To Enema or not to Enema, that is the question!

[Afrika Kampos]

Hello everybody. I am pretty new here, and pretty new to the adult world in general. I am an escort (yes, I admit it openly and don't care), and I always do enemas before meeting with any of my "personal friends" or making movies for my website, so that everything is spotlessly clean :D

But lots of my "personal friends" have been asking me lately not to use enemas. Apparently they like a dirty girl.

But I just can't go to bed with anyone risking the condom coming out dirty, yikes! It makes me so nervous... What do you girls say to your sex partners, when they ask for a no-enema session? and, What's your opinion on enemas?

[GroobySteven]

Where do you live Afrika?

[GrimFusion]

If you think it's kinda nasty to bed down without cleaning up first, why is it any less nasty when your clients suggest it? If you pride yourself on being all clean and smelling nice, I wouldn't advise you consider it, but I'm not an escort and I doubt that's the oddest request you've ever gotten, so... I dunno. *shrug*

Welcome to HA by the way.

[lovesall]

I also am not an escort but really not cleaning up first, I also wouldn't advise it. But if you are ok and the clients are, as the old saying goes whatever floats your boat. Grab a seat and welcome to HA.

[LibertyHarkness]

i had a client pay me 3 times my rate to watch me take a shit once .. i lolled was to funny .. most profitible shit i ever took :) in and out within 15minutes :)

but yeah douching is good .. i wouldnt like to be dirty ...i have had it happen before lightly where i have douched ..but guy has had a long cock and been hammering in and out , getting air up in the old anus lol and abit chocolate magic on the old rubber entailed ...most embarrasing indeed mwuahahah

saying that i have shot a few girls over the years that really needed to learn how to douche as well ..

[Prospero]

i had a client pay me 3 times my rate to watch me take a shit once .. i lolled was to funny .. most profitible shit i ever took :) in and out within 15minutes :)



A crap job then Liberty - but someone has to do it lol

[steve1]

I personally think clean is best. It is about having some self respect.

[LibertyHarkness]

haha prospero indeed so :) just doing my bit for king and country you know :) king george commands we obey ..

[SammiValentine]

keep your friends close, and your enemas even closer

[nina_lisa]

Had a guy that wanted me to fuck him in the car or the forest (afraid his wife will catch him i'll say by the sound of his emails).

He said he was a first timer, when i asked him if he knew how to have an enema, he said he had no idea what an enema was. When i said i don't want to fuck shit, his reply was: oh ok, then i'll take a dump before anal.

[Dino Velvet]

I wipe twice, grab my keys, and off I go.

[rodinuk]

Where do you live Afrika?

Her "personal friends" live in the EU by the sound of it :dancing:

[Westheangelino]

Enema all the way!!!! It can be very erotic as well. I love to get completely clean in the shower while using some poppers. The next best thing to getting rammed good is masturbating and cumming with a gallon of hot water up your ass.

[rbiller]

I have become pretty good friends with an escort and a couple of times, even though I douched several times, I have not been totally clean and it is not something I want to happen again. She was very understanding but now I take along an enema and use it when I get to her place just to be safe.

[LibertyHarkness]

be careful of over douching ribiller .. thats the worst , i do that somsetimes , pump to much water up and well ... it takes long long time to get fully clean lol

[SammiValentine]

be careful of over douching ribiller .. thats the worst , i do that somsetimes , pump to much water up and well ... it takes long long time to get fully clean lol

i thought your fake tan had ran, how foolish I was?

[LibertyHarkness]

haha no i told you it was just gravy from my toad in hole jeff x

[lovesall]

Had a guy that wanted me to fuck him in the car or the forest (afraid his wife will catch him i'll say by the sound of his emails).

He said he was a first timer, when i asked him if he knew how to have an enema, he said he had no idea what an enema was. When i said i don't want to fuck shit, his reply was: oh ok, then i'll take a dump before anal.

Really, no really.... Now that is one funny story! :loser:

[Tiffany Starr]

I always use one. It's a sexier time without accidents.

[TSCURIOUS]

When I see a girl (as I'm a bottom) I just use the shower hose with the head removed. Get's me clean as aything else.
I'd freak if there was poop residue anywhere.

[fireblad]

Where do you live Afrika?


