You might be gay.

[Ryz]

• If you have ever take your shirt off with the sole intention to impress other males, you might be gay.
• If you have ever admired the body of a male pornstar while watching straight porn, you might be gay.
• If you have ever tucked your penis between your legs then viewed yourself in a mirror, you might be gay.
• If you have ever pretended you were a woman being fucked by your real life self or another male, you might be gay.
• If you have ever looked through your motivation folder with an erection, you might be gay.
• If you have ever french kissed another male, even as a "joke", you might be gay.
• If you have ever thought about a male, even fleetingly, while having sex with a female you might be gay.

[Pepa_e_Mango]

I've never done any of those things, but I've sucked many a cock and fucked even many more...

[Willie Escalade]

Guess I'm not gay!

[Ryz]

Guess I'm not gay!

http://sportspulsedaily.com/images/smilies/33/m_highfive.gif

[danthepoetman]

I always thought to myself I’d be ok with it if I was, but I guess it’s taking lightly what gay people really have to go through. The fact is that I am what I am and I don’t care for what anyone thinks about it. What’s funny about your list, Ryz, is that being gay is such a subjective designation in face of the unbelievable diversity and complexity of human sexuality that in the end, anything could make anyone to be, depending on criterions, you're absolutly right!
Yeah, in fact, the list is not long enough by far.
• If you have ever cryed in your life, you might be gay.
• If you have ever taken pleasure in soft music, you might be gay.
• If you have ever found yourself to prefer long friendly conversations to watching sports, you might be gay.
• If you have ever taken too much care of your personal appearance, you might be gay.
• If you have ever preferred a romantic comedy to an action movie, you might be gay.
• If you have ever tried to relate to people rather than let stuff happen on its own, you might be gay.
• If you have ever satisfied yourself with activities such as reading and learning and other sissy stuff, you might very well be gay.
Etc.
Jesus! I just realize I could be gay myself!

[rockabilly]

If you ever make a thread using the words "might" and "gay" then you might be gay ... Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[wbmando]

• If you have ever cryed in your life, you might be gay.
• If you have ever taken pleasure in soft music, you might be gay.
• If you have ever found yourself to prefer long friendly conversations to watching sports, you might be gay.
• If you have ever taken too much care of your personal appearance, you might be gay.
• If you have ever preferred a romantic comedy to an action movie, you might be gay.
• If you have ever tried to relate to people rather than let stuff happen on its own, you might be gay.
• If you have ever satisfied yourself with activities such as reading and learning and other sissy stuff, you might very well be gay.
Etc.
Jesus! I just realize I could be gay myself!

Rats, still not gay.

[danthepoetman]

If you ever make a thread using the words "might" and "gay" then you might be gay ... Not that there's anything wrong with that.

“You might be gay”.
Yeah! you’re right, Rockabilly, the “might” and “gay” might make anyone gay; but it’s both the “You” and “be” that makes for a human being, which is indeed the part that makes things ok. :)



• If you have ever cryed in your life, you might be gay.
• If you have ever taken pleasure in soft music, you might be gay.
• If you have ever found yourself to prefer long friendly conversations to watching sports, you might be gay.
• If you have ever taken too much care of your personal appearance, you might be gay.
• If you have ever preferred a romantic comedy to an action movie, you might be gay.
• If you have ever tried to relate to people rather than let stuff happen on its own, you might be gay.
• If you have ever satisfied yourself with activities such as reading and learning and other sissy stuff, you might very well be gay.
Etc.
Jesus! I just realize I could be gay myself!

Rats, still not gay.

Wbmando, your avatar might really make you gay!

[brickcitybrother]

If you make lists... you might be gay.

[mrtrebus]

who cares enough about whether people might be gay to make this silly list?!?

[BBaggins06]

Jeff Foxworthy called, he wants his joke back ....

[reformedcharacter]

if you're from the south of England


:)

[Ryz]

who cares enough about whether people might be gay to make this silly list?!?
• If your forum name is "mrtrebus". You might be gay

[danthepoetman]

If you make lists... you might be gay.

...or if you add to one... :)

[Quiet Reflections]

• If you have ever cryed in your life, you might be gay.
• If you have ever taken pleasure in soft music, you might be gay.
• If you have ever found yourself to prefer long friendly conversations to watching sports, you might be gay.
• If you have ever taken too much care of your personal appearance, you might be gay.
• If you have ever preferred a romantic comedy to an action movie, you might be gay.
• If you have ever tried to relate to people rather than let stuff happen on its own, you might be gay.
• If you have ever satisfied yourself with activities such as reading and learning and other sissy stuff, you might very well be gay.
Etc.
! it's not looking to good for me if I go by this list

[danthepoetman]

I’m afraid that one would also put me in the pink zone, Quiet Reflections…

Ryz, this is a good idea for a thread. Very well put, very intelligently…

[Ryz]

I’m afraid that one would also put me in the pink zone, Quiet Reflections…

Ryz, this is a good idea for a thread. Very well put, very intelligently…

Tanks brah

[loren]

If you've ever licked an ice-cream cone, you might be gay.

[Ryz]

If you've ever licked an ice-cream cone, you might be gay.

I bite into my ice cream. Only fgts worry about tooth freeze.

[thx1138]

People who agonize over what goes in other people's heads or what they do behind closed doors are fascists. Or worse... live sad, empty, pointless lives.

[LibertyHarkness]

you are gay if you push back on bum sex, and let another penis ejaculate inside your anus :) mwuahahhahah i must be a raging queen :)

[Lovecox]

If everytime you have a bowel movement quarts of cum come out, you might be gay.

[DoMeNow]

Is this the quality we can exect from a "5 Star Poster?" I really hope not.

Guess what, if you're male then you might be gay.

If you make lists (especially this one), you might be hiding who/what you really are and constantly think about what others think of you.

[Ben]

Is it gay to be into drag queens like Mrs. Barry -- :)

[Ryz]

Is this the quality we can exect from a "5 Star Poster?" I really hope not.

Guess what, if you're male then you might be gay.

If you make lists (especially this one), you might be hiding who/what you really are and constantly think about what others think of you.
What does excet mean?

People here get way too offended over joke threads. It's pretty hilarious

[Ryz]

Is it gay to be into drag queens like Mrs. Barry -- :)
If it looks like a girl, not gay. :dancing: