read "Keep paddling, I can still hear banjo music......"

When the banjo music gets out of ear's range you know there's not a Sonic for miles. I want them damn tater tots. Rap music/Popeye's = same difference

http://basementrug.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/steve-martin_banjo.jpg

http://www.prlog.org/11360101-sonic-drive-in.jpg

[JenniferParisHusband]

Is "hits his post on here" supposed to be a euphemism? If so, I did 10,000 yesterday alone... what, some real hotties on here and a guy's gotta do what he's gotta do.

Seriously, Congrats Propero! You've always been one of my favorites on here. Continued success and longevity... that might have also been a euphemism.

[Dino Velvet]

I'm a real whore about ready to pass 15,000.

[Wendy Summers]

I'm a real whore.

and you denied that to me a few days ago...

[Dino Velvet]

and you denied that to me a few days ago...

I did? Shit, I'm easy pickens. For you especially.:jerkoff

[JenniferParisHusband]

I did? Shit, I'm easy pickens. For you especially.:jerkoff

See, that only makes you a slut. You should charge for it, Dino. Then you can truly claim to be a whore!

[Wendy Summers]

See, that only makes you a slut. You should charge for it, Dino. Then you can truly claim to be a whore!

Anyone doing something with Dino will pay for it in the long run LOL :dancing::dancing::dancing:

[Dino Velvet]

See, that only makes you a slut. You should charge for it, Dino. Then you can truly claim to be a whore!

I think I'm better at being a John than I would as a whore. The whores probably would agree.

[JenniferParisHusband]

Anyone doing something with Dino will pay for it in the long run LOL :dancing::dancing::dancing:

:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

[theone1982]

Thank you Prospero! You are a gentleman and a scholar sir, and I look forward to 10,000 more!:party: