I'm considering a few new marketing slogans

[Wendy Summers]

I'd like your thoughts:

First up:

"My dick's like Franks Hot Sauce, I put it on everything."

Second:

"WendySummers.com, it's all fun and games until someone gets cum in their eye."

Third:
"The cake is a lie, mainly because its smeared all over me."



And so you don't feel shortchanged by this thread: Here's a naked pic:

http://www.wendysummers.net/images/stories/0WScom/Wendy-Summers-Kevin-Dong037.jpg

[Quiet Reflections]

Wendy Summers..."Here's the Beef"

[maxpower]

"My dick's like Franks Hot Sauce, I put it on everything."


Just don't put your dick on Frank's Hot Sauce. Ouch.

[Wendy Summers]

Just don't put your dick on Frank's Hot Sauce. Ouch.

Why not... I put that shit on everything.

[Dino Velvet]

Fixed a little.

"My dick's like Franks Hot Sauce. It'll set your ass on fire well into the next day."

[danthepoetman]

Good slogans, but from the first to the second, the thought of the red sauce in the eye inspires some discomfort. It just reminds me of someone I knew whom once, after rubbing himself with Bengay or something, scratched his asshole.
Don’t mind my senile drivels. I have come up with a few more slogans. Here they are:
“She’s so pretty in pink you then see life as rosy”.
“So soft and lovely you will want to kiss her as spic-and-span as Mr Clean”.
"So good and adorable she makes sweets taste sour".
...Well, I guess publicity might not be my vocation...

[Willie Escalade]

That second one is boss!

[TempestTS]

How about -

Boo Boo Kitty Fuck

Always a favorite of mine...

[Wendy Summers]

How about -

Boo Boo Kitty Fuck

Always a favorite of mine...

Too easily misheard as Kiddie fuck and that's just gross.

[TempestTS]

Too easily misheard as Kiddie fuck and that's just gross.

You plan on saying it or just typing it? Maybe you can just use pictures for the slow learners LOL

[bighicknyc]

Wendy Summers
If you hate my slogans have a naked photo

[maxlust]

Wendy Summers dot com, come in for the fun, open wide for the cum.

or

Wendy Summers dot com, come in for the fun, stroke your cock till it cums.

or

Wendy Summers dot com, she's hot, she's fun, she'll make you cum.

[Wendy Summers]

Wendy Summers
If you hate my slogans have a naked photo

This is currently the top runner LOL

[Charlie J]

maybe something that roles better of the tongue, they seem a bit to open for personal opinions. Should be more conclusive, peoples opinions should be exactly what you tell them to think.

tell us what you want people to think and i´m sure a little brainstorming in this thread would come up with a great slogan :)

Charlie

[Quiet Reflections]

Wendy Summers......You know you want it!
Wendy Summers...... Tacos are off the menu!
Wendy Summers...... It's not the heat it's the humidity

[Ecstatic]

Drizzle, drazzle, druzzle, drome
Time for this one to cum....omg!

[danthepoetman]

Not right, not left, but just in the lovely, pink middle! Wendy Summers for President!

[Dino Velvet]

Wendy Summers Likes It In The Bummers

[bighicknyc]

Wendy Summers
Slogans are for assholes, want to see mine