Afrika is from Mexico, some hot latina right there. :geek:

[fireblad]

Hello everybody. I am pretty new here, and pretty new to the adult world in general. I am an escort (yes, I admit it openly and don't care), and I always do enemas before meeting with any of my "personal friends" or making movies for my website, so that everything is spotlessly clean :D

But lots of my "personal friends" have been asking me lately not to use enemas. Apparently they like a dirty girl.

But I just can't go to bed with anyone risking the condom coming out dirty, yikes! It makes me so nervous... What do you girls say to your sex partners, when they ask for a no-enema session? and, What's your opinion on enemas?


Choc stains are a right turn off for me, even for a girl as pretty as Afrika. I am a bit too long as well so when I have fun with tgirls this happens sometimes, biggest drawback for be well hung (GGs complain of pain, tgirls shit on u) but its all good. But the scat guy with Liberty is funny priceless :party:

[lickiner]

This whole thread is disturbing ...I always thought women didn't shit! :yayo:

But it does bring to mind the 2006 HBO Lucky Louie BumSex episode ...it's funny as hell! LMAO

Lucky Louie - Bumsex - YouTube (www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOHs_5HQLaA)

[seamonkey]

I insist on everything being SUPER clean. If I am going to be on the bottom of anal play, I will take several hours prior to not just do an enema but a full colonic irrigation, until the water runs clear. Then I'm good for hours of fun. I absolutely hate even a whiff of scat, especailly since I am a super rimmer and love to do deep tongue insertion. With some long-term partners I have taught them how to do their own colonics. It just takes some time to do properly. Most urban areas will have a professional who can do these, but it costs about as much as a massage. And you'll likely need to do some additional cleansing besides to get the water to run clear. But the professional colonic saves doing all the set up and equipment and potential mess at home.

[ARMANIXXX]

Doing enemas to make the water run clear is one thing.....but that's only half the story....

The other half is getting all of the shit out of your gut and then figuring out how to keep your ass from having shitty farts after.

practice makes perfect. ;)

[mellownella]

Skatole - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skatole)

Pure indole, the one which is indeed present in feces and also in small part present in white flowers (such as jasmine, gardenia, tuberose and orange blossom; but also in honeysuckle and lilac, technically non white) doesn't really smell of poop in isolation. The white crystals of indole (mainly derived from coal tar) contribute to the effect, in tandem with other things (surely both feces and flowers contain myriads of molecules) but not in seperation so much. Isolated indole has a musty, weird moth-ball smell that is a little stale, reminiscent of decay, like something has gone off and you can't really pinpoint what it is. In presence of humidity and musky compounds it can become a little much, reminiscent of the ambience of a...toilet. In a way an "Eros & Thanatos" concept.
It's interesting to note that a common derivative is the amino acid tryptophan, calming neurotransmiter serotonin's percursor and an essential amino acid in the human diet. (It's isolated in caseine which is found in dairy products, but also in chocolate, oats, poultry, pumpking seeds, peanuts, spirulina and several others. Makes seeing food in a whole different way!).

http://perfumeshrine.blogspot.co.uk/2010/05/jasmine-indolic-vs-non-indolic.html

In the spirit of fun you might not want to get rid of all the smells!

[MacShreach]

Skatole - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skatole)

Pure indole, the one which is indeed present in feces and also in small part present in white flowers (such as jasmine, gardenia, tuberose and orange blossom; but also in honeysuckle and lilac, technically non white) doesn't really smell of poop in isolation. The white crystals of indole (mainly derived from coal tar) contribute to the effect, in tandem with other things (surely both feces and flowers contain myriads of molecules) but not in seperation so much. Isolated indole has a musty, weird moth-ball smell that is a little stale, reminiscent of decay, like something has gone off and you can't really pinpoint what it is. In presence of humidity and musky compounds it can become a little much, reminiscent of the ambience of a...toilet. In a way an "Eros & Thanatos" concept.
It's interesting to note that a common derivative is the amino acid tryptophan, calming neurotransmiter serotonin's percursor and an essential amino acid in the human diet. (It's isolated in caseine which is found in dairy products, but also in chocolate, oats, poultry, pumpking seeds, peanuts, spirulina and several others. Makes seeing food in a whole different way!).

http://perfumeshrine.blogspot.co.uk/2010/05/jasmine-indolic-vs-non-indolic.html

In the spirit of fun you might not want to get rid of all the smells!

Fucking defo more info than I needed over lunch mate